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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2008, 06:11:06 PM

Title: My roommate is disgusting
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2008, 06:11:06 PM
Recently I've noticed that the house smells pretty bad. It's like this dirty cloths/filthy hair smell, not musty but more like shit stains in a locker room. I've said before that I'd be shocked if he took 4 showers a week, hell even 2. For the first weeks of the semester his smell was primarily in his room, which is across the hall from mine. I make sure to close his door whenever he leaves it open.

NOW the smell is in our living room/dining room whenever he's home. He's turned the dining room table into his personal space and sits there whenever he's on his laptop - which is basically whenever he's home. There are fucking clothes in boxes near the table, as well as his various jackets. The closest I've come to confronting him is spraying Lysol and Febreeze in the dining room when he's on his laptop. It sucks because once you walk into the front door you're in the living room, and to the left is the dining room so you're automatically hit with the smell.
Title: Re: My roommate is disgusting
Post by: Himu on December 08, 2008, 06:13:50 PM
Fuck him up the pooper and ask him to smell your dick when you're done

"How's that smell? That's what the shit you leave around the house smells like. Either fix it up or get raped more."
Title: Re: My roommate is disgusting
Post by: Reb on December 08, 2008, 06:15:51 PM
Be a man, next time you come in, just shout: "Damn it smells here!"

If you want to be pantsy about it, you can act like it's something you need to fix together.
Title: Re: My roommate is disgusting
Post by: Rman on December 08, 2008, 06:17:14 PM
He must be a hit with the ladies.
Title: Re: My roommate is disgusting
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 08, 2008, 06:24:41 PM
my hair has smelt for the last week.  Stupid barber bitch didn't thin it and now it never fucking dries  :-X  :'(
Title: Re: My roommate is disgusting
Post by: ch1nchilla on December 08, 2008, 06:34:52 PM
Just talk / be a dick to him about it.
Title: Re: My roommate is disgusting
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 08, 2008, 07:41:24 PM
Is he a fat white kid with somewhat long hair? Because he sounds like he would fit that description.
Title: Re: My roommate is disgusting
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2008, 08:07:48 PM
Is he a fat white kid with somewhat long hair? Because he sounds like he would fit that description.

Nah, skinny white dude, talks like a stoner (but he's not). Typical college kid dumbass (Dane Cook fan, plays Halo, horrible movie taste, etc)
Title: Re: My roommate is disgusting
Post by: Tauntaun on December 09, 2008, 12:02:54 PM
Is he a fat white kid with somewhat long hair? Because he sounds like he would fit that description.

Nah, skinny white dude, talks like a stoner (but he's not). Typical college kid dumbass (Dane Cook fan, plays Halo, horrible movie taste, etc)

Silence him, forever.  :wag
Title: Re: My roommate is disgusting
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2008, 07:51:45 PM
Today he came downstairs and asked if the house smelled bad, and when I said yes he asked what I thought it was. Perfect ice breaker

me: your room, the dining room
him: my room doesn't stink! it does, really? nah let's ask [my brother]
me: does his room stink?
brother: yes

So he decided yes, it does stink...but because it's filled with dirty clothes. His solution? To burn incense in the room. Once the incense is gone the fucking clothes will still be there.
Title: Re: My roommate is disgusting
Post by: Positive Touch on December 09, 2008, 08:39:27 PM
About the shit he leaves in the living room, why not just throw it all into his room?  I do that with the roommates I've had and they don't say shit because they know they shouldn't be leaving their stuff lying around.  And hey, if the stuff piles up high enough in his room, maybe he'll be encouraged to clean it?
Title: Re: My roommate is disgusting
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 09, 2008, 09:02:11 PM
tell him to use freebreeze
Title: Re: My roommate is disgusting
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 09, 2008, 09:31:50 PM
I almost thought I made this thread for a second there