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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bloodwake on November 23, 2008, 04:04:01 PM

Title: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Bloodwake on November 23, 2008, 04:04:01 PM
He's been harassing me for the past two hours via phone calls and text messages. We also had a loud fight outdoors in front of my dorm. I haven't been that pissed off in several years.

Yep, I'm thinking about dropping out of college at this point. Fuck this shit man.
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: drew on November 23, 2008, 04:22:10 PM
bish
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2008, 04:50:40 PM
Let's see a kintukky beatdown
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: BlackMage on November 23, 2008, 04:56:12 PM
what the fuck is going on? i need some backstory.
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: T234 on November 23, 2008, 05:57:38 PM
Don't drop out of college OR fight him in public. That's what he wants. If you MUST fight, fight in private somewhere but do NOT go alone. Alternatively, get high and drunk as shit and let him beat you up, then have his ass thrown out of college. The high and drunk part is just so you don't hurt too much.
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: drew on November 23, 2008, 06:04:00 PM
Violence is never the answer!

yes it is

hit him in the face

not that your scrawny appendages would do anything except piss him off
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: T234 on November 23, 2008, 06:08:47 PM
Violence is never the answer! don't do it Bloodwake!

I'll give you a number of a Libyan gang, they'll shred him to pieces and cover it up :shh

EDIT: serious talk, sucks man. Don't drop out! and:

what the fuck is going on? i need some backstory.
Those dudes are not to be trifled with. The one Libyan I ever met didn't go anywhere without an HK5 Submachine gun, and was big enough to coceal it in his coat too.
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Bloodwake on November 23, 2008, 07:31:12 PM
I'm a pacifist. I think that we've reached an understanding for right now. He's seen me around and hasn't tried any shit.

I'm not dropping out of college because of him. It's just been a fucking hard semester in general, and this isn't helping.
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 23, 2008, 07:38:45 PM
I was once trying to break a fight between two strangers on the street, a third guy (and a friend of one them) came from behind and hit my head with a bat (or some thick piece of wood) I bled like crazy!

I went from "GUYS STOP, DON'T FIGHT... VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER" to "SHIT JUST GOT REAL! COME HERE MOTHER FUCKER"... followed the guy who hit me, grabbed his bat and hit'em with it (I avoided his head, mostly aimed for his legs) until it broke.

true story...

obviously you sucked his dick while he was still broken and battered on the ground right?

right?
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 23, 2008, 11:02:14 PM
Can I get a full explanation of this? This guy is some dumbass who picks on people...in college? That takes a certain class of asshole
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 23, 2008, 11:06:10 PM
nHnQ5l-xfKM
Violence is never the answer! don't do it Bloodwake!

I'll give you a number of a Libyan gang, they'll shred him to pieces and cover it up :shh

EDIT: serious talk, sucks man. Don't drop out! and:

what the fuck is going on? i need some backstory.
Those dudes are not to be trifled with. The one Libyan I ever met didn't go anywhere without an HK5 Submachine gun, and was big enough to coceal it in his coat too.

You know what you need to do:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHnQ5l-xfKM
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Bloodwake on November 24, 2008, 03:43:48 PM
Can I get a full explanation of this? This guy is some dumbass who picks on people...in college? That takes a certain class of asshole

He's a former friend of mine who has managed to find stupid insigificant shit to get pissed off at everyone in his circle of friends over. My recent transgression: I didn't hang out with him on Friday night whenever he was asleep after pulling an all-nighter. He's pissed that I didn't call him and wake his ass up to hang out with him.

He went to bed at 5 PM and I went to a party at 8.

No, I'm not ignoring anything else I did. This is LITERALLY what happened. So now I'm a selfish prick who doesn't think about others and I'm just trying to ditch him all the time.

After he called and bitched me out on Friday, I didn't even try to contact him on Saturday, so he called me Sunday and called me a selfish prick and a sad person because I didn't call him the day afterwards after he told me not to expect him to call me. That's when I walked outside to smoke a cigarette, saw him (because he has this habit of saying his shit and hanging up before I get to say anything) and we proceeded to get in an argument where he expressed he wanted to kick my ass. I told him that I was a pacifist and real friends would actually know that and I basically walked away while yelling over my shoulder that he was an asshole and that he's pissed at everyone for no reason (truth).

Today, it's been the best day of my semester, not dealing with him or his stupid bullshit. What a fucking cocksucker. I hope he stays away from me.
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Beardo on November 24, 2008, 03:46:09 PM
we proceeded to get in an argument where he expressed he wanted to kick my ass. I told him that I was a pacifist and real friends would actually know that and I basically walked away.

LOL

So basically you cant fight.
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Tauntaun on November 24, 2008, 03:48:06 PM
That's when I walked outside to smoke a cigarette, saw him (because he has this habit of saying his shit and hanging up before I get to say anything) and we proceeded to get in an argument where he expressed he wanted to kick my ass. I told him that I was a pacifist and real friends would actually know that and I basically walked away while yelling over my shoulder that he was an asshole and that he's pissed at everyone for no reason (truth).

Today, it's been the best day of my semester, not dealing with him or his stupid bullshit. What a fucking cocksucker. I hope he stays away from me.

aka - u know he'll destroy you  :lol
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Bloodwake on November 24, 2008, 03:48:21 PM
we proceeded to get in an argument where he expressed he wanted to kick my ass. I told him that I was a pacifist and real friends would actually know that and I basically walked away.

LOL

So basically you cant fight.

Well, I am a skinny person, but I made it clear after getting into several fights in middle school and elementary school that I was going to become a pacifist. It's my life. I don't believe in war or hurting people. That's who I am.
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2008, 03:49:11 PM
we proceeded to get in an argument where he expressed he wanted to kick my ass. I told him that I was a pacifist and real friends would actually know that and I basically walked away.

LOL

So basically you cant fight.

(http://tinyurl.com/69btv5)

he's delicate!
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Bloodwake on November 24, 2008, 03:49:24 PM
So yeah, you guys can call me a pussyfist or whatever. I've heard them all.
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Beardo on November 24, 2008, 03:50:48 PM
Well, I am a skinny person, but I made it clear after getting into several fights in middle school and elementary school that I was going to become a pacifist. It's my life. I don't believe in war or hurting people. That's who I am.

LOL What a woman. Everyone gets in fights in middle school and elementary school. Well I hope you can keep living the dream life when his foot is in your mouth.
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Brehvolution on November 24, 2008, 03:58:23 PM
Your friend needs to take a chill. You aren't his personal alarm clock. There will be other Fridays.
smh
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Tauntaun on November 24, 2008, 04:02:52 PM
Your friend needs to take a chill. You aren't his personal alarm clock. There will be other Fridays.
smh

Seriously, also, it isn't aggressive to stick a carrot up his butt.  :shh   :-*
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: drew on November 24, 2008, 04:04:54 PM
So yeah, you guys can call me a pussyfist or whatever. I've heard them all.

wimp

you need an older brother to punch you in the shoulder everyday

take off the Birkenstocks lace up some real shoes and learn how to be a man :punch
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Bloodwake on November 24, 2008, 04:06:55 PM
Well, I am a skinny person, but I made it clear after getting into several fights in middle school and elementary school that I was going to become a pacifist. It's my life. I don't believe in war or hurting people. That's who I am.

LOL What a woman. Everyone gets in fights in middle school and elementary school. Well I hope you can keep living the dream life when his foot is in your mouth.

Anyone who beats my ass just proves my point: that humanity is sad and that they have to resource to violence to solve problems instead of being mature and working them out for themselves.
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: demi on November 24, 2008, 04:08:05 PM
Haha, pussy librul. I'd flex you.
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: drew on November 24, 2008, 04:11:39 PM
Anyone who beats my ass just proves my point: that humanity is sad and that they have to resource to violence to solve problems instead of being mature and working them out for themselves.

oh jesus christ

(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/jerkit.gif)
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: tehjaybo on November 24, 2008, 06:51:06 PM
So yeah, you guys can call me a pussyfist or whatever. I've heard them all.

wimp

you need an older brother to punch you in the shoulder everyday

take off the Birkenstocks lace up some real shoes and learn how to be a man :punch

He has one.  Me.

And if anyone messes with you, as I expressed on the phone, I'll drive up to Berea and break out my P89 and pistol whip the shit out of the cocksucker.
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: demi on November 24, 2008, 06:53:40 PM
big brutha is gonna save me

WUSS
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Rman on November 24, 2008, 07:05:51 PM
What the heck?  That dude sounds likes an irresponsible loser.  Why even hang out with that kind person in the first place.
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: drew on November 24, 2008, 07:14:43 PM
He has one.  Me.

And if anyone messes with you, as I expressed on the phone, I'll drive up to Berea and break out my P89 and pistol whip the shit out of the cocksucker.

you have failed him

drive up there and sock him before he sucks a dick or something
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 24, 2008, 08:16:55 PM
Anyone who beats my ass just proves my point: that humanity is sad and that they have to resource to violence to solve problems instead of being mature and working them out for themselves.

oh jesus christ

(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/jerkit.gif)

:rofl
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Tauntaun on November 25, 2008, 12:25:25 PM
So yeah, you guys can call me a pussyfist or whatever. I've heard them all.

wimp

you need an older brother to punch you in the shoulder everyday

take off the Birkenstocks lace up some real shoes and learn how to be a man :punch

He has one.  Me.

And if anyone messes with you, as I expressed on the phone, I'll drive up to Berea and break out my P89 and pistol whip the shit out of the cocksucker.

You guys ever get naked when you were kids?  :-*
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Bloodwake on November 25, 2008, 12:34:17 PM
So yeah, you guys can call me a pussyfist or whatever. I've heard them all.

wimp

you need an older brother to punch you in the shoulder everyday

take off the Birkenstocks lace up some real shoes and learn how to be a man :punch

He has one.  Me.

And if anyone messes with you, as I expressed on the phone, I'll drive up to Berea and break out my P89 and pistol whip the shit out of the cocksucker.

You guys ever get naked when you were kids?  :-*

I only have one response to this shit:

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Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Bloodwake on November 25, 2008, 12:55:26 PM
Is this guy a post op or something. That's the kind of shit women pull.

lmfao
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 25, 2008, 01:05:46 PM
Bahah pussyfist, I've never heard that

that's awesome
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 25, 2008, 01:38:59 PM
Is this guy a post op or something. That's the kind of shit women pull.

lmfao

I'm not even kidding. Getting mad because you didn't call to wake him up to go out? If that ever happens to one of my friends, they'll be mad for maybe 5 minutes and then they won't care. Guys don't normally carry grudges over stupid shit like this.

Sounds like he might be gay for you, Bloodwake. Has he dropped any hints? Like left you any weird texts, started buying you stuff, had sex with you, or anything like that?
Title: Re: Hey T234: Mumbles McGee wants to kick my ass
Post by: Bloodwake on November 25, 2008, 01:40:18 PM
Is this guy a post op or something. That's the kind of shit women pull.

lmfao

I'm not even kidding. Getting mad because you didn't call to wake him up to go out? If that ever happens to one of my friends, they'll be mad for maybe 5 minutes and then they won't care. Guys don't normally carry grudges over stupid shit like this.

Sounds like he might be gay for you, Bloodwake. Has he dropped any hints? Like left you any weird texts, started buying you stuff, had sex with you, or anything like that?

Let's just say that there's been some awkward moments, especially as of late with arms behind chairs and shit. Another reason I'm glad our friendship has ended.