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Title: When Pandas attack update
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2008, 08:06:00 PM

:drudge :drudge :drudge

Yet another dumb Chinese student jumps into a panda enclosure to "hug" a panda and gets bitten. (http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/22/panda.bites.man.china.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview)

Unlike more recent panda "attacks", this person appeared to be sober at the time of the incident.  Sober, but still unspeakably stupid.

Title: Re: When Pandas attack update
Post by: Brehvolution on November 22, 2008, 08:08:45 PM

I swear people forget what Panda's second name is.

IT'S BEAR

Title: Re: When Pandas attack update
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 22, 2008, 08:21:32 PM

pandas aren't bears tsk tsk

Title: Re: When Pandas attack update
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2008, 08:22:33 PM

Whatever, they look more like bears to me than some weird raccoon cousin.

Title: Re: When Pandas attack update
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 22, 2008, 08:25:02 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on November 22, 2008, 08:08:45 PM

I swear people forget what Panda's second name is.

IT'S BEAR

fail. I think all this has been caused by Kung-Fu Panda

Title: Re: When Pandas attack update
Post by: Brehvolution on November 22, 2008, 08:25:35 PM

 ???

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The Giant Panda (大熊貓) (Ailuropoda melanoleuca, literally "cat-foot black-and-white") is a bear native to central-western and southwestern China

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Panda

No, I didn't change the wiki.

Title: Re: When Pandas attack update
Post by: Brehvolution on November 22, 2008, 08:29:41 PM

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2000/03/26/SC40EDS.DTL

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A study of the molecular and genetic makeup of the giant panda shows that it is more closely related to bears than it is to raccoons.

Title: Re: When Pandas attack update
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2008, 08:31:08 PM

I wonder if "bear" is a racial epitaph within the panda community.

Title: Re: When Pandas attack update
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 22, 2008, 08:31:50 PM

High school science has once again failed me.

Title: Re: When Pandas attack update
Post by: Brehvolution on November 22, 2008, 08:33:47 PM

I'm open to be shown where I was wrong. I just can't find a source.

Title: Re: When Pandas attack update
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 22, 2008, 08:34:41 PM

This is how demi will go one day.

Title: Re: When Pandas attack update
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2008, 09:22:02 PM

Quote from: Spencer on November 22, 2008, 09:17:59 PM

Pandas wouldn't be so endangered if they started eating flesh instead of bamboo.  ::)

smh. dumb bears