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Title: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: TVC15 on November 28, 2006, 04:34:05 PM
Let's get some nominations out there, evilboreans.  Be sure to indicate brand since there is a big difference between one brand's salisbury steak and another's.
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 28, 2006, 04:36:02 PM
Marie Calendar's > everything

Case closed.
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Bacon on November 28, 2006, 04:37:06 PM
Only frozen food I eat is
(http://www.redbaron.com/images/products/french_bread_beauty.jpg)
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: TVC15 on November 28, 2006, 04:37:22 PM
Marie Calendar's > everything

Case closed.

We're looking for specifics, Will.  Unless Marie Calendar makes a Marie Calendar's Marie Calendar meal, your post MEANS NOTHING!
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2006, 04:39:08 PM
Okay, frozen food or TV dinners?

For TV dinners, it's either Banquet or Hungry Man's. 

Banquet = $.88 of pure non-food.  But sometimes you get brownies and you always get corn.  But it's $.88.

Hungry Man's = 1 lb. of pure goodness.  It actually resembles organic food too.  And I mean, chicken fried steak.  But fuck man, 2.49!?
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: TVC15 on November 28, 2006, 04:39:56 PM
Chicken fried steak?  What does that even mean? 
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 28, 2006, 04:41:03 PM
You've never had chicken fried steak wtf?
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2006, 04:41:42 PM
Chicken fried steak?  What does that even mean? 
You're kidding me, right, boo boo?
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: TVC15 on November 28, 2006, 04:42:39 PM
I demand explanation.
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2006, 04:43:43 PM
I honestly can't explain it.  It's something you need to try for yourself.  And it comes with gravy.  mmmmm
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 28, 2006, 04:43:55 PM
Marie Calendars lasagna am FUCK GOOD, TOTAL.
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: TVC15 on November 28, 2006, 04:44:25 PM
But chicken fried steak?  Does it involve chicken and beef?  You can't have 2 kinds of dead animal at once.  It is gluttonous.
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2006, 04:45:17 PM
The best lasagna is the little Michelina's.  I could have sex with them.

Quote
But chicken fried steak?  Does it involve chicken and beef?  You can't have 2 kinds of dead animal at once.  It is gluttonous.
Wrong.  It's genius.  Try it!
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: TVC15 on November 28, 2006, 04:45:50 PM
It clearly involves some sort of dead animal, but I'm not sure what kind.  I'm not going in blind.
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2006, 04:46:58 PM
Does it matter?  It's fried with batter and covered in gravy.  The meat is not important.
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2006, 05:51:15 PM
Marie Calendar's > everything

Case closed.

Marie Calendar's > everything

Case closed.

Marie Calendar's > everything

Case closed.

Lock this thread, the final answer has been found

Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Wobedraggled on November 28, 2006, 05:54:04 PM
It clearly involves some sort of dead animal, but I'm not sure what kind.  I'm not going in blind.


Wow

take fried chicken, now remove chicken add steak, then add white gravy. Then pass out

Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2006, 05:59:23 PM
It clearly involves some sort of dead animal, but I'm not sure what kind.  I'm not going in blind.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/catchicken.jpg)

FRANKENFOOD TOTAL
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Error Macro on November 28, 2006, 07:52:27 PM
(http://www.amys.com/products/images/400/00053.jpg)
(http://www.amys.com/products/images/400/00057.jpg)
(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00032KU1O.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V._SS400_SCLZZZZZZZ_V41823674_.jpg)

some of my favs
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 28, 2006, 08:57:34 PM
Chicken-fried is an adjective. Steak, or at least beef, is the meat. Beef fried in the manner that a chicken is fried is chicken-fried steak.

(if you all would just use the hyphen correctly white man would understand...)

I eat all sorts of Trader Joe's enchiladae
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2006, 09:20:58 PM
Fuck that hyphen right up its tasty little cornhole.
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: TVC15 on November 28, 2006, 09:28:27 PM
I eat all sorts of Trader Joe's enchiladae

Trader Joe's <3
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2006, 10:06:22 PM
I eat all sorts of Trader Joe's enchiladae

Trader Joe's <3
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!  YOU'RE MINE!  NOT TRADER JOE'S!
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: xnikki118x on November 29, 2006, 04:28:01 AM
I think it's Stroehmann's or something, their frozen lasagna. Not the kind with sausage, the regular beef or whatever kind. AWESOME.

Also, Tostino's Pizza Rolls are awesome and so are Pepperidge Farm's Pizza Bagel Bites.

As far as an entire meal in a frozen concoction though, I don't really eat them, because I'm the pickiest eater you'll ever meet and there's probably something I don't like in the meal, hah.
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Mupepe on November 29, 2006, 04:41:21 PM
I think it's Stroehmann's or something, their frozen lasagna. Not the kind with sausage, the regular beef or whatever kind. AWESOME.

Also, Tostino's Pizza Rolls are awesome and so are Pepperidge Farm's Pizza Bagel Bites.

As far as an entire meal in a frozen concoction though, I don't really eat them, because I'm the pickiest eater you'll ever meet and there's probably something I don't like in the meal, hah.
FUCK YES!  Their party size pizzas are godly too.
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2006, 04:42:55 PM
Pizza rolls are inhuman.  I can eat approximately 10,000 and still not be full.  No other commercially made food product is such an empty and sinfully delicious treat like pizza rolls.  Damn them.
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: TVC15 on November 29, 2006, 04:48:32 PM
I have never eaten a pizza roll.
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 04:49:58 PM
you should but a costco bag and eat nothing but for two days lolololol
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2006, 04:50:14 PM
Don't start.  You'll end up like me!
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Diablos on November 29, 2006, 04:56:16 PM
omg, Error. Have you tried the Boca Chicken Patties? They're the BEST.

Anyway, what should I make tonight?

Frozen chicken (southwestern style) in the oven
OR
Frozen salmon (lemon pepper) also in the oven

Both would be accompanied by mixed veggies, some rice, and maybe lima beans.
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Mupepe on November 29, 2006, 04:59:37 PM
Frozen Chicken my lil' Lima Bean.

Diablos  <3
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 29, 2006, 05:03:53 PM
(http://www.leancuisine.ca/NR/rdonlyres/AC2B22A4-7B58-439D-BCEA-36D841D9253C/0/LCSSHrbCh_Sept06.jpg)

Perfect blend of chicken/veggies/pasta.
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 30, 2006, 01:54:18 AM
All I know is that Hungry Man brand TV Dinners taste like someone took a pound worth of shit in your mouth and threw in a cup of salt straight from the ocean for whatever reason.

Also heres a pic of a father and son being served microwavable food after a rousing baseball game...

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4697/ssmiqz8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2006, 01:55:41 AM
 :lol :lol :lol

I want the purple stuff
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Mupepe on November 30, 2006, 07:57:16 AM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme?
Post by: Error Macro on November 30, 2006, 12:20:51 PM
omg, Error. Have you tried the Boca Chicken Patties? They're the BEST.

Hmm, no I haven't, but it sounds like I should  :cookiem  Thanks, I'll check 'em out.