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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Polari on November 28, 2006, 05:59:22 AM

Title: Actually my main goals at the moment are...
Post by: Polari on November 28, 2006, 05:59:22 AM: Quote from: Ark-AMN
Actually my main goals at the moment are getting a job and getting a Wii.

Not really giving much thought into losing my virginity. Hentai is still keeping me going. :D

Quote from: Ark-AMN
Actually my main goals at the moment are getting a job and getting a Wii.

Not really giving much thought into losing my virginity. Hentai is still keeping me going. :D

Quote from: Ark-AMN
Actually my main goals at the moment are getting a job and getting a Wii.

Not really giving much thought into losing my virginity. Hentai is still keeping me going. :D

Quote from: Ark-AMN
Actually my main goals at the moment are getting a job and getting a Wii.

Not really giving much thought into losing my virginity. Hentai is still keeping me going. :D

Quote from: Ark-AMN
Actually my main goals at the moment are getting a job and getting a Wii.

Not really giving much thought into losing my virginity. Hentai is still keeping me going. :D

:elephant
Title: Re: Actually my main goals at the moment are...
Post by: demi on November 28, 2006, 06:11:32 AM: Not bad, too bad he won't be getting a job anytime soon.

Creepy ass dode when I met him at E3
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Post by: Vizzys on November 28, 2006, 06:12:05 AM: Oh god.
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Post by: cloudwalking on November 28, 2006, 06:16:46 AM: That's extremely sad and pathetic
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Post by: Polari on November 28, 2006, 06:20:30 AM: He's 26, by the way.
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Post by: Polari on November 28, 2006, 06:22:11 AM: JOTARO THIS WAS YOUR LIFE
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Post by: etiolate on November 28, 2006, 06:23:17 AM: A Wii is more reliable than a woman...
Title: Re: Actually my main goals at the moment are...
Post by: demi on November 28, 2006, 06:23:32 AM: Quote from: Polari on November 28, 2006, 06:20:30 AM
He's 26, by the way.

He's 26? No... he's not. He did not look 26. He's at least my age, at most 23.
Title: Re: Actually my main goals at the moment are...
Post by: Polari on November 28, 2006, 06:24:59 AM: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=3294

Maybe he's lying, either way...
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Post by: cloudwalking on November 28, 2006, 06:26:03 AM: A lot of these virgin nerds look a lot younger than they actually are
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Post by: etiolate on November 28, 2006, 06:26:59 AM: Nothing wrong with lookin' young!
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Post by: Polari on November 28, 2006, 06:34:04 AM: Women must be pretty thankful for hentai right about now.
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Post by: Cheebs on November 28, 2006, 07:26:09 AM: Did he ever post a picture of himself?

Oh and I saw him at one point say he'd never date a girl unless they were a hardcore gamer. :lol
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Post by: Diablos on November 28, 2006, 07:43:00 AM: :-\

I'm a virgin but please understand, I do not think like him.
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Post by: morphix on November 28, 2006, 08:32:13 AM: :lol

On a related note I finally saw the 40 year old Virgin. GAF makes more sense now.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2006, 10:22:42 AM: Don't judge all virgins based on him :-\

Although porn can be pretty awesome, sometimes it just gets bland. There been times where I tried to wank but just couldn't; indeed, most of the time I can barely muster a full boner while watching port. Alas, it seems like my, imitation of sex if you will, is losing luster.

There were times when I could masturbate so many times my dick would be numb for hours; so numb I'd have to run cold water over it for a couple minutes before the nerves started working again. To tell the truth, I'm not actively chasing sex right now, instead opting to let it come to me. Somewhat similar to people waiting for god to call them or give them the holy ghost or whatever. I don't want to have sex with a prostitute; I'd rather have sex with a chick who gets off on taking men's virginity. That would be interesting indeed
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Post by: Himu on November 28, 2006, 10:24:39 AM: :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: ToxicAdam on November 28, 2006, 10:32:58 AM: He's a Republican too. :lol
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Post by: cloudwalking on November 28, 2006, 10:48:14 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2006, 10:22:42 AM
I'd rather have sex with a chick who gets off on taking men's virginity. That would be interesting indeed

Good luck finding one of those
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2006, 10:53:05 AM: Quote from: cloudwalking on November 28, 2006, 10:48:14 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2006, 10:22:42 AM
I'd rather have sex with a chick who gets off on taking men's virginity. That would be interesting indeed

Good luck finding one of those

There has to be lots of women who are into that though.
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Post by: demi on November 28, 2006, 10:53:56 AM: /me grins

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Take the hint, Phoenix.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2006, 10:58:40 AM: :hyper
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Post by: Vizzys on November 28, 2006, 04:58:05 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on November 28, 2006, 10:48:14 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2006, 10:22:42 AM
I'd rather have sex with a chick who gets off on taking men's virginity. That would be interesting indeed

Good luck finding one of those
They exist. Trust me. :)
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 28, 2006, 05:04:24 PM: Virgins, lolz ;)
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Post by: Fresh Prince on November 28, 2006, 05:15:25 PM: So bascially his next job needs to be one where he'll develop a Wii hentai game. Then his life will be complete (at this moment).