THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2008, 10:08:51 PM

Title: Just give me a lesbian engineer and a tank and i'll take that base.
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2008, 10:08:51 PM
(http://cdn2.shacknews.com/public/images/generated/48121f377d5f5_featured_without_text_47c317f3b80a3_featured_without_text_Valkyria.jpg)
Chapter 5 Valkyria Chronicles. Vyse and Aika rule- Vyse took a base alone and Aika took out both anti-tank placements, but that mission was won by the tank and the lesbian engineer. Engineer = Rules #1 - I actually keep them a level above everyone else.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2008, 10:15:13 PM
War....war never changes.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2008, 10:16:10 PM
lesbian engineer says creepy stuff when shes near other female units like 'this can be our private garden' lol
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Post by: Bildi on November 16, 2008, 10:18:36 PM
You named them Vyse and Aika?  That's so cute. :heartbeat
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2008, 10:23:14 PM
no, vyse and aika are in this game
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2008, 10:24:00 PM
(http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5269/valkyriachroniclesvi5.jpg)
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Post by: Bildi on November 16, 2008, 10:31:01 PM
no, vyse and aika are in this game

:o I was wondering if that was the case but figured it was too big a coincidence.  I figured wrong.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 16, 2008, 10:31:11 PM
Whoa, this is a Skies of Arcadia sequel!?! I'm going to have to rebuy a PS3!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2008, 10:31:42 PM
This is how I respond to questions from my boss. "Just give me a lesbian engineer and a tank and i'll..."

Thats really all it takes
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2008, 10:36:42 PM
Whoa, this is a Skies of Arcadia sequel!?! I'm going to have to rebuy a PS3!

Not a sequel, but probably the best ps3 release this fall
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 16, 2008, 10:36:55 PM
Whoa, this is a Skies of Arcadia sequel!?! I'm going to have to rebuy a PS3!

This is Sega's attempt at a new Sakura Wars franchise.

Male military lead who assembles a ragtag group of (mostly) women soldiers to fight back.
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 16, 2008, 11:12:57 PM
whats gameplay like? looks like advance wars for animu nerds
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Post by: tiesto on November 16, 2008, 11:15:13 PM
I still need this one... isn't it fairly short, too?
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Post by: y2kev on November 16, 2008, 11:21:55 PM
It's an SRPG with some realtime elements...namely taking cover, aiming, and firing. The demo was really fun I thought. I'm gonna pick it up a bit down the road.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 16, 2008, 11:24:53 PM
It was $45 at Circuit City until yesterday. You guys missed out.
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Post by: y2kev on November 16, 2008, 11:26:52 PM
It was $45 at Circuit City until yesterday. You guys missed out.
It's going to be like 15 dollars in two months. I can get it from gamefly in...March maybe for 11.89 or something like that.
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Post by: Vizzys on November 16, 2008, 11:28:06 PM
It was $45 at Circuit City until yesterday. You guys missed out.
It's going to be like 15 dollars in two months.

BURN
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2008, 11:35:07 PM
Way to support the legitimately good games on the sucky ps3
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2008, 11:35:34 PM
I still need this one... isn't it fairly short, too?

I've heard its like 30 hours
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2008, 11:36:20 PM
whats gameplay like? looks like advance wars for animu nerds

Far more complex than Advance Bores. So is Yggdra Union for that matter, not that the Nintards know any better.
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Post by: CurseoftheGods on November 16, 2008, 11:36:39 PM
Way to support the legitimately good games on the sucky ps3

Werd.

:(
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Post by: demi on November 16, 2008, 11:40:15 PM
LAST REMNANT THIS WEEK WOO
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Post by: y2kev on November 16, 2008, 11:42:10 PM
Will sega be sending me a stimulus check? 
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2008, 11:49:53 PM
no, but maybe they'll make good games for the ps3. Think about it the next time you spend real money on a shitty game that you seem to think is good instead of an awesome game I say is good.
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Post by: y2kev on November 16, 2008, 11:52:06 PM
oh okay maf

i'll think about it when i purchase two copies of sonic unleashed
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Post by: demi on November 16, 2008, 11:55:59 PM
maf is gonna cry

i'm buying sonic unleashed though
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Post by: y2kev on November 16, 2008, 11:57:06 PM
maf is gonna cry

i'm buying sonic unleashed though
:sonic

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Post by: pilonv1 on November 16, 2008, 11:58:37 PM
sounds too complex to get into now, will wait for it to drop in price
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 17, 2008, 12:00:06 AM
You guys are evil
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 17, 2008, 12:04:56 AM
ive got plenty of shit to play now (:bow FOOTBALL MANAGER ON STEAM :bow2). this can wait
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Post by: CurseoftheGods on November 17, 2008, 12:41:12 AM
I'm buying Sonic Unleashed too. The achievements look piss easy. :sonic
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Post by: tiesto on November 17, 2008, 10:17:40 AM
It was $45 at Circuit City until yesterday. You guys missed out.

My local CC stopped getting new games in, the last game they got in was Gears 2.
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Post by: Rman on November 17, 2008, 10:29:15 AM
I probably one of the stores that is shutting down.
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Post by: chronovore on November 17, 2008, 07:40:58 PM
This is how I respond to questions from my boss. "Just give me a lesbian engineer and a tank and i'll..."

I like it, too. Henceforth, it will be my battle-cry.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 17, 2008, 07:47:49 PM
i'm kinda turned off by the art style