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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on December 01, 2008, 01:51:30 PM

Title: what the FUCK
Post by: BlackMage on December 01, 2008, 01:51:30 PM: BACKSTORY: A year ago today me, my sister and brother-in-law put our money together and rented a really nice 4 bedroom house. The reason I chose them as my roommates is because 1) they are family and 2) I know they are reliable. The cost of our house is $2100/month and I pay $650 of that. Anyway, this year has worked out pretty great. I live in a great area and My brother-in-law is a good friend too (we are drinking buddies on football days). My sister is kind of whack but I'm used to that.

So anyway, I wake up this morning to find out that my sister and brother-in-law have separated and he has moved out. How in the fuck did I not see this coming? My sister tells me she will take up his side of the bill for the house. She also told me I can't move out because she wants to keep this house. GOD DAMMIT. Now I really want to move out but if I do my sister couldn't afford the house and my mom will be pissed at me for ditching my sister. I mean my sister is kind of crazy and he was like the only thing keeping her in check. Plus it's fucking 4 bedrooms. what a waste. It's gonna be like so lonely here now. :'( GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 01, 2008, 01:53:27 PM: Just act like a dick and in a month, she will want you gone.
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Post by: Greatness Gone on December 01, 2008, 01:54:13 PM: Can I move in with my partner/slave? Our lives could be a like a gay Friday night sitcom.
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Post by: Barry Egan on December 01, 2008, 01:55:17 PM: why don't you get some subletters?
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Post by: BlackMage on December 01, 2008, 01:59:26 PM: Quote from: Chipopo on December 01, 2008, 01:55:17 PM
why don't you get some subletters?

that would be the smart thing, for sure. Man if we rented out both the empty rooms, that would lower my rent too! But my sister.. man i don't know. I'd rather let her figure things out and eventually BAIL OUT of here, personally.
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Post by: Rman on December 01, 2008, 02:25:00 PM: Get subletters. Leave one room open for your sister.
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Post by: hyp on December 01, 2008, 02:30:01 PM: :piss family drama
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Post by: GilloD on December 01, 2008, 02:30:20 PM: Rent is so cheap in other parts of the country.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on December 01, 2008, 03:41:35 PM: Start pooing every where. while doing this, keep telling your sister you're going to "turn her out"
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Post by: ch1nchilla on December 01, 2008, 03:59:38 PM: Quote from: T EXP on December 01, 2008, 01:53:27 PM
Just act like a dick and in a month, she will want you gone.

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Post by: Tauntaun on December 01, 2008, 04:03:29 PM: Don't ask BrandNew for advice on what he'd do living alone with his sister. :shh
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Post by: BlackMage on December 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM: sigh.. turns out my sister kicked him out because she decided she doesn't love him anymore. all the more reason for me not to stay. what a fucking bitch.
Title: Re: what the FUCK
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 01, 2008, 05:17:11 PM: tauntaun, come here

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Post by: OptimoPeach on December 01, 2008, 05:23:03 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on December 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
sigh.. turns out my sister kicked him out because she decided she doesn't love him anymore. all the more reason for me not to stay. what a fucking bitch.
:rofl Is this the same sister that went to see Twilight?
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Post by: BlackMage on December 01, 2008, 05:24:31 PM: Quote from: Yola on December 01, 2008, 05:23:03 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on December 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
sigh.. turns out my sister kicked him out because she decided she doesn't love him anymore. all the more reason for me not to stay. what a fucking bitch.
:rofl Is this the same sister that went to see Twilight?

7 times. Twilight is a homewrecker.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 01, 2008, 05:43:01 PM: Is your sister hot? I need a new apartment
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Post by: Tauntaun on December 02, 2008, 09:51:56 AM: Quote from: BrandNew on December 01, 2008, 05:17:11 PM
tauntaun, come here

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Title: Re: what the FUCK
Post by: FatalT on December 02, 2008, 09:57:00 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0-5dG_oX-Y

Just do this. Trust me.
Title: Re: what the FUCK
Post by: Tauntaun on December 02, 2008, 02:06:43 PM: :yuck Everyone of those kids should be shot on site.
Title: Re: what the FUCK
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 02, 2008, 02:34:55 PM: Why does her boyfriend moving out change the living scenario? (as far as you wanting to move out)