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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on November 24, 2008, 08:59:14 PM

Title: the only list that matters :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 24, 2008, 08:59:14 PM: so my daughter came back from preschool with a construction paper turkey that listed, in order, the five things she was the most thankful for, as follows:

Quote from: epic fail
1. preschool
2. walking
3. cars
4. oranges
5. mommy and daddy

that's right; i am valued LESS than citrus fruits and perambulatory motion by my own progeny. points to her for buttering up the institution with her first pick, though!

:gloomy

edit: i kinda question the validity of this list, though, since "stuart little," her favorite movie AND her imaginary friend, didn't make the cut.
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: Beardo on November 24, 2008, 09:00:36 PM: Walking is above cars??

Walking is for Europeans. SMH
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: Eric P on November 24, 2008, 09:02:31 PM: Stuart Little is the name of a mouse in a book about former NSA assassin turned catholic monks.

the mouse is crucial to the plot of the novel.
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 24, 2008, 09:03:36 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on November 24, 2008, 09:02:20 PM
I've got news for you... no.5 wasn't "Mom and Dad", but the teacher couldn't let her go back home with a list like that.

:gloomy
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: CurseoftheGods on November 24, 2008, 09:05:09 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on November 24, 2008, 09:02:20 PM
I've got news for you... no.5 wasn't "Mom and Dad", but the teacher couldn't let her go back home with a list like that.

:lol
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: littlemathletics on November 24, 2008, 09:06:46 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on November 24, 2008, 09:02:20 PM
I've got news for you... no.5 wasn't "Mom and Dad", but the teacher couldn't let her go back home with a list like that.

:lol Oh god, so true.
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 24, 2008, 09:07:53 PM: :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 24, 2008, 09:11:15 PM: She even lists mommy first then you after
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: Brehvolution on November 24, 2008, 10:00:52 PM: It's the vagina code. A boy may say different.
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 24, 2008, 10:13:55 PM: simply remove items 1-4 from her world and you're golden.

i'd think long and hard about 'mommy' too!
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 24, 2008, 10:14:08 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on November 24, 2008, 09:02:20 PM
I've got news for you... no.5 wasn't "Mom and Dad", but the teacher couldn't let her go back home with a list like that.
Yep, she probably cut out Stuart Little for you two. You know what to do Prole eliminate the first 4 things from her life.
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: Bocsius on November 24, 2008, 10:19:53 PM: 5 was written with a different color crayon, too.
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: cool breeze on November 24, 2008, 10:25:43 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on November 24, 2008, 09:02:20 PM
I've got news for you... no.5 wasn't "Mom and Dad", but the teacher couldn't let her go back home with a list like that.

yeah, no kid would say preschool is number 1. school drools
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: muckhole on November 24, 2008, 10:53:06 PM: It would hurt to be listed below a delivery vessel for vitamin C in your own child's Thanksgiving list, but then she also lists cars, which (at least for the moment) you've got the keys for. By next Thanksgiving you'll have bartered your way up to a cozy #3 spot, I think.

Also, at least "gutting and cleaning fish" didn't make the list.
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: xnikki118x on November 25, 2008, 02:57:40 AM: Quote from: Jinfash on November 24, 2008, 09:02:20 PM
I've got news for you... no.5 wasn't "Mom and Dad", but the teacher couldn't let her go back home with a list like that.

Aw what a mean thing to say. Funny though.
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: demi on November 25, 2008, 04:50:25 AM: LOL, oranges. Post a picture of the turkey in question. We must make it the evilbore banner to compliment the orange theme.
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: Tauntaun on November 25, 2008, 04:20:54 AM: No presents for her! >:(
Title: Re: the only list that matters :(
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 25, 2008, 04:32:43 AM: It's not too late to drive her to Nebraska and leave her there as a ward of the state.