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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 01:07:20 AM

Title: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 01:07:20 AM
              me: why do you periodically remove and readd your picture?

[9: 39: 17 pm]girl: got tired of messages from creepy 40 yrs olds

[9: 40: 09 pm]me: ok

[9: 41: 20 pm]girl: well kinda creepy but otherwise ok

[9: 41: 41 pm]girl: you started college at 13?

[9: 41: 53 pm]me: yeah, but didn't finish

[9: 42: 15 pm]girl: that's gotta be rough socially

[9: 42: 45 pm]me: it was ... what it was

[9: 43: 13 pm]me: I'm still not sure exactly what it was

[9: 43: 29 pm]girl: that's ok

[9: 43: 36 pm]me: I guess I got really absorbed in the Internet then

[9: 43: 54 pm]me: that was my substitute social life, though I didn't think of it that way at the time

[9: 44: 36 pm]me: it didn't bother me that I wasn't talking to people, I didn't feel lonely exactly

[9: 45: 38 pm]girl: sure, but internet is a pretty lame fill in for real human interaction

[9: 46: 18 pm]me: yeah

[9: 48: 09 pm]me: but lately I'll do things like ... mope about feeling lonely and sorry for myself, but then when I get a response from someone I find appealing here, or even meet someone in real life and get her number etc., I don't bother to follow up

[9: 48: 24 pm]girl: that's pretty lame

[9: 48: 25 pm]girl: why not

[9: 48: 28 pm]me: yeah I know

[9: 48: 32 pm]me: I don't know

[9: 49: 01 pm]girl: afraid of rejection?

[9: 49: 07 pm]girl: just lazy?

[9: 49: 36 pm]me: probably

[9: 49: 55 pm]me: I like to think I have some deep interesting reason but it's likely just those

[9: 50: 31 pm]girl: well maybe don't share that with too many people

[9: 50: 37 pm]me: yeah

[9: 50: 43 pm]girl: yeah

[9: 50: 46 pm]me: it's not exactly the most appealing thing to say to someone

[9: 50: 59 pm]me: I don't know why I told you that either
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Vizzys on December 10, 2008, 01:09:11 AM
i dont know either
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 10, 2008, 01:09:55 AM
i think i'm gonna be like you
when i get older

Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2008, 01:10:24 AM
jesus christ, dude. 
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on December 10, 2008, 01:17:17 AM
you started college at 13?
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2008, 01:17:23 AM
I'm so going to be you in a few years.  Except with out knowing how to blow a clarinet  :(
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Mandark on December 10, 2008, 01:18:57 AM
That exchange is actually pretty good material right there.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 10, 2008, 01:19:05 AM
yeah
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Bebpo on December 10, 2008, 01:20:21 AM
good luck!
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 01:22:53 AM
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you started college at 13?

yeah, but didn't finish
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Mandark on December 10, 2008, 01:23:31 AM
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you started college at 13?

yeah, but didn't finish
:lol
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 10, 2008, 01:23:43 AM
70+ college credits before I graduated high school

washtenaw techinical middle college :bow
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 01:27:44 AM
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That exchange is actually pretty good material right there.

could it be adapted for two vampires, though?
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Mandark on December 10, 2008, 01:35:42 AM
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That exchange is actually pretty good material right there.

could it be adapted for two vampires, though?

No.

With a bit of tweaking, the OP lends itself to a romantic comedy with a winningly vulnerable male lead.

Vampire romance is all about smoldering passion and emotions so intense they approach transcendence.  That's why teenage girls love it.

What you wrote is dialogue for Michael Cera, not Robert Pattinson.




PS I second the werewolf/baby comment, and advise you to make it a buddy cop movie.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2008, 01:36:16 AM
[9: 39: 17 pm]girl: got tired of messages from creepy lycans

[9: 40: 09 pm]me: ok

[9: 41: 20 pm]girl: well kinda creepy but otherwise ok.  I'm into fur.

[9: 41: 41 pm]girl: you started college at 13?

[9: 41: 53 pm]me: yeah, but didn't finish.  I got caught sucking my professor...of his blood.  Plus it was only night classes for obvious reasons lol (vampire emoticon here)

[9: 42: 15 pm]girl: that's gotta be rough socially

[9: 42: 45 pm]me: it was ... what it was.  It sucked.

[9: 43: 13 pm]me: I'm still not sure exactly what it was.  I was changing

[9: 43: 29 pm]girl: that's ok

[9: 43: 36 pm]me: I guess I got really absorbed Internet vamp forums then

[9: 43: 54 pm]me: that was my substitute social life, though I didn't think of it that way at the time

[9: 44: 36 pm]me: it didn't bother me that I wasn't talking to people, I didn't feel lonely exactly.  I still had the cravings though.

[9: 45: 38 pm]girl: sure, but internet is a pretty lame fill in for real human interaction.

[9: 46: 18 pm]me: yeah

[9: 48: 09 pm]me: but lately I'll do things like ... mope about feeling lonely and sorry for myself, but then when I get a response from someone I find appealing here, or even meet someone in real life and get her number etc., I don't bother to follow up.  I just stalk and drain them in the night. 

[9: 48: 24 pm]girl: that's pretty lame

[9: 48: 25 pm]girl: why not

[9: 48: 28 pm]me: yeah I know

[9: 48: 32 pm]me: I don't know

[9: 49: 01 pm]girl: afraid of rejection?

[9: 49: 07 pm]girl: just lazy?

[9: 49: 36 pm]me: probably

[9: 49: 55 pm]me: I like to think I have some deep interesting reason but it's likely just those

[9: 50: 31 pm]girl: well maybe don't share that with too many people

[9: 50: 37 pm]me: yeah

[9: 50: 43 pm]girl: yeah

[9: 50: 46 pm]me: it's not exactly the most appealing thing to say to someone

[9: 50: 59 pm]me: I don't know why I told you that either

[9: 51: 50 pm]me: I VONT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!

[9: 53: 32 pm]me: Hello?
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 01:47:28 AM
but I'm a bunch of years older than michael cera.  doesn't that lend itself somewhat to the vampire angle insofar as vampires are creepy old men under the delusion they're immune to age, who prey on young flesh?
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Mandark on December 10, 2008, 01:54:03 AM
PS I second the werewolf/baby comment, and advise you to make it a buddy cop movie.

Like cop and a half?

In this case, which one would be the half?
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 10, 2008, 01:59:18 AM

Why are you intentionally sabotaging your happiness? Do you write lyrics are create art where that could effect your livelihood?

That was the male equivalent of a woman saying "I am so crazy, you don't even know" on the first date.





Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 02:00:38 AM
'cuz
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Mandark on December 10, 2008, 02:04:05 AM
but I'm a bunch of years older than michael cera.  doesn't that lend itself somewhat to the vampire angle insofar as vampires are creepy old men under the delusion they're immune to age, who prey on young flesh?

That's a surprisingly Puritan-y angle from you.

I do like it more than the current pop culture take on vampires as people whose unique sorrow and torment make them super special.  Now that I think about it, I see how teens became the target audience for this stuff.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: tiesto on December 10, 2008, 09:44:56 AM

Why are you intentionally sabotaging your happiness? Do you write lyrics are create art where that could effect your livelihood?

That was the male equivalent of a woman saying "I am so crazy, you don't even know" on the first date.


Agreed, no girl is gonna want to get with a person who is gonna make them feel depressed as well. It's a tough cycle to get out of (being depressed b/c you don't have a woman -> women won't be interested in you -> get further depressed) but it's possible.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: demi on December 10, 2008, 10:31:20 AM
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[9: 41: 41 pm]girl: you started college at 13?

[9: 41: 53 pm]me: yeah, but didn't finish

[9: 42: 15 pm]girl: that's gotta be rough socially

LOL!
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: demi on December 10, 2008, 10:32:48 AM
70+ college credits before I graduated high school

washtenaw techinical middle college :bow

And you still cant even build a PC :lol what did they teach you at a technical school?
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Cheebs on December 10, 2008, 11:02:12 AM
you have to post a picture from her profile sir, come on!
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Barry Egan on December 10, 2008, 11:06:07 AM
maybe you should let chosen EB members to do your online chatting for you.  Then you might at least get to show some of these girls your exemplary self-flagellation in real life as opposed to over MSN.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 10, 2008, 11:28:48 AM
[9: 50: 31 pm]girl: well maybe don't share that with too many people

[9: 50: 37 pm]me: yeah

[9: 50: 43 pm]girl: yeah

:lol omg
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2008, 12:01:09 PM

Why are you intentionally sabotaging your happiness? Do you write lyrics are create art where that could effect your livelihood?

That was the male equivalent of a woman saying "I am so crazy, you don't even know" on the first date.


Agreed, no girl is gonna want to get with a person who is gonna make them feel depressed as well. It's a tough cycle to get out of (being depressed b/c you don't have a woman -> women won't be interested in you -> get further depressed) but it's possible.

lies.  it's totally impossible. 
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: WrikaWrek on December 10, 2008, 01:01:58 PM
How the fuck could you start college at 13?

Isn't that University?
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 01:05:45 PM
I took the SAT when I was 12 under some gifted program and got the highest score of any 12-year-old taking the test under that program that year (got a scholarship out of it too).  That was part of it.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2008, 01:10:04 PM
cool.  So what school did you go to, what did you take and how long did you last?
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 01:11:02 PM
Eight years.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 10, 2008, 01:13:26 PM
holy shit.  here I am just happy to be graduating at 27.  :lol 
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 01:15:57 PM
But you're still younger than I will be when/if I ever graduate! :lol
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 10, 2008, 01:19:13 PM
just major in sociology.  they give you a BA for breathing and praising Marx.  okay, i guess that's a harsh exaggeration.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: drew on December 10, 2008, 01:20:10 PM
i recommend drugs
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2008, 01:22:28 PM
But you're still younger than I will be when/if I ever graduate! :lol

what are you doing right now?
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: drew on December 10, 2008, 01:23:07 PM
just hanging around

being shitty crazy
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 01:24:27 PM
well I already love Marx, at least as a sociologist and philosopher (rather than as an economist or a mathematician  :lol), but I have trouble writing papers about big subjects like world politics or social theory, as I never feel confident enough in my opinions to want to sign off on them.

fm: i'm working as a programmer.  which I should be doing right now rather than posting here, bye!
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 10, 2008, 01:38:28 PM
well I already love Marx, at least as a sociologist and philosopher (rather than as an economist or a mathematician  :lol), but I have trouble writing papers about big subjects like world politics or social theory, as I never feel confident enough in my opinions to want to sign off on them.

same here (on both points.)  The papers got easier to write, but I'm the type of person for whom learning only raises more questions, so I never really became more confident in my opinions.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: lordmaji on December 10, 2008, 03:48:15 PM
this thread sucks.

me: yeah.
everyone else: yeah.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2008, 04:48:33 PM
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[9: 45: 38 pm]girl: sure, but internet is a pretty lame fill in for real human interaction

[9: 46: 18 pm]me: yeah

:lol

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:'(
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Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2008, 04:55:20 PM
you said that to her?  SMH.  I would have only ever said that to a ham beast!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Do you find beautiful women more comforting too?  :'(
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Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 10, 2008, 05:24:45 PM
personally, i liked the exchange. way to bring the fake bitch down.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 05:58:57 PM
to be clear since this is threatening to involve someone other than myself who never consented to be involved, the pic posted by mojo is not of the woman of the chat log, who is someone I find appealing, from my limited knowledge of and contact with her, and have nothing against.  I thought it was ok to post this excerpt because she doesn't say much in it and there's nothing that reflects much on her one way or the other; not sure where Prole is coming from here.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Barry Egan on December 10, 2008, 06:05:43 PM
he's trying to reinforce your neurotic behavior (for lulz)
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 10, 2008, 06:07:47 PM
to be clear since this is threatening to involve someone other than myself who never consented to be involved, the pic posted by mojo is not of the woman of the chat log
In that case, there's some nudes on that photobucket. Ass and titties, no vagina :'(
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2008, 06:12:17 PM
 :o
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 10, 2008, 06:18:48 PM
nice boobs
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2008, 06:23:43 PM
someone really needs to leave some comments on these pics.  :teehee  Maybe tell her how to set her photo to private. 
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 10, 2008, 06:33:36 PM
i like how there are images deleted for violating their TOS

then boobs and ass on either side.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: BlackMage on December 10, 2008, 06:39:05 PM
This thread gets double points for not only indirectly providing me with nudes but nudes of a girl who probably doesn't want me looking at them, which makes it even more hot.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2008, 06:40:37 PM
This thread gets double points for not only indirectly providing me with nudes but nudes of a girl who probably doesn't want me looking at them, which makes it even more hot.

Does it ever. 
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 10, 2008, 06:52:26 PM
that isnt the girl he talked to.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: CurseoftheGods on December 10, 2008, 06:53:38 PM
just hanging around

being shitty crazy

:maf
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 06:57:12 PM
how am I the wrong person?  who says I don't deserve to suffer?
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Brehvolution on December 10, 2008, 07:04:52 PM
Oh my.

Thank you.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Barry Egan on December 10, 2008, 07:07:32 PM
how am I the wrong person?  who says I don't deserve to suffer?

This strain of thought is quite specifically why psychoanalysis exists. 
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: muckhole on December 10, 2008, 07:08:07 PM
I love how even with the internet at my disposal, the second someone chimes in with "There's nudes," I'm rushing to see them like I've never seen a naked woman before.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2008, 07:11:15 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2008, 07:44:57 PM
I love how even with the internet at my disposal, the second someone chimes in with "There's nudes," I'm rushing to see them like I've never seen a naked woman before.

BlackMage already explained the rationale.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: lordmaji on December 10, 2008, 08:01:46 PM
get nudies from her and post em! just don't tell her. :lol
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Cheebs on December 10, 2008, 08:14:21 PM
EB should have a contest to see who can get laid from okcupid first since it seems like half the members here have an account already.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: tiesto on December 10, 2008, 08:23:48 PM
EB should have a contest to see who can get laid from okcupid first since it seems like half the members here have an account already.

Well I preemptitively won that I guess :P

Got a date with an OKC girl tomorrow, a stalker I met on OKC, and I'm about to call this girl to set up a date for this weekend hopefully.

Anybody here use plentyoffish? I did a quick browse and most of the girls were single moms :(
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: lordmaji on December 10, 2008, 08:51:44 PM
EB should have a contest to see who can get laid from okcupid first since it seems like half the members here have an account already.

You have one?  :-*
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 09:17:58 PM
do you have a newsletter of some kind so I can stay current on what's coming down the pike in cutting-edge m/f interaction technology?
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2008, 09:18:26 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: CurseoftheGods on December 10, 2008, 09:43:44 PM
do you have a newsletter of some kind so I can stay current on what's coming down the pike in cutting-edge m/f interaction technology?

Haha, you're a dick. :lol
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 10:27:07 PM
yeah, not really in the market for "game" at the moment.  maybe some other year.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2008, 10:53:33 PM
Recursive with game would be a great and terrible thing to behold.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 10:55:12 PM
I wasn't in a great mood.  it happens.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: tiesto on December 10, 2008, 11:09:27 PM
yeah, not really in the market for "game" at the moment.  maybe some other year.

"Game" might not have been the best wording. A lot of people associate that with cocky/funny or cheesy pick up lines and cheap gimmicks, and it's easy to understand if that's not your thing. It's not exactly my thing either.

But with "game" like the piece you posted in the OP, what kind of results do you expect to get?

Yup, "Game" is the summation of your interactions with the opposite sex.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 11:20:08 PM
express it in terms of differential equations and maybe you'll have a chance with me

spoiler (click to show/hide)
your game-improvement-motivation-inducing game is seriously deficient, in order to convince you to improve it I may need to first work on my game-improvement-motivation-inducing-game-improvement-motivation-inducing game though

unfortunately I don't feel particularly driven to do that atm
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Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Brehvolution on December 10, 2008, 11:48:14 PM
For every rejection there is a work around and knowledge is gained. In life, as in programming, you must pursue the rejection to better refine yourself/your product.
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 10, 2008, 11:54:40 PM
express it in terms of differential equations and maybe you'll have a chance with me

spoiler (click to show/hide)
your game-improvement-motivation-inducing game is seriously deficient, in order to convince you to improve it I may need to first work on my game-improvement-motivation-inducing-game-improvement-motivation-inducing game though

unfortunately I don't feel particularly driven to do that atm
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(A x P) + (G x P) = S

Let A = 1 normal application of Axe body spray
P = multiplier for the application strength of Axe body spray (a number between 1 and 100.) Increasing this also increases the number of women who will drift towards the smell.
G = 1 girl
S = amount and intensity of sex you will have



Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 10, 2008, 11:58:36 PM
EB should have a contest to see who can get laid from okcupid first since it seems like half the members here have an account already.

interesting
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 11:59:32 PM
Wait, P is a pure number then?  So applications of Axe body spray are commensurable with girls?
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 11, 2008, 12:04:54 AM
Wait, P is a pure number then?  So applications of Axe body spray are commensurable with girls?

yes, but all at once.  so 100 sprays on you = 100 girls to have sex with. 
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 11, 2008, 12:07:40 AM
i wonder if i could handle a hundred girls though

maybe start with half a girl, and increase gradually (but exponentially) by 10% a month. 
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 11, 2008, 12:10:34 AM
lol
Title: Re: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 11, 2008, 12:12:26 AM
I usually sneak out and watch from the tower as they crawl all over each other moaning and looking for me.