THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on July 30, 2006, 04:25:20 PM
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As per our previous discussion:
1. Best two of three matches in Tekken DR PSP.
2. Loser eats $10 worth of Krystal burgers from the first-floor vending machine.
3. Loser dies of colorectal cancer.
To assist you in preparation of your defeat and eventual violent death from diarrhea, I must inform you that I am choosing BAEK as my character. You will be defeated by Tae Kwon Do, lamest of the McMartial Arts.
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Who buys the coffin for the person who eats those rancid burgers?
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The loser doesn't get the decency and dignity of a proper burial. They die as they lived: in shame, their liquified intestines drooling from their ass as they sit hunched over the handicap stall's urine-crusted toilet.
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This will be good.
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You at least have to give me a week to train. Imagine the musical montage of me training on PSP. Eye of the Tiger will play, and there will be a scene of me sitting on the couch in my underwear playing. Then it will fade to a scene of me playing it on the shitter. Then it will be me on my bed with my pants around my ankles holding a picture of Shelley Duvall in one hand and my manhood in another, with the PSP tossed on the floor.
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For that imagery alone, the First-Floor Tekken Tournament of Two -- sponsored by Krystal Burger with whatever remaining money they have after paying off the FDA -- grants you one week of training time. I, as the Ivan Drago to your Apollo Creed, will just lounge around in my burly Communist reverie, secure in my knowledge that I am undefeatable.
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Fine! This Friday! I'm already ogling Shelley Duvall's ostrich-like neck in preparation as we speak.