Just about the worst novel fad ever. A bunch of fattie goth girls love this thing to death, and came out in nerd-drives the day Breaking Dawn came out. I never had so many ugly girls offer me their number :-\
say it
say it
VAMPIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :o
People ranked on it on GAF and it was funny to see certain male posters come out of the woodwork and cry about not talking about a book you haven't read yet. If the movie is any indicator to the tone and characters in the book then omgawd. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOVE THE UNDEAD? :'(
Just about the worst novel fad ever. A bunch of fattie goth girls love this thing to deathThis should be the Wikipedia description.
Just about the worst novel fad ever. A bunch of fattie goth girls love this thing to death, and came out in nerd-drives the day Breaking Dawn came out. I never had so many ugly girls offer me their number :-\
It's also loved by ignored housewives.
Gawd, didn't Anne Rice do this to death about 30 years ago?
Gawd, didn't Anne Rice do this to death about 30 years ago?
:lol The age thing is true. I wonder how old the main vamp in this movie is. Looking like a 17 year old doesn't give you the right to bang other 17 year old when your 300 years old. :'(
:lol The age thing is true. I wonder how old the main vamp in this movie is. Looking like a 17 year old doesn't give you the right to bang other 17 year old when your 300 years old. :'(
but he's still 17, he's just been 17 for a while. Like any 17 year old boy he has raging hormones.
my sister is 28 and loves this book series to death. you should see her office. :scared
The author cancelled her book because some of it was leaked, lulz
Old vampire couples don't exist because vampires don't age and you tire of having sex with the same person forever. So then you bang some 17-year-old goth fattie with promises of Guitar Hero and Mountain Dew, but then suck her plasma till she passes out and go at her raw.
Bella Swan moves from Phoenix, Arizona, to Forks, Washington, to allow her mother, Renée, to travel with her new husband, Phil, a minor league baseball player. After moving to Forks, Bella finds herself involuntarily drawn to a mysterious, handsome boy, Edward Cullen, who turns out to be a vampire who drinks animal blood as opposed to human blood. They fall passionately in love, and must fight off a vampire from another clan who is drawn to drink Bella's blood. Bella escapes to Phoenix, Arizona, where she is tricked into confronting James, the sadistic vampire who wishes to kill her. She is mortally wounded, but Edward rescues her, and they return to Forks.
Bella and Edward get married, but their honeymoon is cut short by Bella's realization that she has become pregnant. Bella's pregnancy progresses at an extremely fast rate and makes her very weak. She nearly dies while giving birth to her and Edward's half-vampire-half-human daughter, Renesmee, but Edward injects Bella with his venom to save her life by turning her into a vampire. A vampire from another coven sees Renesmee and mistakes her for an "immortal child", the existence of which violates vampire rules, and informs the Volturi. The Cullens gather vampire witnesses who can verify that the child is not one of the immortal children. The Cullens and their witnesses convince the Volturi that Renesmee is not a danger to vampires or their secret, and they are left in peace.
good vampire books
good vampire books
DOES NOT COMPUTE!
good vampire books
DOES NOT COMPUTE!
I keep seeing commercials for this shitty movie.
It looks like dragonball z with vampires lol
Also, she wants to get with the character she made up. The dude playing 'Edward' has this to say about it: ""I was convinced... that Stephenie was convinced... that she was Bella... and it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published. And you're reading like, her sort of sexual fantasy. [...] I was like, This woman is mad. She's completely mad, and she's in love with her own fictional creation. And sometimes you'd like feel uncomfortable reading this thing. [...] It's kind of... like a sick pleasure.""
haha naw
the one I'm seeing has a bunch of goth chicks and shiet
I love it when people write fiction surrounding an existing folklore, and just go on and fucking ignore standard staples for the sake of the plot. Through many books I've read, I seem to recall that Vampires cannot survive off of animal blood because its not rich enough in Iron.
I'm serious.
Anyways, this movie is shit.
Watch Let the Right One In instead.
well now i'm curiousI love it when people write fiction surrounding an existing folklore, and just go on and fucking ignore standard staples for the sake of the plot. Through many books I've read, I seem to recall that Vampires cannot survive off of animal blood because its not rich enough in Iron.
I'm serious.
Anyways, this movie is shit.
Watch Let the Right One In instead.
I did so this weekend. Was OK. I hadn't read the book. My GF told me they left the nastiest shit from the book out of the movie, no surprise there
But the stuff in the book wouldn't make it to film form ever.
As a Vampire movie, its easily one of the best ones in a long long time.
Also, she wants to get with the character she made up. The dude playing 'Edward' has this to say about it: ""I was convinced... that Stephenie was convinced... that she was Bella... and it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published. And you're reading like, her sort of sexual fantasy. [...] I was like, This woman is mad. She's completely mad, and she's in love with her own fictional creation. And sometimes you'd like feel uncomfortable reading this thing. [...] It's kind of... like a sick pleasure.""
What. The. Fuck.
Also, she wants to get with the character she made up. The dude playing 'Edward' has this to say about it: ""I was convinced... that Stephenie was convinced... that she was Bella... and it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published. And you're reading like, her sort of sexual fantasy. [...] I was like, This woman is mad. She's completely mad, and she's in love with her own fictional creation. And sometimes you'd like feel uncomfortable reading this thing. [...] It's kind of... like a sick pleasure.""
What. The. Fuck.
Yeah, seriously.