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Title: Jean Claude Van-Damme's pick up lines > your pick up lines
Post by: Himu on November 19, 2008, 06:20:11 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/19/jean-claude-van-damme-hit_n_144981.html

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Jean-Claude Van Damme did a Q&A with Newsweek's Sarah Ball, and at the end of the interview he stops answering questions about his new film "JCVD" and starts hitting on her instead. Van Damme, 48 and 5'9, is currently married to his fifth wife.

Newsweek reporter is in bold.

I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

OK --

It was like being naked--I would love to be naked in front of you.

Well, I --

Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

So you ' ve no regrets at all?

Believe me--I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Yes, I am.

And are you 27, or 32?

I ' m 22.
Oh, f---. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

I don ' t know. When is it?

I don't know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Uh --

You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

The fruit line is classic.
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van-Damme's pick up lines > your pick up lines
Post by: Cheebs on November 19, 2008, 08:27:28 PM
Why is a 22 year old writing for Newsweek?
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van-Damme's pick up lines > your pick up lines
Post by: Bebpo on November 19, 2008, 09:48:55 PM
Why is a 22 year old writing for Newsweek?

Probably for the same reason Van Damme hit on her?
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van-Damme's pick up lines > your pick up lines
Post by: Positive Touch on November 19, 2008, 09:51:17 PM
Why is a 22 year old writing for Newsweek?

more like why is newsweek interviewing van damme?
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van-Damme's pick up lines > your pick up lines
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 20, 2008, 12:27:26 AM
Because this movie is going to reinvent him or some shit like that. Total Homo.

(http://ndn.newsweek.com/media/91/newsmakers-Van-Damme-NM02-vl-vertical.jpg)

is it just me or can you see the outline of his dick?

yes you can, but why does he have a shoe on the end of it ??? :drool
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van-Damme's pick up lines > your pick up lines
Post by: cool breeze on November 20, 2008, 01:02:33 AM
I thought it was well known that Van Damme is homo.  Half his movies star himself teaming up with or against himself. 
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van-Damme's pick up lines > your pick up lines
Post by: Tieno on November 20, 2008, 04:31:11 AM
Van Damme is Belgiums prime export product.

Tieno has his picture besides his bed to remind him of what Belgian culture can achieve when pushed to it's limits.
That's right!
:bow Van Damme :bow2
My childhood hero, watched so many of his movies.
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van-Damme's pick up lines > your pick up lines
Post by: muckhole on November 20, 2008, 12:28:04 PM
Maybe Buzz will have a question about him in the next game   :shh

You should just have them make an all-Van-Damme edition. I'd buy that.
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van-Damme's pick up lines > your pick up lines
Post by: Robo on November 20, 2008, 12:55:43 PM
yes you can, but why does he have a shoe on the end of it ??? :drool

 :lol :drool
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van-Damme's pick up lines > your pick up lines
Post by: muckhole on November 20, 2008, 01:15:20 PM
You should just have them make an all-Van-Damme edition. I'd buy that.

Carefull what you wish for!

Jean Claude Van-Damme is:

A: a hard seed

B: a crazy frenchman

C: the liquid cream substance of the man I am

D: the woman you are
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van-Damme's pick up lines > your pick up lines
Post by: Himu on November 20, 2008, 02:31:33 PM
yes you can, but why does he have a shoe on the end of it ??? :drool

:drool
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van-Damme's pick up lines > your pick up lines
Post by: Tauntaun on November 20, 2008, 02:40:10 PM
I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

WAT?  :rofl 
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van-Damme's pick up lines > your pick up lines
Post by: bud on November 20, 2008, 02:44:56 PM
I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

WAT?  :rofl 

you know what :-*
Title: Re: Jean Claude Van-Damme's pick up lines > your pick up lines
Post by: Tauntaun on November 20, 2008, 03:13:42 PM
I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

WAT?  :rofl 

you know what :-*

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