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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2008, 03:13:05 AM

Title: I'm finished
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2008, 03:13:05 AM
It was a lie. I was bored and had a story running through my head

Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 16, 2008, 03:14:05 AM
Good for you, I've been in your situation before. Nothing good come's from it. Now don't do it again.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Mandark on November 16, 2008, 03:14:17 AM
Good man.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 16, 2008, 03:15:19 AM
Well, at least you're not dating a girl who picks up worms off of the pavement.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: drew on November 16, 2008, 03:15:29 AM
what
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 16, 2008, 03:18:35 AM
of course it was, you're PD. and i love you all the same.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2008, 03:21:16 AM
We all knew
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: TVC15 on November 16, 2008, 03:34:19 AM
I thought you knew well enough to cover your tracks and make the fibs untraceable when lying on the internet.  Really, PD, what shocks me here isn't that you weren't being truthful, but that this ended up being done so amateurishly.  Is there any reason why you left things out in the open to be discovered?
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2008, 03:41:57 AM
I wish I could say I left it open so that I could be exposed, thus giving myself a good reason to leave messageboards for awhile. But I can't. I didn't expect it to blow up in my face like this, and I made a couple mistakes that I've made before (including giving Cheebs the opportunity to call me out). I have no excuse, I'm a dumbass
 
Starting monday I'm taking an extended break from message boards. If people want to contact me they know where to find me.

This is probably reason enough for a ban, and if so I deserve it
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: TVC15 on November 16, 2008, 03:44:16 AM
I don't know where to find you.  If this is the reason for your exile, it's rather silly.  Nobody is going to care that much.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2008, 03:45:37 AM
I have a facebook obviously, and would just ask that if people want to discuss this fiasco they do so in private messages and not wall posts.

My aim is PhoenixDark0
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 16, 2008, 03:51:38 AM
I thought it was true, though now I don't know why PD would lie over something so trivial.

Wait this is about the date thread isn't it?
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: FatalT on November 16, 2008, 03:53:10 AM
So you seriously made up your entire date? Wow. You need a hobby.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: brawndolicious on November 16, 2008, 04:05:07 AM
wait, PD lied about his date?
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: demi on November 16, 2008, 04:27:09 AM
:rofl @ everyone "omg PD im so happy for you!"

hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: demi on November 16, 2008, 04:29:35 AM
Like PD's mom talks to white people... be for real
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: brawndolicious on November 16, 2008, 04:44:40 AM
cheebs used to post here back when it was just started.  I think he goes to the same school as PD because he met up with him.  He was banned for doing something.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Greatness Gone on November 16, 2008, 06:17:33 AM
Black people telling lies; nothing new to see here, folks.

I liked your Michelle story better, PD. Try harder next time.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Rman on November 16, 2008, 06:56:21 AM
Oh, PD.  I don't get why you need to exile yourself.  We are all we aware of your hi jinks.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Kestastrophe on November 16, 2008, 07:38:04 AM
I can't believe Cheebs busted your ass AND contacted the girl in question.
Wow. Internet Serious Business. I have to say that is a bit pathetic, and I would certainly be creeped out if I was told that someone was making up stories about going on dates with me on the Internet.

I thought it was fake when he said he wore a blazer and dockers while she only wore a sweater with jeans. Bit overdressed much?
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: trh on November 16, 2008, 08:06:23 AM
"It was weird because she remembered all this stuff from our childhood. I remember next to nothing about my early childhood and didn't even remember growing up with her. But she was going on about how one time I got sprayed by a skunk and another time I fell off some monkey bars because I saw a spider smh. None of which I remember."

So in reality, this is the other way around...

Edit: oh wait, he actually didn't even know her at all huh, ignore me.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: demi on November 16, 2008, 08:09:18 AM
"I'm done with message boards for three months at least, starting monday. I'll be on facebook/aim/WoW/etc but that's it. I'll apologize to the girl in question and move on"

best news ever? seems so. see ya!
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 16, 2008, 08:49:58 AM
Leper this filth. 
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 16, 2008, 08:52:53 AM
I'm not going to ban you, this whole public humiliation is embarrassment enough.  There's no shame in having a recluse-like social life.  Several of our more prominent members live in a social vacuum daily.  Remember when Boogie couldn't get laid (before he was a man in uniform)?
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 16, 2008, 09:10:18 AM
Quote
Starting monday I'm taking an extended break from message boards. If people want to contact me they know where to find me.

See you later this week
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on November 16, 2008, 10:21:16 AM
i'm shocked. that video footage was pretty convincing.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: CHOW CHOW on November 16, 2008, 10:32:37 AM
Why would you do something like this?  It's beyond creepy...you need to get your shit checked out with a psych.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on November 16, 2008, 10:36:53 AM
 :'( Never again.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 16, 2008, 11:08:00 AM
fiasco? who the fuck cares? this wasn't disruptive drama, and you've been a good citizen of eb since cheebs left. don't bail on account of small-time dumbfuckery.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 16, 2008, 11:22:40 AM
Yeah, the real lesson here PD is that you don't NEED to do shit like this to be a valued and noticed member of a community.  You'd been pretty ok since your partner in Michigan douchery had been banished.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 16, 2008, 12:00:39 PM
I thought something was weird about the girl being the same one Junpei had in his avatar (which was there before PD's post went up, iirc.)

But man, what an awful way to make up a story.  Here you were fantasizing out loud and you only offered her a handshake? :lol   

Anyway, really no use in quitting message boards if you're going to be on aim, facebook, myspace, and every other social networking site in existence. At least evilbore is fun.


ohhhh man :lol

I just came back from a funeral (a distant relative passed away) and during the ceremony I'd remember parts of his story, ESPECIALLY the "stopping so she wouldn't step on worms" part, and laugh. It was so inappropriate.



Jinfash you are just too damn hilarious :lol
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 16, 2008, 12:14:26 PM
Ha ha, I knew it was bullshit. 

PD, why are you taking a 3 months break for?  It's not like the first time you've tried to pull something like this. 
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Kestastrophe on November 16, 2008, 12:46:58 PM
There's no shame in having a recluse-like social life. 

Umm.......how about have a recluse-like social life and making up detailed and creepy stories about how you went on a date with a person that you don't really know, but actually exists in real life (including pics as well). You're right, no shame in that :teehee
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: duckman2000 on November 16, 2008, 12:50:30 PM
Yeah, this is pretty fucked up.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 16, 2008, 12:54:32 PM
It was pretty funny watching PD reel people in.  We should leper the ones who fell for PD's prank instead. 
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: duckman2000 on November 16, 2008, 12:55:16 PM
It was pretty funny watching PD reel people in.  We should leper the ones who fell for PD's prank instead. 

Yeah, people are just not well versed enough in Spot the Psycho, eh?
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2008, 12:58:00 PM
Wait what  ???

I wasn't even aware of any of this shit  :lol THE INTERNETS
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 16, 2008, 01:05:13 PM
It was pretty funny watching PD reel people in.  We should leper the ones who fell for PD's prank instead. 

Yeah, people are just not well versed enough in Spot the Psycho, eh?

I know PD too well.  The kissing on the first date part gave it away. 
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Mupepe on November 16, 2008, 01:19:18 PM
PD is cool.  Don't go away dude.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Kestastrophe on November 16, 2008, 01:27:13 PM
I don't understand this place sometimes. Have a libertarian or conservative viewpoint? Attacks like flies on poop. Make up highly detailed creepy internet date stories? Please don't go, you're cool.

smh
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Tabasco on November 16, 2008, 01:42:02 PM
What is that place where Aries/peedee got busted, and why is some guy saying Muepe stole $200 from him?  I thought it was Himoru who stole money from some dude here?

You guys have lots of drama  :-\
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 16, 2008, 01:54:46 PM
Haha. What the hell happened while I was out last night?
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Kestastrophe on November 16, 2008, 01:56:36 PM
Eh, I don't see it like that.  You can have a conservative viewpoint; just be expected to have to defend your position if politics is the topic du jour.  I think Toxic Adam gets along fine here.  FoC is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.  There's a difference.
Yeah, I have noticed a difference between FoC and..........well..........everyone. He was nearly psychotic in his quest to infect every other thread with Randian theory. You guys know PD better than I do, as I haven't been here that long, but it seems weird that people are begging him not to take a break after he tells such a detailed fake story involving real people. You said that the whole thing made you laugh, so I am obviously missing some context of the PD character. Apparently he has done this before?
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 16, 2008, 02:03:32 PM
PD, you have some serious issues if you feel need to pull this shit on a regular basis.

Why do you need validation from a bunch of internet people? Get some help.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Vizzys on November 16, 2008, 02:03:44 PM
i wanted to believe  :usacry
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Barry Egan on November 16, 2008, 02:22:17 PM
so...was PD's story about his brother being a homo fake too?  :'(
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 16, 2008, 02:22:45 PM
so...was PD's story about his brother being a homo fake too?  :'(

Who cares?
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 16, 2008, 02:23:48 PM
i wanted to believe  :usacry

As did I.  As I said in the original thread, I had no idea PD lied about this kind of thing before.

I feel pretty dumb but who gives a shit.  It's just the internet.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Barry Egan on November 16, 2008, 02:26:18 PM
so...was PD's story about his brother being a homo fake too?  :'(

Who cares?

I demand truth from the internet  :'(
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 16, 2008, 02:30:27 PM
PD, you have some serious issues if you feel need to pull this shit on a regular basis.

Why do you need validation from a bunch of internet people? Get some help.

sadly, i've gotten so used to the dishonesty of the chronically needy that i find it almost charming :'(
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 16, 2008, 02:31:24 PM
PD, you have some serious issues if you feel need to pull this shit on a regular basis.

Why do you need validation from a bunch of internet people? Get some help.

sadly, i've gotten so used to the dishonesty of the chronically needy that i find it almost charming :'(

I'm used to it, but it's still fucking pathetic.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 16, 2008, 02:32:12 PM
Poor PD, he just wants to be loved and accepted
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 16, 2008, 02:32:52 PM
Poor PD, he just wants to be loved and accepted

Yeah, he wants to be loved and accepted by the internet.  ::)
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Barry Egan on November 16, 2008, 02:36:57 PM
part of the reason his story was believable was because PD looks within the same league as that girl.  If he boosted his self-esteem a smidge he wouldn't have to lie to the internet about these things.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: drew on November 16, 2008, 02:40:38 PM
pd practically lives in the student library

a man does crazy things when bored
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 16, 2008, 03:06:35 PM
 :lol I though the girl was just someone off facebook but finding out a level of stalking going about *smh*
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on November 16, 2008, 03:13:48 PM
(http://chud.com/articles/content_images/5/twbb7.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 16, 2008, 03:23:05 PM
I guess I wasn't too off when I said it was something out of a TV show or Movie.

Sylardamus is back baby. 

:bow Sylardamus :bow2
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 03:37:23 PM
Oh Maurice.

Here's something to cheer you up.

(http://i38.tinypic.com/1427dbn.gif)
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 16, 2008, 03:38:14 PM
PD is probably white, nerdy with thick-glasses and some sociology student.

i match all that...but my glasses aren't thick.  :lol 
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2008, 04:26:53 PM
PD, you have some serious issues if you feel need to pull this shit on a regular basis.

Why do you need validation from a bunch of internet people? Get some help.

It's simpler than that. I was bored, tired of studying/reading. That's how it always begins. There's nothing psychological here, nothing worth reading into other than the fact that I live a rather ordinary, boring life and spend way too much time on the internet.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 04:28:37 PM
PD read the Autobiography of Malcolm X
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Beardo on November 16, 2008, 04:31:40 PM
PD read the Autobiography of Malcolm X

Did Malcolm X tell lies about fake girlfriends also?
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 04:31:58 PM
No.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2008, 04:32:16 PM
Willco makes stuff up all the time. Delicious Sundae
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Barry Egan on November 16, 2008, 04:56:33 PM
PD, you have some serious issues if you feel need to pull this shit on a regular basis.

Why do you need validation from a bunch of internet people? Get some help.

It's simpler than that. I was bored, tired of studying/reading. That's how it always begins. There's nothing psychological here, nothing worth reading into other than the fact that I live a rather ordinary, boring life and spend way too much time on the internet.

except that you were obviously embarrassed when you were found out.  If it were simply you being bored, you wouldn't have given a shit for being called on it.  Just sayin'. 
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: demi on November 16, 2008, 04:57:26 PM
Why would you do something like this?  It's beyond creepy...you need to get your shit checked out with a psych.

"beyond creepy"? "need to get your shit checked out with a psych"? oh gimme a break.

I thought it was funny, and I view my as a conservative that gets easily offended my usual internet crap. So hey made up a story about a date to his friends, big-fucking-whoop.

boy, If I had a nickel for every time I told my highschool friends about an imaginary date/score.

Nah, it's creepo. Like I said, PD posted pic of his sister and said it was his girlfriend before. Cuckoo.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 04:58:37 PM
Of his sister?

.........................
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2008, 05:02:20 PM
I don't have a sister, she's a friend. Not that my word means shit right now
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: demi on November 16, 2008, 05:02:42 PM
LULZ
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: demi on November 16, 2008, 05:02:56 PM
Good one
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: Bloodwake on November 16, 2008, 05:04:16 PM
PD, you don't need to lie about yourself.

I don't know why you would. I just wish you wouldn't do things like this, because you really don't have to.

But, of course, I understand. I'm going through possibly the shittiest three-four months of my entire life right now.

Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2008, 05:04:21 PM
Isn't this shit cyclic? I think I've been through 2 PD "BS" cycles (this being the second). PD goes through a "Mea Culpa" phase, then re-integrates, then starts fantasizing out loud again. PD :wag

Don't see why you need to divulge in any personal details about yourself to people on the Intarnets.
Title: Re: I'm finished
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 16, 2008, 05:17:07 PM
PD is probably jerking off to all this attention right now.