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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2006, 03:31:16 AM

Title: How come Al never wanted to have sex with Peg on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2006, 03:31:16 AM
She wasn't deformed and early on, she was definitely bangable.  What gives?
Title: Re: How come Al never wanted to have sex with Peg on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?
Post by: BlackMage on November 29, 2006, 03:35:11 AM
she also has a nice pair of titties
Title: Re: How come Al never wanted to have sex with Peg on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?
Post by: Vizzys on November 29, 2006, 03:36:02 AM
Annoying, thats why. Fran Drescher level annoying.
Title: Re: How come Al never wanted to have sex with Peg on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?
Post by: etiolate on November 29, 2006, 03:36:55 AM
Dude

Al has to keep up that facade of being revolted by Peggy, but if you think about it, they normally run up the stairs at least once per episode for a shag.  There's been multiple episodes where Al could have shagged some hot blonde, but everytime he turned it down.

Al just can't willingly sleep with his wife.  That would be accepting his mistake and his life.  He's got to fight his futile existance. He knows it won't ever change, but he still dreams of hot blondes and becoming a rich pimp through shoe advice hotlines. He can't just give in and show he WANTS his wife and his life.  He's got to begrudge it! But behind the scenes, he's keeping up the marriage contract.

That's the whole point of Al.  His life sucks, but he doesn't give up. 
Title: Re: How come Al never wanted to have sex with Peg on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?
Post by: Error Macro on November 29, 2006, 03:46:25 AM
In the first and second seasons, there were a couple of shows where Al willingly poked Peg.

One in particular, where the Bundys were having a barbeque out in the backyard comes to mind.  Al was horny the whole episode.  Just looking at Peggy bending over set him off and he was basically forcing her to have sex with him, multiple times.
Title: Re: How come Al never wanted to have sex with Peg on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?
Post by: etiolate on November 29, 2006, 03:54:30 AM
Yah Al had a labor day BBQ and got horny whenever he saw Peg working or cleaning.
Title: Re: How come Al never wanted to have sex with Peg on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?
Post by: Mupepe on November 29, 2006, 03:55:37 AM
Because in a marriage, it's a known fact that there is always one partner who wants sex and one who completely abhorrs sex.
Title: Re: How come Al never wanted to have sex with Peg on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?
Post by: xnikki118x on November 29, 2006, 04:15:35 AM
Because in a marriage, it's a known fact that there is always one partner who wants sex and one who completely abhorrs sex.

Isn't every relationship like that?
Title: Re: How come Al never wanted to have sex with Peg on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 29, 2006, 09:15:30 AM
Haha .. young, naive unmarried people.

Title: Re: How come Al never wanted to have sex with Peg on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?
Post by: LiuKangBakingAPie on November 29, 2006, 09:40:20 AM
Because she's his wife.
Title: Re: How come Al never wanted to have sex with Peg on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 11:19:31 AM
(http://leela.spb.ru/leela.jpg)
Title: Re: How come Al never wanted to have sex with Peg on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?
Post by: Himu on November 29, 2006, 11:22:08 AM
(http://leela.spb.ru/leela.jpg)

Al likes hentai?
Title: Re: How come Al never wanted to have sex with Peg on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 11:30:59 AM
Yeah, he was poor.
Title: Re: How come Al never wanted to have sex with Peg on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?
Post by: Himu on November 29, 2006, 11:31:32 AM
ahaha