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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: brawndolicious on November 28, 2006, 04:05:35 PM

Title: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: brawndolicious on November 28, 2006, 04:05:35 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15853518/
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LYNCHBURG, Va. - A man who dresses up as a giant cigarette and uses hip-hop music to encourage children in Lynchburg and beyond to avoid smoking pleaded guilty Tuesday to bigamy. Phillip Dale Williams, 37, had as many as four wives at the same time, Chuck Felmlee, deputy commonwealth's attorney, said.

Williams' fourth wife, Lashawn Stevenson, became suspicious earlier this year when her husband began receiving child support notices in the mail. When the couple wed in 2003, he told her he had never been married, Felmlee said.

Stevenson's investigation led her to a Vallejo, Calif., woman, Antoinette Borum, who told Stevenson that Williams left her in 2002 with two children and no child support. When Stevenson confronted Williams, he told her he had married Borum and two other women before her, Felmlee said.
Awesome.
(http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/ap/c43987c0-6ad3-468e-a71e-fb57c24fe9a1.hmedium.jpg)
Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: Cheebs on November 28, 2006, 04:07:22 PM
funny story but smoking still sucks. I say kill all who smoke. Painfully.

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wait never mind. They are already doing that to themselves.  :shh
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Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: Himu on November 28, 2006, 04:07:52 PM
funny story but smoking still sucks. I say kill all who smoke. Painfully.

qft
Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: brawndolicious on November 28, 2006, 04:09:40 PM
Well geez, I'm more concerned with the woman who was not very sure where babies come from.
Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2006, 04:10:04 PM
kill everyone who smokes, except those who smoke the cock. lolz amirite?
Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: Cheebs on November 28, 2006, 04:11:48 PM
Well geez, I'm more concerned with the woman who was not very sure where babies come from.
not knowing where your baby is from is less important than people slowly killing themselves and those around them I think sir!

kill everyone who smokes, except those who smoke the cock. lolz amirite?
fix your eyebrows
Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: brawndolicious on November 28, 2006, 06:54:20 PM
not knowing where your baby is from is less important than people slowly killing themselves and those around them I think sir!
Wrong.  Second-hand smoke doesn't kill, bad manners do.
Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 28, 2006, 06:58:46 PM
I thought it said "Aweful Raping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted for Polygamy"
Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2006, 07:02:24 PM
And if I'm goin too far, I take it out and wipe it off
And put it back up, and keep goin
You tryin to hide it from your husband but I know he be knowin
that your pussy's been tampered wit
Did you show him the new trick of how you can make yo pussy smoke a cancer stick?
Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: brawndolicious on November 28, 2006, 07:08:41 PM
And if I'm goin too far, I take it out and wipe it off
And put it back up, and keep goin
You tryin to hide it from your husband but I know he be knowin
that your pussy's been tampered wit
Did you show him the new trick of how you can make yo pussy smoke a cancer stick?

Oh you knew the guy?
Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: Vizzys on November 28, 2006, 07:10:08 PM
PD is a Dr Dre quoting machine.
Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: brawndolicious on November 28, 2006, 07:12:49 PM
Frickin' white boys.
Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 28, 2006, 07:35:38 PM
I like how His Lordship spells it "aweful" here AND at OA

Just arrogant disregard, really
Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 28, 2006, 07:36:22 PM
I can't seem to find any of his songs.  The CD should come free with a pack of cigarettes.
Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: brawndolicious on November 28, 2006, 07:52:08 PM
I like how His Lordship spells it "aweful" here AND at OA
Just arrogant disregard, really
What?

I'm not him.

I can't spell well but I'm not him!
Title: Re: Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy
Post by: Error Macro on November 28, 2006, 07:57:18 PM
(http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/ap/c43987c0-6ad3-468e-a71e-fb57c24fe9a1.hmedium.jpg)

lol, www.dudecigarette.com ?

sounds like a gay porn site