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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on November 24, 2008, 05:44:38 PM

Title: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 24, 2008, 05:44:38 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51335G86d1L._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 24, 2008, 05:46:47 PM
That's not a blu-ray.
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 24, 2008, 05:47:19 PM
There's something so sad about pre-wrapped dvd kits for lame movies. Convenience triumphing over consideration. Just dont bother buying a gift haha.
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 24, 2008, 05:47:33 PM
So which is worse:

1) Getting Indy 4

2) Waking up in a dumpy apartment on Christmas day, where your wife and kid left the night before, you have no money, no job; just yourself and a bottle of Thunderbird.
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: BlackMage on November 24, 2008, 05:47:57 PM
i would have to kill a mutha fugga  :gun
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: WrikaWrek on November 24, 2008, 05:48:33 PM
Shia Leveou swinging around like Tarza, with a bunch of sidekick monkeys.

What more do you want for christmas!?
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: Beardo on November 24, 2008, 05:50:23 PM
So which is worse:

1) Getting Indy 4

2) Waking up in a dumpy apartment on Christmas day, where your wife and kid left the night before, you have no money, no job; just yourself and a bottle of Thunderbird.

#1
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: cool breeze on November 24, 2008, 05:52:57 PM
Wrapping christmas presents are fun, why would you buy prewrapped?
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 24, 2008, 05:54:37 PM
There's something so sad about pre-wrapped dvd kits for lame movies. Convenience triumphing over consideration. Just dont bother buying a gift haha.

But you have to remember most people love bad movies. They revel in them. I assume that the average person would be overjoyed to get Indy 4, or Twilight, or Prom Night or whatever. They don't appreciate good things like we do. They haven't seen Caligula. Or Speed Racer.
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 24, 2008, 05:58:36 PM
This is depressing too, just looking at the box in the morning is just a bummer. Nothing makes me want to donate to poor people more.

http://www.kelloggsmovies.com/promotions/foxdvd/
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: Beardo on November 24, 2008, 05:59:31 PM
This is depressing too, just looking at the box in the morning is just a bummer. Nothing makes me want to donate to poor people more.

http://www.kelloggsmovies.com/promotions/foxdvd/

uh... Millions is a good movie.
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 24, 2008, 06:00:41 PM
they dont even come in real dvd cases, they come in weird cardboard things to make shipping cheap iirc
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 24, 2008, 06:01:08 PM
This is depressing too, just looking at the box in the morning is just a bummer. Nothing makes me want to donate to poor people more.

http://www.kelloggsmovies.com/promotions/foxdvd/

uh... Millions is a good movie.

But does it, along with Doctor Dolittle 2 and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, constitute THE BEST MOVIES?
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 24, 2008, 06:01:50 PM
If he wasn't distinguished mentally-challenged he'd click it and see they offer:

Anna and the King
Rocky
City Slickers
Prelude to a Kiss
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 24, 2008, 06:04:04 PM
how can you watch that shit? City Slickers? god damnit you people
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: Beardo on November 24, 2008, 06:08:13 PM
how can you watch that shit? City Slickers? god damnit you people

Maybe because not everyone is an uptight critical elitist taco.
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 24, 2008, 06:11:42 PM
fedora themed wrapping paper? seems easy to guess the DVD :(
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 24, 2008, 06:20:06 PM
how can you watch that shit? City Slickers? god damnit you people

Maybe because not everyone is an uptight critical elitist distinguished effete fellow.

Enjoy your bad movies, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 24, 2008, 06:20:34 PM
So which is worse:

1) Getting Indy 4

2) Waking up in a dumpy apartment on Christmas day, where your wife and kid left the night before, you have no money, no job; just yourself and a bottle of Thunderbird.

#1

how is #2 bad, t-bird rocks the holidayz
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 25, 2008, 12:28:12 PM
It was probably wrapped by underpaid polish children.

America :tophat
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: Robo on November 25, 2008, 12:36:54 PM
fedora themed wrapping paper? seems easy to guess the DVD :(

The Maltese Falcon?  :hyper
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: Bloodwake on November 25, 2008, 12:38:19 PM
So which is worse:

1) Getting Indy 4

2) Waking up in a dumpy apartment on Christmas day, where your wife and kid left the night before, you have no money, no job; just yourself and a bottle of Thunderbird.

#1

how is #2 bad, t-bird rocks the holidayz

lmfao
Title: Re: This is depressing -imagine christmas day
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 25, 2008, 09:26:46 AM
So which is worse:

1) Getting Indy 4

2) Waking up in a dumpy apartment on Christmas day, where your wife and kid left the night before, you have no money, no job; just yourself and a bottle of Thunderbird.

#1

how is #2 bad, t-bird rocks the holidayz

yeah, both are depressing but two hours later, you'll either

1) have just finished watching Indy 4
2) be two hours into a bottle of Thunderbird

so I think it's clear which is better in the long term