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Title: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Tieno on December 09, 2008, 05:05:22 PM: I do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat.

:drool....:piss2.... :cookie
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 09, 2008, 05:06:24 PM: well at least you know your hands are clean if you do it before.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: drew on December 09, 2008, 05:06:46 PM: must be a euro thing
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on December 09, 2008, 05:08:13 PM: I do the exact same thing. :lol
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Reb on December 09, 2008, 05:09:21 PM: Must be a crazy guy thing.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on December 09, 2008, 05:19:30 PM: :-[
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: jiji on December 09, 2008, 05:24:02 PM: Quote from: Rebiak on December 09, 2008, 05:09:21 PM
Must be a crazy guy thing.

Yeah, that's why I do it.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: duckman2000 on December 09, 2008, 05:26:45 PM: Absolutely
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Post by: pilonv1 on December 09, 2008, 05:36:08 PM: pee doesn't stay in your pee-pee.

but i agree nonetheless
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Bildi on December 09, 2008, 06:01:02 PM: Not if I don't have to. But if there's an inkling, I'll pee before eating, gaming, or watching a DVD.
Not before having sex though - just in case there's a chance for some watersports. :piss :drool :piss2

Quote from: Jinfash on December 09, 2008, 05:40:53 PM
You sure know your audience.

:lol
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: cool breeze on December 09, 2008, 06:01:21 PM: I do the same thing.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on December 09, 2008, 06:03:06 PM: Quote from: Bildi on December 09, 2008, 06:01:02 PM
Not if I don't have to. But if there's an inkling, I'll pee before eating, gaming, or watching a DVD.
Not before having sex though - just in case there's a chance for some watersports. :piss :drool :piss2

:lol
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Reb on December 09, 2008, 06:04:55 PM: I do wank before sleeping.

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Gonna go to sleep now.
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Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PM: speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. :tophat
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: drew on December 09, 2008, 06:09:30 PM: i just peed before i went out to chinese buffet

thats probably because iv been drinking beer all afternoon though
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Bildi on December 09, 2008, 06:11:16 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PM
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. :tophat

I must try this.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 09, 2008, 06:27:29 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PM
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. :tophat

Why did you make this post? What were you hoping to accomplish? Did you feel this post added to the discourse or discussion here at Evilbore?
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Bildi on December 09, 2008, 06:40:13 PM: That looks like the post of a man whose penis fit inside the toiler roll all too easily.

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Mine fits too. :(
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Just kidding. I made that toilet roll my BITCH. :pimp
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Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 09, 2008, 06:41:32 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on December 09, 2008, 06:27:29 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PM
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. :tophat

Why did you make this post? What were you hoping to accomplish? Did you feel this post added to the discourse or discussion here at Evilbore?

You fit the roll don't you.

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Because I was going to make a poll about it and decided not to so I thought I would post it in here
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Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: cool breeze on December 09, 2008, 06:43:16 PM: if your dick isn't bigger than a bread box, you're a failure as a male
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on December 09, 2008, 06:48:21 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on December 09, 2008, 06:27:29 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PM
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. :tophat

Why did you make this post? What were you hoping to accomplish? Did you feel this post added to the discourse or discussion here at Evilbore?

Why are you so upset? ??? It's not much different from a Tauntaun post and that guy is awesome.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 09, 2008, 06:50:09 PM: I'm thinking it was a joke about that thread that diapered* yesterday.

*lol firefox spell check.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Bildi on December 09, 2008, 06:54:09 PM: Yeah dude, it was all tongue in cheek.

But just in case, FM should probably prepare some hilariously witty answers for when the rest of the fuzz arrive.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: WrikaWrek on December 09, 2008, 07:05:53 PM: Sometimes.

It's not like, it's an habit or any shit like that.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Brehvolution on December 09, 2008, 08:19:25 PM: Not consciously. But my 5 year old always has to get up at some point during dinner to go.
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Post by: Bildi on December 09, 2008, 09:05:23 PM: I assume she's a girl?
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 09, 2008, 09:06:11 PM: Yes. :)
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Post by: CurseoftheGods on December 09, 2008, 09:09:57 PM: I pee on my dinner AND shit on my desert. :-*
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 09, 2008, 09:14:05 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on December 09, 2008, 06:27:29 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PM
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. :tophat

Why did you make this post? What were you hoping to accomplish? Did you feel this post added to the discourse or discussion here at Evilbore?
Someone's got a small wiener lolo
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Bildi on December 09, 2008, 09:55:43 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero on December 09, 2008, 09:06:11 PM
Yes. :)

Women. ::)

I just noticed we have the same post count at 2,811. It's like you're the Venus to my Earth. :-*
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Yeti on December 09, 2008, 10:08:26 PM: I like to wash my hands before eating, and while I'm in there I might as well pee.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 10, 2008, 04:06:50 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PM
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. :tophat

There's no way that's accurate.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: xnikki118x on December 10, 2008, 04:11:33 AM: I usually pee before I eat, too. I agree with the full bladder + full tummy = disaster thing.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 10, 2008, 05:40:01 AM: I just can't believe someone is thicker than a cardboard toilet paper roll.

::shakes fist at god::
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Sysgen on December 10, 2008, 12:01:13 PM: Quote from: Tieno on December 09, 2008, 05:05:22 PM
I do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat.

:drool....:piss2.... :cookie

Thought you were a chick. I feel um... educated.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2008, 12:07:02 PM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 10, 2008, 04:06:50 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PM
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. :tophat

There's no way that's accurate.

(http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/banner/penis-girth-chart.gif)

and apparently a toilet paper roll is 5 inch circumference.

:tophat
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2008, 12:11:01 PM: Quote from: Kosma on December 10, 2008, 05:40:13 AM
Sometimes peeing is better then sex.

I just released an entire nights collection. So good.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Tieno on December 10, 2008, 12:16:19 PM: I'm glad I'm not the only one with this habbit! :-[
Quote from: jarosh on December 10, 2008, 05:38:01 AM
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/guzzle.gif)
So is that a yes?
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Tristam on December 10, 2008, 01:42:05 PM: Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Tieno on December 10, 2008, 02:26:44 PM: Quote from: Sysgen on December 10, 2008, 12:01:13 PM
Quote from: Tieno on December 09, 2008, 05:05:22 PM
I do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat.

:drool....:piss2.... :cookie

Thought you were a chick. I feel um... educated.
Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?
Quote from: Tristam on December 10, 2008, 01:42:05 PM
Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.
Feels good, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: muckhole on December 10, 2008, 07:16:31 PM: Quote from: Tristam on December 10, 2008, 01:42:05 PM
Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.

Next time wash your hands in between.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Bildi on December 11, 2008, 12:52:44 AM: Quote from: muckhole on December 10, 2008, 07:16:31 PM
Quote from: Tristam on December 10, 2008, 01:42:05 PM
Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.

Next time wash your hands in between.

Maybe he's sitting on the toilet ???
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Tristam on December 11, 2008, 01:18:27 AM: Quote from: Tieno on December 10, 2008, 02:26:44 PM
Quote from: Sysgen on December 10, 2008, 12:01:13 PM
Quote from: Tieno on December 09, 2008, 05:05:22 PM
I do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat.

:drool....:piss2.... :cookie

Thought you were a chick. I feel um... educated.
Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?
Quote from: Tristam on December 10, 2008, 01:42:05 PM
Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.
Feels good, doesn't it?

Feels good 'cuz when I sit down to eat, I don't like to get up till I'm done eating. Lazy Americans for the win.

muckhole: I don't usually need to guide my wiener. I drop my pants and it's already perfectly positioned.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: demi on December 11, 2008, 02:03:10 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PM
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. :tophat

You trying it in front of a car mirror? lolol
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: tiesto on December 11, 2008, 09:21:47 AM: Quote from: Kosma on December 10, 2008, 05:40:13 AM
Sometimes peeing is better then sex.

ehhh... dunno about that. But taking a nice satisfying dump definitely could be, especially if you've had to hold it in for a while.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Tauntaun on December 11, 2008, 10:28:42 AM: Quote from: tiesto on December 11, 2008, 09:21:47 AM
Quote from: Kosma on December 10, 2008, 05:40:13 AM
Sometimes peeing is better then sex.

ehhh... dunno about that. But taking a nice satisfying dump definitely could be, especially if you've had to hold it in for a while.

It's great to take a nice dump then catch a nap. :)
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 11, 2008, 11:33:34 AM: Quote from: demi on December 11, 2008, 02:03:10 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PM
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. :tophat

You trying it in front of a car mirror? lolol

Do you fit? :-*
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Himu on December 11, 2008, 11:36:04 AM: I do this. I can't stand eating or doing anything really, when there's piss in my penis.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: demi on December 11, 2008, 12:15:45 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on December 11, 2008, 11:33:34 AM
Quote from: demi on December 11, 2008, 02:03:10 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PM
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. :tophat

You trying it in front of a car mirror? lolol

Do you fit? :-*

Do you want to find out? Answer this question will put you on temporary wild homo status, just btw.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 11, 2008, 12:19:38 PM: Is temporary wild homo status like when mario gets the star powerup and starts to sparkle?

POST IF YOU FIT!
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: demi on December 11, 2008, 12:22:08 PM: Nope I can't fit. You happy? Want to see my cock now, Arvie?
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 11, 2008, 12:24:56 PM: sure pm away. ;)
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Sysgen on December 11, 2008, 12:27:32 PM: Quote from: Tieno on December 10, 2008, 02:26:44 PM

Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?

My recollection is a bit fuzzy but I think it was the picture thread and some dood posted a picture and you responded with a throbbing heart. I guess I missed the context.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: muckhole on December 11, 2008, 12:33:23 PM: Quote from: Sysgen on December 11, 2008, 12:27:32 PM
Quote from: Tieno on December 10, 2008, 02:26:44 PM

Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?

My recollection is a bit fuzzy but I think it was the picture thread and some dood posted a picture and you responded with a throbbing heart. I guess I missed the context.

Hahaha, if that's the yardstick you measure by, you'll think 90% of eb are female. :-*
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 11, 2008, 12:34:34 PM: :lol :lol :lol

:heartbeat
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 11, 2008, 01:06:20 PM: Quote
Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?

No, but sometimes I pee while I'm eating.
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: demi on December 11, 2008, 01:16:20 PM: I peed while having a toilet paper tube on my cock while eating a hamburger
Title: Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
Post by: Tieno on December 11, 2008, 04:42:35 PM: Quote from: Sysgen on December 11, 2008, 12:27:32 PM
Quote from: Tieno on December 10, 2008, 02:26:44 PM

Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?

My recollection is a bit fuzzy but I think it was the picture thread and some dood posted a picture and you responded with a throbbing heart. I guess I missed the context.
:-[ Said context = evilbore