because (get this) the main characters don't want to have sex until they are married.
There isn't any sex in Twilight. I read a bunch of Wiki pages on the books. There isn't even any sex until like the 4th book because (get this) the main characters don't want to have sex until they are married.A Christian vampire :lol
It's a bunch of Mormon propaganda, apparently (or at least, conservative Christian propaganda).
There isn't any sex in Twilight. I read a bunch of Wiki pages on the books. There isn't even any sex until like the 4th book because (get this) the main characters don't want to have sex until they are married.A Christian vampire :lol
It's a bunch of Mormon propaganda, apparently (or at least, conservative Christian propaganda).
I don't think the vampire in Twilight is Christian or anything. He doesn't want to have sex because he's afraid he will kill her (with his teeth, not his penis). I forget why the girl doesn't wanna have sex.
Also, the girl is named Bella. Get it? Huh huh. Naming the character in your vampire novel "Bella" is some Sophomore Creative Writing class bullshit.
The name 'Isabella' was decided upon, Meyer explains, because "after spending so much time with the character, I loved her like a daughter. Inspired by that love, I gave her the name I was saving for my daughter, Isabella."
Also, the girl is named Bella. Get it? Huh huh. Naming the character in your vampire novel "Bella" is some Sophomore Creative Writing class bullshit.
When Harry Potter fans grow up.....
I'd much rather read the erotic literature on 7chan
When Harry Potter fans grow up.....
watch yourself
I must read that book.
he's rightWell they play lacrosse, another made up sport.
never assume they grow up
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=97260173
When Harry Potter fans grow up.....
watch yourself
he's right
never assume they grow up
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=97260173
.he's rightWell they play lacrosse, another made up sport.
never assume they grow up
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=97260173
Where I come form, lacrosse players used to get all the good pussy.Duke University?
and boy did he experience it and experience it well.
Nobody else finds it totally fucked up that the werewolf guy was able to just pick the baby as his lover?
Nobody else finds it totally fucked up that the werewolf guy was able to just pick the baby as his lover?
I'd say it's more bizarre that the werewolf guy was originally Edward's romantic rival for Bella. Who the fuck lets their wife's old boyfriend come to the birth of their newborn child? What kind of creepy ex-boyfriend shows up to watch a monster baby pop out of his old girlfriend's vagina?
And then claims the baby as his lover or soul mate.
This series of books is like basically the Authors wet dreams tailored to tweens and teens.
This series of books is like basically the Authors wet dreams tailored to tweens and teens.
It's hardly a wet dream at all. From what I gather, the entire series is about restraint. The Edward and Bella abstain from sex before marriage because they worry about the repercussions of such a passionate act (Edward might flip out and suck her dry). Then when they do have sex one single time, Bella gets knocked up and has some horrifying grotesque pregnancy where she pukes blood and nearly has the baby kick its way out of her stomach.:rofl I'm honestly fighting the urge to download an ebook and read this garbage, now.
The message of course is, "Don't have sex before marriage! You might get pregnant and have all kinds of nasty weird shit happen to you." Of course the crazy pregnancy happens even after the couple is wed, so I'm not even sure what the implications of that are. At any rate, it works to scare kids away from sex.
:rofl I'm honestly fighting the urge to download an ebook and read this garbage, now.
Nobody else finds it totally fucked up that the werewolf guy was able to just pick the baby as his lover? If they did it, this whole series would turn into a even more horrible version of Underworld.fixed.
.he's rightWell they play lacrosse, another made up sport.
never assume they grow up
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=97260173
Where I come from, the girl's team lacrosse players used to get all the good pussy.
WTF in this thread?
Seriously..... NSFW this.
WTF in this thread?
Seriously..... NSFW this.
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb127/ganhyun/laylaavatar.jpg)
FUCK EMWhere I come form, lacrosse players used to get all the good pussy.Duke University?
Hey my boss cares not if I use a Layla avatar here. But sex stories? That he would have an issue with.
(Granted I probably should have left the thread alone with a title including forced sex in it. So eh, I guess its a moot point.)
Tauntaun...... :'(
Hey my boss cares not if I use a Layla avatar here. But sex stories? That he would have an issue with.
(Granted I probably should have left the thread alone with a title including forced sex in it. So eh, I guess its a moot point.)
Tauntaun...... :'(
Let's cuddle. :-*spoiler (click to show/hide):tauntaun[close]