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Title: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 04:47:55 PM: I want to take some of my weed with me to Houston for Thanksgiving so I can smoke it up with a few friends.

But what's the best way to bring it on an airplane since they go through your stuff? Just put it in a bag, put the bag in a sock and stuff it in your suitcase?
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on November 16, 2008, 04:48:41 PM: This will end well.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Beardo on November 16, 2008, 04:48:45 PM: Hide it in your turban.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: TVC15 on November 16, 2008, 04:48:56 PM: Hide it in the same place you're stashing your box cutter, duh.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 04:49:25 PM: But what if I don't wear a turban
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Beardo on November 16, 2008, 04:49:51 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 04:49:25 PM
But what if I don't wear a turban

Dont lie. PD got called out and so will you.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 04:51:01 PM: But I don't wear a turban!
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 16, 2008, 04:51:05 PM: actually, one of the surprises of the latest election was a relaxation of federal possession laws. you can now take up to 3 grams with you on an airplane without getting in any trouble.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 16, 2008, 04:51:14 PM: Hide it in a pack of cigarettes and put that in a carry-on. Don't try to carry it on your person.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Tieno on November 16, 2008, 04:51:30 PM: Package it with your bomb.

Dogs will sniff it out anyway, but do it for the lulz.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 04:51:59 PM: Quote from: Spencer on November 16, 2008, 04:50:51 PM
Uh, the best way is to bring money and have your friends in Houston hook you up with their guy.

that's what I'm thinking, but still.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Barry Egan on November 16, 2008, 04:53:04 PM: ...please don't do this
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Beezy on November 16, 2008, 04:53:41 PM: idiot
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 16, 2008, 04:54:32 PM: And stop calling it "pot", you homo
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 04:55:08 PM: I seriously just want to bring my pot with me. :( this shit is so good and i want to share :(

but it seems the only way to go about this is by making weed legal by the end of this week or by just buying some off someone in houston. :(
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: TVC15 on November 16, 2008, 04:55:25 PM: HE'S ON THE POT!
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 04:55:59 PM: Quote from: Yola on November 16, 2008, 04:54:32 PM
And stop calling it "pot", you homo

hey, fuck you taco!
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: demi on November 16, 2008, 04:56:26 PM: You're dumb as a brick, Himuro. Don't take it with you.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: CurseoftheGods on November 16, 2008, 04:56:34 PM: Hide it between your man boobs.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: duckman2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:56:41 PM: Just mail it there.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2008, 04:56:55 PM: This is a dumb idea
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 04:58:03 PM: How do I mail marijuana
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2008, 04:58:32 PM: Himuro's next thread: "What's the maximum prison time I could for possession of really good pot?"
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Beardo on November 16, 2008, 04:58:52 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 04:58:03 PM
How do I mail marijuana

SMH
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: demi on November 16, 2008, 04:58:59 PM: Himuro doesnt even know good weed.

why did I type PD at first
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: TVC15 on November 16, 2008, 04:59:36 PM: You put it in a box and send it, but you also have to make sure you send out an accompanying letter filled with white powder so the post office will throw a hissy fit and forget to inspect your package.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on November 16, 2008, 04:59:43 PM: Yeah, for someone who likes Shenmue and Grim Fandango, you're pretty dumb.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Rman on November 16, 2008, 05:00:07 PM: Don't be a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, Himuro.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: CurseoftheGods on November 16, 2008, 05:00:13 PM: Quote from: demi on November 16, 2008, 04:58:59 PM
Himuro doesnt even know good weed.

why did I type PD at first

Cuz they're both black.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: duckman2000 on November 16, 2008, 05:00:14 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 04:58:03 PM
How do I mail marijuana

You put a label on the bag and drop it in the mailbox.

But seriously, just stick it an envelope and send it. I wouldn't put a return address on it, though.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:00:41 PM: I, personally, can't wait to go to pound me in the ass jail.

It'll be my ritual rite as a real brother. A real negro can't be a negro until he's gone to jail.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: duckman2000 on November 16, 2008, 05:01:07 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on November 16, 2008, 04:59:36 PM
You put it in a box and send it, but you also have to make sure you send out an accompanying letter filled with white powder so the post office will throw a hissy fit and forget to inspect your package.

In all seriousness, the postal system is way underrated for drug trafficking.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 16, 2008, 05:01:13 PM: put it in a condom, shove it up your anus
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:01:40 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on November 16, 2008, 05:01:13 PM
put it in a condom, shove it up your anus

I'm doing this
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Rman on November 16, 2008, 05:01:44 PM: Don't you have connections in Houston?
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:02:36 PM: Quote from: Rman on November 16, 2008, 05:01:44 PM
Don't you have connections in Houston?

Of course I do.

You are not playing along and you are taking this thread seriously because you are all dumb.

Prole, however, gets it.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:03:07 PM: Prole, after I put it in my anus what next.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on November 16, 2008, 05:03:34 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:03:07 PM
Prole, after I put it in my anus what next.

smell it
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: demi on November 16, 2008, 05:03:47 PM: Can I just ban Himuro instead
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 16, 2008, 05:03:55 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 04:58:03 PM
How do I mail marijuana

pot, marijuana...if you use "grass" in your next post, I'll feel like you're an undercover trying to bust someone. :lol
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 16, 2008, 05:04:49 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:03:07 PM
Prole, after I put it in my anus what next.

come visit me :drool
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:05:01 PM: what of this "grass", franz fafka?
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: duckman2000 on November 16, 2008, 05:05:26 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Rman on November 16, 2008, 05:01:44 PM
Don't you have connections in Houston?

Of course I do.

You are not playing along and you are taking this thread seriously because you are all dumb.

Prole, however, gets it.

Trying to turn it all around, huh? Too late.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:05:55 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on November 16, 2008, 05:04:49 PM
Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:03:07 PM
Prole, after I put it in my anus what next.

come visit me :drool

Oh man oh man oh man oh man

:-[

Quote from: duckman2000 on November 16, 2008, 05:05:26 PM
Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Rman on November 16, 2008, 05:01:44 PM
Don't you have connections in Houston?

Of course I do.

You are not playing along and you are taking this thread seriously because you are all dumb.

Prole, however, gets it.

Trying to turn it all around, huh? Too late.

Oh yeah?!
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 16, 2008, 05:06:37 PM: i have never used a black man's poopenschaft as a bong before :drool
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: demi on November 16, 2008, 05:07:01 PM: Worse than PD. First the fake story about turning muslim, now that he actually smokes weed. You play Japa games, you dont do either. Go back to drawing pictures.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 16, 2008, 05:07:51 PM: I am interested in transporting less than 1 ounce of the hooch across state lines via airplane, what are some ways you ~~crimi~~ fellow dopers use to accomplish this?
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:07:53 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on November 16, 2008, 05:06:37 PM
i have never used a black man's poopenschaft as a bong before :drool

Fuck yea
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Barry Egan on November 16, 2008, 05:08:25 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2008, 04:58:32 PM
Himuro's next thread: "What's the maximum prison time I could for possession of really good pot?"

And then the next one: "What is the favorite recess of your own mind?"

Thread contents: "We all have our favorite place to retreat to when our booties being pummeled in the showers. My picks, in no particular order:

Balamb - Final Fantasy VIII

Balamb Theme - Breezy

(http://i36.tinypic.com/im2bsh.jpg)

ETC. "
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: CurseoftheGods on November 16, 2008, 05:09:59 PM: While I was vacationing in London with my family this summer, I had a friend visit me from Ireland for a weekend. He smoked out with a bunch of his friends before his flight and forgot about the joint in his pocket. Amazingly, he didn't get caught which is an amazing feat considering how air-tight the security of London Heathrow is.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 16, 2008, 05:10:09 PM: you shouldn't do drugs
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Rman on November 16, 2008, 05:11:06 PM: I hope you get the use the internet in jail, Himuro. :'(
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Tieno on November 16, 2008, 05:11:37 PM: Prole, are you going to smoke it straight out of Himu?

edit: beaten by prole, how shameful :(
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:11:45 PM: Fuck the internet.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:12:06 PM: Yeah I want to hear more about prole smoking out of my butt
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: TVC15 on November 16, 2008, 05:12:17 PM: Quote from: Tieno on November 16, 2008, 05:11:37 PM
Prole, are you going to smoke it straight out of Himu?

Why not? Stick a butane torch in his ass and take hits by sucking his cock. Sounds fine to me.

If he has diarrhea it would be like a water bong.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:12:42 PM: mmmmmm
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 16, 2008, 05:12:44 PM: You do not, I repeat, DO NOT want to put it into your carry on, no matter how well you think you've hidden it. It will be seen in the x ray nine out of ten times. You'd be better off putting it into a bag that you check. Best of all would be putting a small, small amount (a bud or two) into a baggy inside of a baggy inside of a baggy, then putting that into an old 35mm plastic film canister and filling it up with coffee, then just waltzing through with it in your pocket.

Best of all, of course, would be not trying to beat the system and just buy some weed in Houston.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:13:16 PM: Wow you sound so experienced there, buddy.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 16, 2008, 05:15:35 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:13:16 PM
Wow you sound so experienced there, buddy.

I TOLF YOU HE WAS A COP

but really, bad idea. just smoke your friends' schwag and tell them about how much better the weed you get at home is...everyone loves that guy :lol
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: CurseoftheGods on November 16, 2008, 05:16:20 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:13:16 PM
Wow you sound so experienced there, buddy.

:lol
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:17:39 PM: btw I'm drinking Shasta right now Franz. It's called uhhh

Shasta Cola

and Shasta Twist
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 16, 2008, 05:18:42 PM: nice, I didn't know they still sold the stuff. :)
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:19:08 PM: Don't hate on Shasta.

Shasta Twist is the shiet.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: TVC15 on November 16, 2008, 05:19:11 PM: I'm drinking some coke. I consumed an entire bottle of rum in just under 2 hours last night.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 16, 2008, 05:20:03 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:13:16 PM
Wow you sound so experienced there, buddy.

*whistles innocently*

A couple of reasons. I used to work at a major airport (Atlanta) for 2+ years. I had to go through varying degrees of security every day I worked. When I had super awesome clearance where I didn't have to go through security I twice smuggled in contraband for friends flying places. They'd just meet me and take their stuff and put it into their previously scanned carry ons. After the airport brass wised up and realized they were letting retail scrubs making less than 40k a year bypass security (I could have been bringing in explosives, ffs) I had to go through security like everyone else. I've gone through airport security more than anyone else on this forum, guaranteed.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:20:26 PM: I had my last beer forever the other week. Whoever said blue moon was good should die. Shit beer. Alcohol won't be missed.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: drew on November 16, 2008, 05:22:00 PM: one time i put it in my sock

that probably wont work anymore
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 16, 2008, 05:22:09 PM: If you seriously want to know how to mail pot through the USPS, here's how:

1. Buy a can of peanut butter.
2. Using a spoon make a scoop into the peanut butter to about the middle of the plastic can
3. Wrap the marijuana into a lock-tight zip lock bag. Stick it into that hole.
4. Put the peanut butter that you taken out ontop of the grass.
5. Take the can of peanut butter and cover it in wax paper.
6. Mail it!

Ta-da.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 16, 2008, 05:22:28 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:20:26 PM
I had my last beer forever the other week. Whoever said blue moon was good should die. Shit beer. Alcohol won't be missed.

It's good when you're in high school and the only beer you've known is your dad's bud light. otherwise, there are wayyyyy better wheat brews out there.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:24:06 PM: No but seriously thanks for the tips. I was seriously curious if there was a way to sneak weed on an airplane. I figured it'd be smarter to just buy some back home but fuck, I'm a cheapo.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 16, 2008, 05:27:22 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:24:06 PM
No but seriously thanks for the tips. I was seriously curious if there was a way to sneak weed on an airplane. I figured it'd be smarter to just buy some back home but fuck, I'm a cheapo.

pre-9/11 it was fine.

THEN IT HAPPENED.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I quit buying weed before I took a flight after 9/11..that's what happened.
[close]
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: drew on November 16, 2008, 05:28:14 PM: iv also taped pills in a baggie to the inside of my pants

dont do anything i am telling you by the way
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:29:20 PM: Ew.

Tape them to your penis.

Why can't weed be legal?
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Tieno on November 16, 2008, 05:31:39 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Rman on November 16, 2008, 05:01:44 PM
Don't you have connections in Houston?

Of course I do.

You are not playing along and you are taking this thread seriously because you are all dumb.

Prole, however, gets it.
Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:24:06 PM
No but seriously thanks for the tips. I was seriously curious if there was a way to sneak weed on an airplane. I figured it'd be smarter to just buy some back home but fuck, I'm a cheapo.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:32:03 PM: Ahahahaha
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:38:33 PM: i dunno. the cig companies could do shit like this

(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg202/eda199/hi5-comments/marijuana/35.jpg)
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: drew on November 16, 2008, 05:40:10 PM: because weed shouldn't be legal
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:41:03 PM: why not
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: drew on November 16, 2008, 05:45:22 PM: cuz
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:46:17 PM: I'm so bored. Yawn. I'm going to read a book.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Tieno on November 16, 2008, 05:47:46 PM: What kind of books do black people read?
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:48:32 PM: I'm currently re-reading the Autobiography of malcolm X and the Qur'an
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Post by: Tieno on November 16, 2008, 05:52:14 PM: Wow
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Post by: Barry Egan on November 16, 2008, 05:54:57 PM: :lol
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: xnikki118x on November 16, 2008, 05:55:10 PM: This thread is just full of the lulz. I can't even read the rest lol.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:55:25 PM: but after that I may try out Song of Fire and Ice because everyone raves about it. It better live up to the hype!
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 05:58:34 PM: Pick the next Philip K. Dick book I should read next!
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Beardo on November 16, 2008, 06:00:44 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2008, 05:58:34 PM
Pick the next Philip K. Dick book I should read next!

Do muslims dream of electric jihad.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 16, 2008, 06:06:20 PM: Autobiography of Malcolm X is a good read. I'd like to read the two chapters that were taken out before printing, though.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2008, 06:10:42 PM: Yeah me too.

I heard that there are some critics of Alex Haley, just as there were critics of his work on Roots there were some on Malcolm X. Some of his family members and peers at NOI say some of the book isn't true. I've always wondered what, but I've never found out what exactly.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 16, 2008, 06:15:41 PM: It seems hard to get a factual answer. A lot of the various stories surrounding the book have a lot of biases to them and don't make a credible case, like if or what Haley changed or the content of the two missing chapters.

I haven't looked into it for a long time and pretty much realized that I'll never really find out the truth.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: E-DuB on November 16, 2008, 06:17:00 PM: I didn't even read Himuro's post but I know this will end very, very badly...don't do it...

Edit: You're going to Huston??? Won't the state of Texas fuck you directly in the ass if you try anything illegal down there?
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: drew on November 16, 2008, 06:20:32 PM: i snuck pot to florida post 9/11

yes i am that awesome
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: elektrikluv on November 18, 2008, 03:13:11 PM: Don't do this. I was a very very stupid 15 year old, went to Egypt and some dude gave me a tiny bit of pot. I don't like it nor do I smoke it (besides trying it once or twice) so have no idea why I accepted, and put it in my bra and came back to England with it (London Heathrow). Thankfully nothing happened, but this summer when I went to Morocco, when it landed here there were like 3 sniffer dogs and we all had to line up and be smelt by them. I was thinking back and imagining it was when I was 15, and realised how fucking stupid I was.

Yeah, not worth it.
Title: Re: How can I sneak pot on an airplane
Post by: T-Short on November 18, 2008, 04:22:01 PM: taking pot to h-town, tsc tsc

you should hit nothing but SYRUP while you are there for great justice

:bow DJ Screw RIP :bow2