THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 07:35:59 PM

Title: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 07:35:59 PM
OMG ITS COMINGGGG

OMGGG I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS DAYYYY

THE QUEEEN IS BAAAACK


Title: Re: Boobs 'n' Ass in the Jungle Thread
Post by: Trent Dole on November 18, 2008, 07:38:04 PM
FRONT LOADED ANVILS
Title: Re: Boobs 'n' Ass in the Jungle Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 07:38:27 PM
KICKING TIGERS IN THE FACE
Title: Re: Boobs 'n' Ass in the Jungle Thread
Post by: drew on November 18, 2008, 07:42:02 PM
WAT
Title: Re: Boobs 'n' Ass in the Jungle Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 07:42:42 PM
http://bestgamewallpapers.com/files/tomb-raider-underworld/journey-to-the-underworld.jpg
Title: Re: Boobs 'n' Ass in the Jungle Thread
Post by: WrikaWrek on November 18, 2008, 07:43:52 PM
BIG PUSSIES
Title: Re: Boobs 'n' Ass in the Jungle Thread
Post by: drew on November 18, 2008, 07:44:34 PM
i cant even begin to describe the level of disappoint i am feeling at the moment
Title: Re: Boobs 'n' Ass in the Jungle Thread
Post by: WrikaWrek on November 18, 2008, 07:45:39 PM
IN THE BUSH
Title: Re: Boobs 'n' Ass in the Jungle Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 07:52:07 PM
YES

GREAT IDEA WRIKA

Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 18, 2008, 07:57:32 PM
The Offical Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread of Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag, if you don't mind!
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 08:01:31 PM
WILDE HETERO
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 08:01:41 PM
I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS GAME
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 08:01:49 PM
THIS IS THE GAME FOR WHICH I AM MOST EXCITED
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 08:01:57 PM
HUNGRY ITCHY TASTY
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: cool breeze on November 18, 2008, 08:04:43 PM
I'm buying Castlevania Judgement over this

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I'm serious
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Fuck yo' couch
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until this game bombs and I buy it cheap
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Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 08:09:26 PM
That's so offensive.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: WrikaWrek on November 18, 2008, 08:10:06 PM
I LIKED WHAT I PLAYED OF IT, LOT'S OF FOCUS ON PLATFORMING AND PUZZLE SOLVING
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: cool breeze on November 18, 2008, 08:12:18 PM
That's so offensive.

yeah, I'm not very good at doing the hate thing.  I would go on about how Prince of Persia will be better, but that's a given.

I'm probably going to buy Underworld tomorrow when I go to get Judgement anyway.  I'll try the demo one more time.  Those boring platforming only segments of Mirror's Edge made me realize how good Tomb Raider platforming is.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 08:12:27 PM
NOT LIKE THAT OTHER GAME

THIS ENTIRE THREAD SHALL BE IN CAPS BECAUSE I LITERALLY SCREAM WHEN I TALK ABOUT THIS GAME

edit: Prince of Persia? Really? Stop trusting Ubishit. It's going to be an intensely beautiful and satisfying game for 60% of it and then it will be like the worst thing ever.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 18, 2008, 08:20:39 PM
BRITISH ACCENTS ARE HOT
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: cool breeze on November 18, 2008, 08:23:43 PM
NOT LIKE THAT OTHER GAME

THIS ENTIRE THREAD SHALL BE IN CAPS BECAUSE I LITERALLY SCREAM WHEN I TALK ABOUT THIS GAME

edit: Prince of Persia? Really? Stop trusting Ubishit. It's going to be an intensely beautiful and satisfying game for 60% of it and then it will be like the worst thing ever.

I already know the combat will be bad, but they aren't making that the focus of the game.

Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: duckman2000 on November 18, 2008, 08:37:35 PM
No, the dude's attitude will be the focus of the game, intentional or not.

:piss Ubisoft  :piss2
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 08:39:23 PM
stop talking about them!!!
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Grecco on November 18, 2008, 08:49:19 PM


edit: Prince of Persia? Really? Stop trusting Ubishit. It's going to be an intensely beautiful and satisfying game for 60% of it and then it will be like the worst thing ever.

Its going to be better than whatever Crystal Fucking Dynamics pushes out. So there.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: cool breeze on November 18, 2008, 08:49:23 PM
fine

ok, so who is buying this for PS3? I think I will if only because I liked that it's the announced inferior version without the hours of DLC.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 08:51:16 PM


edit: Prince of Persia? Really? Stop trusting Ubishit. It's going to be an intensely beautiful and satisfying game for 60% of it and then it will be like the worst thing ever.

Its going to be better than whatever Crystal Fucking Dynamics pushes out. So there.

Why do you say "crystal fucking dynamics" as if they were a bad developer? Soul Reaver is better than anything Ubisoft Montreal has ever made.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: cool breeze on November 18, 2008, 08:56:29 PM
I agree that Soul Reaver is incredible (on a related note, I'd probably stab someone for a re-imagining of Blood Omen done by Bethesda), but Ubi Montreal is still great.  I had no idea they made both Sands of Time and the original Splinter Cell.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: AdmiralViscen on November 18, 2008, 08:58:11 PM
y2kev :rofl
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Bildi on November 18, 2008, 09:05:04 PM
:bow Tomb Raider Underworld :bow2
:bow Prince of Persia :bow2
:bow Mirror's Edge :bow2

Fuck the haters, these are all awesome.  Great year for platformers.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: cool breeze on November 18, 2008, 09:09:48 PM
True, unless you're a Wii owner.

PS3/360 :bow2

And is there any word on how long Underworld is?
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 09:10:37 PM
No, we've had no reviews from any of the major sites yet. :\
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: tiesto on November 18, 2008, 09:10:50 PM
I love seeing Bush + Vag in the same sentence...
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Bildi on November 18, 2008, 09:18:03 PM
True, unless you're a Wii owner.

PS3/360 :bow2

A Nintendo console with virtually no platformers.  How times have changed.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Grecco on November 18, 2008, 09:25:56 PM
:bow Tomb Raider Underworld :bow2
:bow Prince of Persia :bow2
:bow Mirror's Edge :bow2

Fuck the haters, these are all awesome.  Great year for platformers.

TRU is on Wii. Nobody cares about that game except Kev. And hes a yankee fan

/bow ME and POP Co GOTY!
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 10:55:13 PM
If TRU isn't a better game than ME I'll kill Borys
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on November 18, 2008, 11:05:33 PM
Cant wait for this either. I hope they follow up on the whole Avalon story from Legend, want to see where that goes.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 11:23:09 PM
they are :hyper

and
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NATLA
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from the first game is back
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on November 18, 2008, 11:36:10 PM
Is Legend pretty good? They practically give it away for free now and I'm in the mood for something TRish.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on November 18, 2008, 11:39:01 PM
they are :hyper

and
spoiler (click to show/hide)
NATLA
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from the first game is back

Yeah I got all that from the demo, I'm not DUMB

Is Legend pretty good? They practically give it away for free now and I'm in the mood for something TRish.

Legend is fuck awesome. Best ending ever.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Bildi on November 19, 2008, 12:51:07 AM
I hear the 360 port of Legend runs a little worse than the previous generation versions?

I have the Xbox version and loved it so much I bought the 360 version too.  Haven't had a chance to play it on the 360 yet though.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: cool breeze on November 19, 2008, 02:43:21 AM
I played it on the 360 and it was great. 
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on November 19, 2008, 03:05:49 AM
I trust demi's taste in endings, will check out Legend asap
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Bildi on November 19, 2008, 03:10:22 AM
I played it on the 360 and it was great. 

Awesome, thanks.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: bork on November 19, 2008, 06:51:10 AM
I trust demi's taste in endings, will check out Legend asap

Think "Soul Reaver Ending."   :-\
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on November 19, 2008, 07:04:40 AM
I trust demi's taste in endings, will check out Legend asap

Think "Soul Reaver Ending."   :-\

Think wrong, cause Legend is fuck awesome. Ignore this post, Scenester.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on November 19, 2008, 07:27:49 AM
Legend was pretty good.  As a Tomb Raider neophyte, I quite enjoyed it.  I recall being highly impressed with the PS2 graphics.

would I be better off with the Wii or PS2 version of Tomb Raider Anniversary.  Didn't the Wii port have some extra shit and shit?
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on November 19, 2008, 07:30:13 AM
lol, why would you play either of those
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: bork on November 19, 2008, 07:33:21 AM
Legend was pretty good.  As a Tomb Raider neophyte, I quite enjoyed it.  I recall being highly impressed with the PS2 graphics.

would I be better off with the Wii or PS2 version of Tomb Raider Anniversary.  Didn't the Wii port have some extra shit and shit?

PS2.  The Wii version had frame rate issues and the added minigames were supposed to be stupid IIRC.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Yeti on November 19, 2008, 10:54:00 AM
I have never played a Tomb Raider game, but I have seen and liked both movies.  8)
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 19, 2008, 10:59:41 AM
The Wii version adds a flashlight but the controls add in motion (never good for exact moments) and framerate problems. The new minigames are a lil dumb.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: dark1x on November 19, 2008, 11:03:35 AM
I hear the 360 port of Legend runs a little worse than the previous generation versions?

I have the Xbox version and loved it so much I bought the 360 version too.  Haven't had a chance to play it on the 360 yet though.
Yes, the 360 version of Legend runs like shit (constantly dips below 30 fps) in HD, but if you set your system to 480p, it's a pretty solid 30 fps.  The original XBOX version, which certainly looks less impressive, runs at 60 fps.  The PC version isn't all that good either, however, as it still has minor issues even on more powerful PCs today.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: cool breeze on November 19, 2008, 11:15:48 AM
the TRL on 360 was actually inferior? I still enjoyed it a lot.  btw, I don't remember any frame rate dips in the game.

I like Anniversary more.  They should make Anniversary 2 for Tomb Raider 2 so I could actually play Tomb Raider 2 without being bored.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on November 19, 2008, 11:18:48 AM
dark10x is just a big ol floppy 'mo so he will point that stuff out. game rocks, buy on 360 achievements #1
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 19, 2008, 01:26:24 PM
:lol had this thread open when i put my mac in stand by.  sat around three girls in class who looked directly at it as soon as I took it out of stand by this morning  :-[
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: dark1x on November 19, 2008, 01:42:38 PM
the TRL on 360 was actually inferior? I still enjoyed it a lot.  btw, I don't remember any frame rate dips in the game.

I like Anniversary more.  They should make Anniversary 2 for Tomb Raider 2 so I could actually play Tomb Raider 2 without being bored.
Well, I suppose it's not really inferior as you can play it in 480p in order to get a smooth framerate (30 fps, though).  It's just that, at 720p, the game has constant, severe slowdown.  It rarely holds 30 fps. 

It's still a good game, though.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on November 28, 2008, 12:21:25 AM
THIS GAME YEAHHHH WOOOOOOOOO

*puts on shelf next to TRL 360 and TRA 360*

Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: WrikaWrek on December 03, 2008, 11:58:53 AM
Finished.

Great platforming, some pretty amazing graphics in instances, story was wtf, shooting is garbage. It's a light game, you just play it easily, tone down the enemy shit, and just enjoy Tomb Raiding.

Some weird physics shit happening though from time to time. Anyway, Liked Legends more overall, as it felt more like a "feature" game, while this one feels more like some low key installment.

Bring on Prince of Persia.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on December 06, 2008, 02:55:10 PM
My turn  :D

Game is already awesome OMGWTF GIANT TENTACLE Uncharted destroyed
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Jansen on December 06, 2008, 03:09:14 PM
i enjoyed this tomb raider quite a bit. there where a few glitches and poorly designed areas (such as the last one that you can totally fuck up by destroying the pillars out of order) that hurt the experience, but overall it was still pretty good.

since the last tomb raider game i played was angel of darkness i didn't get wtf was up with the story/characters in the game.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on December 06, 2008, 03:16:16 PM
The story was rebooted in Legend.

You can't destroy them out of order, but you must destroy the bottom two before the last. I actually did the same thing the first time and thought I was stuck on the top ring but you're not.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Jansen on December 06, 2008, 03:21:14 PM
i did the same. i destroyed one (or two. don't remember) on top and then went to the bottom. pushed them out which fucks everything up b/c you can't get to the top anymore.

thank god it autosaved at the beginning of that section.

hmm maybe i should play legend?
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on December 06, 2008, 04:05:33 PM
i did the same. i destroyed one (or two. don't remember) on top and then went to the bottom. pushed them out which fucks everything up b/c you can't get to the top anymore.

thank god it autosaved at the beginning of that section.

hmm maybe i should play legend?

You can. You can use the floating platforms in the middle to climb the central tower. Weird, but you can. The problem with the last level is that every jump looks just out of Lara's reach.

You should play Legend, it's great.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on December 06, 2008, 04:53:29 PM
OH NO it locked up on me thats not a good sign
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: CurseoftheGods on December 06, 2008, 05:01:41 PM
red ring in 3, 2, 1...
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on December 06, 2008, 05:08:38 PM
JUST KIDDING biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch i'm a playa
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: drew on December 06, 2008, 05:24:02 PM
(http://controller1.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/square-eidos.jpg)

 :rofl
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on December 06, 2008, 06:18:33 PM
There's way too many treasures. Whats the point of that? Every corner there is a treasure to pick up. Gay.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on December 06, 2008, 06:26:04 PM
I agree. Look for the relics tho.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Jansen on December 06, 2008, 09:07:04 PM
You can. You can use the floating platforms in the middle to climb the central tower. Weird, but you can. The problem with the last level is that every jump looks just out of Lara's reach.


oh no you can't. atleast not with the way i fucked it up. there wasn't enough floaty cubes for me to make it past the middle point. and the way to get up there by wall climbing was blocked because i had pushed out the pillar.

believe me, i tried. the only reason i figured out that i fucked it up completely and had to restart was from watching a youtube video.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on December 07, 2008, 04:18:44 PM
Did anyone else's Lara just completely vanish during the Valgrind tower climb? Seriously, worst time EVER to glitch on me. Worst! All I have to go by is her flashlight.

I installed it to the HDD, btw.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: WrikaWrek on December 07, 2008, 05:29:11 PM
Only glitch i had on the PC was with the physics, when you are trying to put a rock on a touch sensitive piece of ground and shit. The rock would like start bouncing and sometimes it would fly out of the place i put it in.

You can. You can use the floating platforms in the middle to climb the central tower. Weird, but you can. The problem with the last level is that every jump looks just out of Lara's reach.


oh no you can't. atleast not with the way i fucked it up. there wasn't enough floaty cubes for me to make it past the middle point. and the way to get up there by wall climbing was blocked because i had pushed out the pillar.

believe me, i tried. the only reason i figured out that i fucked it up completely and had to restart was from watching a youtube video.

I had problems in that area too, had to use an IGN walkthrough.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on December 07, 2008, 06:33:05 PM
GOD DAMN the cutscene at the Andaman Sea :bow :bow

THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

YOU CAN DIE TOO
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on December 07, 2008, 06:35:34 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d8hXGFIZ4I

:bow The Queen
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Oblivion on December 07, 2008, 06:51:45 PM
frame rate is turrible  :-X
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on December 07, 2008, 07:06:58 PM
Why would you post that? You know you're clearly wrong, but you did it anyway. Is this how all Wii fans work?
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: Oblivion on December 07, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
was talking about the video
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on December 07, 2008, 07:10:47 PM
framerate is fine, upgrade your computer so it can run youtube, poor
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on December 07, 2008, 09:42:50 PM
BEAT IT

PERFECT

Everything was answered, it's all summed up. It all came full circle.

Loved the dark tones.

Underworld > Legend > Anniversary
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on December 07, 2008, 10:12:32 PM
LOL, I'm reading around some tomb raider forums and it seems that they already nicknamed the evil Lara "dopplehoe"
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on December 07, 2008, 10:14:01 PM
I think Crystal Dynamics should continue the Angel of Darkness trilogy now.

I hope the DLC is good. I might just buy it. THE QUEEN!
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: y2kev on December 07, 2008, 11:51:25 PM
LOL, I'm reading around some tomb raider forums and it seems that they already nicknamed the evil Lara "dopplehoe"
a lot of the fan community is whining about her new "dark personality" lol

we're the true fans demi

THE QUEEN :bow2
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: tiesto on December 27, 2008, 02:54:52 AM
I got this game for Christmas, started playing it a bit today... camera is fucking HORRIBLE and the game doesn't seem to flow nearly as well as Sands of Time or even Mirror's Edge. But I had to LOL at the beginning when the black guy pulls out a gun and starts shooting the shit out of you for no reason at all.
Title: Re: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread
Post by: demi on December 27, 2008, 03:17:48 AM
There's a reason for that though. Keep playing. LOL Prologues, gotta love em right