General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Kestastrophe on December 08, 2008, 09:30:20 AM
Title: I hate women today
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 08, 2008, 09:30:20 AM
Pro: -I got a quick whack off in before my test this morning whilst watching women engage in the nasty
Con: -Some dumb woman calls me this morning asking for Linda Diaz. Sp I respond, "You have the wrong number. I have been receiving phone calls for Linda Martinez for months but I have owned this number for about 3 years now". Stupid bitch replies "It was Linda Diaz sir. Have a nice day". Fuck you, it doesn't matter what her name is because IT'S NOT HER FUCKING PHONE FFFFFFFFF -Checked the shipping for a game that I ordered and was supposed to be delivered last Friday. Status: DELIVERED. I picked up a package at my apartment office on Saturday per their little slip that they put in your mail box because it doesn't fit. Since the slip doesn't say the number of packages that you have delivered, the dumb cunt only hands me the first one off the pile apparently.
Only one pro, but two cons.
I realize that ineptitude isn't localized to one sex or the other, but I created this sexist thread to offset Borys' racist thread this morning.
Title: Re: I hate women today
Post by: Reb on December 08, 2008, 11:19:56 AM
I have the best video ever, in that category.
Title: Re: I hate women today
Post by: Reb on December 08, 2008, 11:27:14 AM
I will PM you the rapidshare link when I get home.
Title: Re: I hate women today
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 08, 2008, 11:27:45 AM
Title: Re: I hate women today
Post by: Robo on December 08, 2008, 11:34:56 AM
I hate women yesterday. Today, we're cool.
Title: Re: I hate women today
Post by: cloudwalking on December 08, 2008, 11:39:01 AM
you can make threads like this on evilbore and not fear banning.
because, although i indeed posess a vagina and am an admin on this lovely forum, i hate most women too.
Title: Re: I hate women today
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 08, 2008, 11:41:14 AM
People make me mad in general :maf
Title: Re: I hate women today
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 08, 2008, 11:43:48 AM
I am married, so I don't hate women nor am I sexist. I was just pissed off this morning and it just so happened that two distinguished mentally-challenged fellows I dealt with were women. I then missed my bus (to my final exam no less) because the driver was early, and he happened to be a man so I guess they're on my shit list too. Only the gays are a safe bet right now
Title: Re: I hate women today
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 08, 2008, 11:50:11 AM
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I am married, so I don't hate women nor am I sexist.
:lol some of my best friends are women too
Title: Re: I hate women today
Post by: FatalT on December 08, 2008, 12:13:18 PM
It's obvious that God hates gays because they found a way around man's punishment on Earth for woman eating the apple in the Garden of Eden. Woman's punishment was to be a woman and Man's punishment was to have to live with her. At the time, Adam should've just said "Hey you know what? Screw this. Nobody is forcing me to deal with that stupid cunt, I'll just fuck another dude!"