THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on November 28, 2008, 11:13:11 PM
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i didn't wanna kiss your stupid sister anyhow. she kinda made me
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she's a dumb whore anyhow
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human life is dreary and painful. 5.3/10. how do I turn back into a frog?
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Whenever I get sick, I just rub my fingers on my taint and smell it. Seems to clear up my sinuses.
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You can still kiss my sister. It's not like you can contract HIV from saliva.
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Whenever I get sick, I just rub my fingers on my taint and smell it. Seems to clear up my sinuses.
Gross.
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Sounds dirty in a non-sexy way. Should have sprayed her with sanitizer or something while she was coming towards you.
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delete the thread before BrandNew sees it
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i also haven't eaten a thing all day. and am not hungryu.
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hungRyu
Ryu with a huge penis?
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or like some sort of japanese loanword
hungryu ga suita! ^_____^
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i'm trying to gradually wean myself off needing food
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I have a sudden HUGE craving for Corn Chex. Like, incredibly strong. omg I'm going to Fred Meyer right now. Corn Chex :drool :drool
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De0wub-vVjE
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sooooooo last night I couldn't sleep and went to the neighborhood bar down the street INTENDING to just sulk by myself in the corner with my linear algebra book until closing time, but I kinda met a girl* who wrecked my plans COMPLETELY :maf and we somehow agreed to meet again next week, any suggestions on how I can sabotage this before it goes too far?
* I would say "woman" if I weren't afraid of having to admit to myself that I'll be 30 in a few years
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The Corn Chex were everything I dreamed of, by the way.
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Continue freaking out, but keep rolling with it, who knows maybe things will turn to "okay" at some point! ^_^
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30 in a few years? MAF says you shouldn't be upset by this as the decent into old age begins a few years before 30; it's already begun.
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Continue freaking out, but keep rolling with it, who knows maybe things will turn to "okay" at some point! ^_^
that's what I'm afraid of. I dunno what I'd do if I ever got, like, a relationship that made me happy. what would I whine about then? tho maybe I could move from a nonexistent love life to an intensely dysfunctional love life. it would be a nice change of pace at least.
30 in a few years? MAF says you shouldn't be upset by this as the decent into old age begins a few years before 30; it's already begun.
yeah, I've read that 26 is the point where you start to deteriorate physically. I guess my prime is already over and I've managed to completely fritter it away on bullshit. Achievement Unlocked.
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well now that that's settled fuck the old bar lady in her wrinkled fuck flaps.
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she's not old :lol
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Continue freaking out, but keep rolling with it, who knows maybe things will turn to "okay" at some point! ^_^
that's what I'm afraid of. I dunno what I'd do if I ever got, like, a relationship that made me happy. what would I whine about then? tho maybe I could move from a nonexistent love life to an intensely dysfunctional love life. it would be a nice change of pace at least.
Don't worry, plenty of screw up possibilities before that happens.