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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TakingBackSunday on November 19, 2008, 10:55:54 PM

Title: he went to jared
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 19, 2008, 10:55:54 PM
whats a four word sentence that stands for most annoying commercials ever
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2008, 10:57:43 PM
what especially pisses me off is the ad where the dude is like "i can tell her i love her but when i pull out that gold ring actions speak louder than words!"

wtf type of mindset is that
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 19, 2008, 11:00:58 PM
no idea what you're talking about
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Greatness Gone on November 19, 2008, 11:03:41 PM
Engagement Rings :tbslol Marriage :tbslol
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2008, 11:04:39 PM
Luckily you don't like in the midwest

Jared: jewelery company that has the WORST TV/radio commercials
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 19, 2008, 11:08:09 PM
yeah apparently I dodged a regional bullet
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Rman on November 19, 2008, 11:08:12 PM
no idea what you're talking about
.
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 19, 2008, 11:09:27 PM
I thought you were talking about subway jared
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2008, 11:11:34 PM
yeah apparently I dodged a regional bullet

You also dodged winter, lucky bastard

weather: 34 degrees  :-\
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: demi on November 19, 2008, 11:14:44 PM
no idea what you're talking about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLBCS5woQM4

Jared is a jewelery store
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 19, 2008, 11:15:24 PM
that video doesn't explain anything

in fact now i'm more confused
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Greatness Gone on November 19, 2008, 11:16:03 PM
80 something degrees in SoCal today. :maf
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: demi on November 19, 2008, 11:16:34 PM
that video doesn't explain anything

in fact now i'm more confused

What's to explain. Here I'll try to stupify it even further

* Jared is a jewelery store
* Their commercials say "He went to Jared"

There, any questions
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 19, 2008, 11:17:32 PM
why would someone go to Jared? or be impressed by someone going to Jared? they look like a shitty strip mall jewelry chain

or is this part of what makes the ads so annoying?
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: demi on November 19, 2008, 11:17:42 PM
Look I even googled it for you

http://www.perkowitz.net/blog/optic/archives/005387.html

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGIH_enUS279US279&q=%22he+went+to+jared%22
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: demi on November 19, 2008, 11:19:54 PM
why would someone go to Jared? or be impressed by someone going to Jared? they look like a shitty strip mall jewelry chain

or is this part of what makes the ads so annoying?

HEY you're supposed to make ME explain it! No fair!
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 19, 2008, 11:22:30 PM
yeah, I already googled it and read like four or five articles about it

plus youtube, but all youtube has is people parodying the ads, none of the actual ads, except the poor quality no-audio version you posted
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: demi on November 19, 2008, 11:23:33 PM
omfg

Just go to Jared
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: demi on November 19, 2008, 11:24:13 PM
Also, I can one-up OP's answer

"Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Stereoooo One"
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 19, 2008, 11:24:27 PM
Luckily you don't like in the midwest

Jared: jewelery company that has the WORST TV/radio commercials

We have Jared out here in Seattle. Those damn commercials are on TV and radio all the time.
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 19, 2008, 11:32:05 PM
Also, I can one-up OP's answer

"Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Stereoooo One"

aw fuck  :lol
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Eric P on November 19, 2008, 11:36:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6CslpftOe4
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 19, 2008, 11:56:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMbsZU83ajc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMbsZU83ajc
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: T234 on November 20, 2008, 12:24:06 AM
The radio commercials alone made me put them very highly on my shit list. Nothing in this world makes me want to run my car off a cliff more than that.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO FIND ANYTHING WORSE EVILBORE
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: demi on November 20, 2008, 12:51:47 AM
Not for long
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: drozmight on November 20, 2008, 05:37:37 AM
speaking of hilariously bad commercials, I saw this on TV one night... being drunk at the time it was way too funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XtXm_FT1vY
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: tiesto on November 20, 2008, 09:38:13 AM
They just opened a Jared down the block from me, but I haven't heard/seen any commercials yet...
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Bloodwake on November 20, 2008, 09:45:43 AM
Jared commercials are pretty bad.
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: cool breeze on November 20, 2008, 09:50:15 AM
If anyone lives around PA and remembers the "ROBIN'S ROCKS (YEAH) ROBIN'S ROCKS" commercials, I just found out that they changed it to Robin's Diamonds and the only part of the old theme that remains is the 'YEAH'.  This is heartbreaking.
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Bocsius on November 20, 2008, 09:55:20 AM
Superman laughs at the thought of going to Jared. Create your own diamond like a real man.
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: bork on November 20, 2008, 11:27:25 AM
This still seems better than hearing Tom Shane go on and on in his drole voice in radio commercials.  Dunno if The Shane Company is nationwide though.
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: muckhole on November 20, 2008, 12:02:47 PM
speaking of hilariously bad commercials, I saw this on TV one night... being drunk at the time it was way too funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XtXm_FT1vY

That beats the pants off any of the local business commercials around here, which usually just entail the shopowner staring at the camera like a deer caught in headlights, and reading the cards in front of them in a monotone voice.
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 20, 2008, 12:14:12 PM
Fonk you hit me  :lol :lol :lol :yuck :yuck :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 20, 2008, 12:16:32 PM
The radio commercials alone made me put them very highly on my shit list. Nothing in this world makes me want to run my car off a cliff more than that.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO FIND ANYTHING WORSE EVILBORE

LG Dare Verizon radio ads

Much, much worse
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Brehvolution on November 20, 2008, 03:12:29 PM
MCDonalds radio ad for coffee:

Man: I'd like 2 creams and 1 sugar please
Girl: Ok here you go
M: So what do we do for the rest of the commercial
G: We could do a little dance
M: But no one can see us though
G: Oh...... well, it's almost over.


smh
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Tauntaun on November 20, 2008, 03:17:01 PM
MCDonalds radio ad for coffee:

Man: I'd like 2 creams and 1 sugar please
Girl: Ok here you go
M: So what do we do for the rest of the commercial
G: We could do a little dance
M: But no one can see us though
G: Oh...... well, it's almost over.


smh

 >:(  PURGE WITH FLAMES!
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Bocsius on November 20, 2008, 06:38:27 AM
I hate the radio spots that talk about going off script and then, of course, proceed to sound even more scripted. There's the one life insurance commercial that's especially insufferable.

Speaking of insufferable, the local sports talk station (790 AM - "The Ball") has apparently decided that all commercials promoting the station have to have random soundbytes from movies and television shows interspersed throughout the ad. It's like "radio ads for by dummies." Listen, jackholes, I'll let you get away with it if the soundbyte had the least bit to do with sports, double credit if it actually dealt with the topic of the ad. But none of them do. They're just annoying. :/
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 20, 2008, 06:38:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMbsZU83ajc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMbsZU83ajc

I just sent this video to my cousin who just moved to California. Fuck, he HAS to go there.
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: lordmaji on November 20, 2008, 04:59:47 PM
  :piss:o :piss2
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Vizzys on November 20, 2008, 05:30:16 PM
one listen and w e t p e t s is already ingrained in my mind
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 20, 2008, 05:40:46 PM
Those aren't the right four words. These are:

This is my country.

Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: castle007 on November 20, 2008, 07:18:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMbsZU83ajc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMbsZU83ajc

 :lol :lol :lol :lol

no fucking way
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 20, 2008, 07:22:35 PM
The "Just Like a Mini-mall" guy would smoke the Wet Pets guy in a rap battle.
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 20, 2008, 07:55:25 PM
scorpy-ons
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 20, 2008, 08:09:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Brehvolution on November 21, 2008, 09:21:34 AM
scorpy-ons
:rofl
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: muckhole on November 21, 2008, 11:34:41 AM
Probably just us Canucks, but yeah.
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Tauntaun on November 21, 2008, 11:53:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk

He should do a song with Stevie Wonder.  :rock
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Barry Egan on November 21, 2008, 02:11:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6CslpftOe4

I've watched this at least a dozen times since its being posted
Title: Re: he went to jared
Post by: Kestastrophe on November 21, 2008, 04:01:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7OMYdNrqXI

This is a local eatery in the Kzoo area. Not sure what the dancing or gorilla suit are all about