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Title: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 02, 2008, 01:18:35 AM
I thought I had rid my self of the vile beast 3 months ago, but the little fucker is back.

But I'm prepared this time. My crack is lathered in anti-hemorrhoidal cream. Have fun growing under such hostile conditions you piece of shit.
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: drohne on December 02, 2008, 01:38:39 AM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 02, 2008, 01:18:35 AM
Have fun growing under such hostile conditions you piece of shit.

is this you addressing the hemorrhoid or the hemorrhoid addressing a piece of shit
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: TVC15 on December 02, 2008, 02:07:38 AM
Do hemorrhoids go away or are you afflicted for life once you get them?  At what age do they show up?  They kinda terrify me because I like my hot tight ass.
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2008, 02:11:12 AM
protip: don't google image search hemorrhoid  :'(

I have a couple but they don't cause discomfort; I'd have to directly stimulate them (say with a finger) to feel anything, whereas sitting/squatting/etc isn't a problem
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 02, 2008, 02:17:57 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 02, 2008, 02:07:38 AM
Do hemorrhoids go away or are you afflicted for life once you get them?  At what age do they show up?  They kinda terrify me because I like my hot tight ass.

it's from either shitting too hard, or not getting enough fiber.
also from waiting too long to shit thus it's a horde of poo coming out, and your butt can't handle it.

A blood vessel bursts and BAM you got yourself a nice inflamed friend for the next week or so. So the only way to get one again is to do the dumb shit you did to get it before. (like I did :( )


and unlike PD, mine hurts like big red balls. It's like just continual unrest. Like someone is forever sticking something sharp into your brown eye.
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 02, 2008, 02:59:59 AM
I thought you could also get hemorrhoids from sitting on cold, hard surfaces for too long. I think I had one once. It was no biggie.
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 02, 2008, 08:57:19 AM
Had one for a while, but it went away thankfully.  Most uncomfortable I've ever been for an entire week.
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: Tauntaun on December 02, 2008, 09:28:47 AM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 02, 2008, 01:18:35 AM
I thought I had rid my self of the vile beast 3 months ago, but the little fucker is back.

But I'm prepared this time. My crack is lathered in anti-hemorrhoidal cream. Have fun growing under such hostile conditions you piece of shit.

That's brutal.

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b1/180px-Toki_Wartooth.JPG)
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: hyp on December 02, 2008, 12:29:38 PM
you guys need more veggies

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/cucumberDM2708_468x367.jpg)
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: Tauntaun on December 02, 2008, 01:59:26 PM
^  anyone else get a boner?  :hump
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 02, 2008, 04:35:19 PM
lol, "rear"  :teehee

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I had a fissure once, and it was my like my butthole was on fire every time I took a dump for like 6 months.  :'(
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Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 02, 2008, 05:01:26 PM
Haha fegs, I've never had a hemorrhoid and I have double the chances of getting one!
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: huckleberry on December 02, 2008, 05:41:48 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 02, 2008, 05:01:26 PM
Haha distinguished effete fellows, I've never had a hemorrhoid and I have double the chances of getting one!


You have two assholes?




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Call me.  :-*
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Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 02, 2008, 06:33:25 PM
I had a hemorroid when I was only 19 years old  :'(

But thankfully they don't bother me, other than an abnormally itchy asshole
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: CurseoftheGods on December 02, 2008, 08:34:04 PM
Can a hemorrhoid pop or burst?
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: Bildi on December 02, 2008, 10:48:37 PM
And do they occur outside your butthole or can they actually occur inside?  I was under the impression they can happen in your butt.
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: Tristam on December 03, 2008, 01:53:48 AM
The fuck? Am I the only one here who has never had one?
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 03, 2008, 02:25:38 AM
Quote from: CurseoftheGods on December 02, 2008, 08:34:04 PM
Can a hemorrhoid pop or burst?

probably

Quote from: Bildi on December 02, 2008, 10:48:37 PM
And do they occur outside your butthole or can they actually occur inside?  I was under the impression they can happen in your butt.

both.
it's like a grape hanging off of your butthole when it's of the outside persuasion
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 03, 2008, 06:21:06 AM
I've only had the inside variety. The treatment was rather science-fictiony: The doctor essentially welded the little guy to my insides via laser. Having a laser in my ass was definitely a top ten experience for me.
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: littlemathletics on December 03, 2008, 07:12:21 AM
This thread is full of horror. I'm fond of my non-hemorrhoidal arse and would really prefer it to stay that way.
Title: Re: GODdamn hemorrhoid is rearing it's ugly head once again.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 03, 2008, 04:14:13 PM
I think I may be gaining an upper hand on this fucker. Yesterday the pain was fairly irritating, but today it's subdued.

So Pro-tip: Start using the cream before it even starts turning into a problem.