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Title: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: ManaByte on December 13, 2008, 02:00:04 PM
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39441

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Mr. Stallone called Harry this morning to reveal more details about his mercenaries-vs-dictator action extravaganza THE EXPENDABLES.

He told Harry that UFC Heavyweight Champion Randy Couture (website HERE) has been added to the movie's cast, joining the already announced Jason Statham, Jet Li, and Dolph Lundgren. Sly's hoping he'll be able to give Couture an excellent boost towards big screen action stardom.

Forrest Whittaker has also been cast in the film, which rolls this March in Brazil.

Oh, and look for Jet Li to fight Dolph Lundgren in THE EXPENDABLES. If that's not a plunge into Geeky bad-assity, I don't know what is.

I loved the most recent RAMBO - can't wait to see how EXPENDABLES shakes out.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 13, 2008, 02:06:27 PM
awesome. 
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Diunx on January 07, 2009, 08:48:52 PM
So far the cast is:

Stallone
Dolph Lungdren
Jason Statham
Jet Li
Randy Couture
Forest Whitaker 
Ben Kingsley
Mickey Rourke

Greatest movie ever made.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Robo on January 07, 2009, 08:50:48 PM
holy shit
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Tauntaun on January 07, 2009, 09:51:36 PM
 :o   HOLY CRAP!

This movie will be pure ball orgasm inducing MANLY AWESOME!  :punch :punch

:bow sly :bow2

:tauntaun  :tauntaun
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Diunx on January 07, 2009, 11:13:26 PM
Edit: Mickey Rourke will also be in IRON MAN 2.




:bow Mickey Rourke :bow2
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 08, 2009, 12:52:38 AM
All this movie needs is Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger to be the greatest film ever.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2009, 01:28:42 AM
The lack of Carl Weathers makes me sad
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Bacchus7 on January 08, 2009, 02:35:07 AM
I thought Jet Li swore off motion cinema. This is good news.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: chronovore on January 08, 2009, 03:43:39 AM
Epic. I'll watch Statham in almost anything, but I draw the line at Uwe Boll. Hell, I'll even watch Death Race if it ever comes out over here.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: TEEEPO on January 08, 2009, 03:57:41 AM
the godzilla final wars of action films :-*

hellll yea.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Tauntaun on January 08, 2009, 04:26:38 PM
I thought Jet Li swore off motion cinema. This is good news.

Just "Martial Art Epics".   ::)
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Diunx on January 24, 2009, 04:54:19 PM
 :bow :bow (http://i43.tinypic.com/29xazvq.jpg) :bow2 :bow2

       
      :tauntaun
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2009, 04:56:13 PM
I'm completely baffled. HGH?
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Ganhyun on January 24, 2009, 06:30:57 PM
wow Sly back in great shape.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: cool breeze on January 24, 2009, 06:34:18 PM
wow
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Brehvolution on January 24, 2009, 07:15:14 PM
His right bewb needs more botox.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Tabasco on January 24, 2009, 10:11:36 PM
jesus how did i not know about this?  i learned like every moral lesson from watching every 80s action movie way too many times.  i play games b/c they stopped making those kinds of movies.  rambo was like a return to form, and now this.  omg omg omg
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Diunx on February 17, 2009, 09:48:53 PM
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/02/17/arnold-schwarzenegger-joins-slyvester-stallones-the-expendables/

Schwarzenegger and Eric Roberts joins The Expendables!!!!!!!!!!

:bow :bow :bow Stallone :bow2 :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Boogie on February 17, 2009, 09:49:32 PM
By the cast alone, this movie is going to be fucking incredible.  I don't care what I'm doing the day it comes out, I'll be in the theatre.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 17, 2009, 11:30:31 PM
Arnold won't be doing anything of importance, though. :'(
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Ecrofirt on February 17, 2009, 11:42:16 PM
My peins went from super erect to humbly flaccid in the 30 seconds it took to read that article :(

Stop being the fucking governor and start filming action movies.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 18, 2009, 12:01:50 AM
Not really looking forward to this.  I'm a big Jet Li fan but the majority of his American films have been crap.   Since Li came to Hollywood, he's been stuck with poorly written roles and outdated choreography . 
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 18, 2009, 03:34:43 AM
Not really looking forward to this.  I'm a big Jet Li fan but the majority of his American films have been crap.   Since Li came to Hollywood, he's been stuck with poorly written roles and outdated choreography . 
to be fair, most of the English language films he's made had Corey Yuen/Yuen Woo-Ping choreography, and of those he's got a sketchy record.  Its actually been a sorta fascinating case study in how likely a Hollywood production is to fuck up something that should be idiot-proof.  His American flicks suck, his French-International films rock, so there's your equation.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: chronovore on February 18, 2009, 10:41:27 AM
Epic. I'll watch Statham in almost anything, but I draw the line at Uwe Boll. Hell, I'll even watch Death Race if it ever comes out over here.

Really? I thought it was universally hated, like Universal Soldier.

Death Race is pretty cool.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Purple Filth on March 12, 2009, 06:50:04 AM
according to variety more people joining

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118001115.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&nid=2562

WWE alum "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Charisma Carpenter have been added to the cast of "The Expendables," starring, written and directed by Sylvester Stallone. Cast includes Mickey Rourke and Jason Statham.

A Pic of Charisma

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j75/JCudney/charisma_carpenter_007.jpg)


There better be a Stone Cold Stunner in this movie.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: chronovore on March 16, 2009, 05:45:40 AM
She is very tasty. There were some pool shots of her in Veronica Mars -- HDTV screengrabs, among my treasured horde.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 10:32:44 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/07/article-1168203-0454F59F000005DC-698_468x495.jpg)

Production twitter: http://twitter.com/marialascala
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Diunx on September 14, 2009, 07:05:16 PM
Bootleg trailer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGh_RhtTS2Q

Forgot to mention Draco at the end :punch
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2009, 07:26:57 PM
Bootleg trailer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGh_RhtTS2Q

Forgot to mention Draco at the end :punch

 :american
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 14, 2009, 07:28:13 PM
Haha, that looks awesome. The trailer is constructed like a '90s action trailer. :lol

Who is the black guy?  It looks like Terry Tate. :lol

Angel from Dexter is the bad guy?!
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2009, 07:36:08 PM

Who is the black guy?  It looks like Terry Tate. :lol


That's President Camacho, dude.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 14, 2009, 07:40:17 PM
He and Lester Speight look alike.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Robo on September 14, 2009, 08:22:04 PM
boioioioioioioioioing
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 15, 2009, 02:37:52 AM
I didn't see any Mickey Rourke.

and I feel like a major dum-dum for even being a little bit surprised that the Eric Roberts character turns out to be evil.  I mean, shit, who could have seen that coming?
All this movie needs is Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger to be the greatest film ever.
eh, two out of three ain't bad.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Bildi on September 15, 2009, 03:55:11 AM
I wonder if they can top Van Damme and Lundgren in Universal Soldier.  That's the only time I watched an action film in a cinema and laughed most of the way through.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 15, 2009, 11:22:13 AM
I can't believe JCVD passed up the opportunity to be in this.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Himu on September 15, 2009, 11:51:24 AM
This is going to be AMAZING.
Title: Re: The Expendables (Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren)
Post by: Tauntaun on September 15, 2009, 11:54:10 AM
:gun