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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 12:37:00 AM

Title: steel reserve beer
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 12:37:00 AM: :( :o :-X

even with 8.1% alcohol content it's not worth it

:yuck
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 12:40:56 AM: how would they be exposed to the advertising
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Post by: BobbyRobby on December 14, 2008, 03:04:26 AM: not that bad compared to other high gravity malt drinks. like it better than st. ides and the vile camo ice
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Post by: Bacchus7 on December 14, 2008, 03:38:41 AM: I think the best option here is Old English 8.0. There's no reason to crucify your taste buds with St. Ides, Steel Reserve 211, etc. The worst of the cheap, of course, is bum wine, usually Cisco, which tastes exactly like motor oil.
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Akala on December 14, 2008, 10:54:25 AM: Back when I was in college, I bought some of this. Pretty sure it was less than $6 for a twelve pack.

It's pretty awful, but I remember it made me laugh once I had a buzz. I bought it again a few weeks later to see if it would have the same effect, and it did. I can't recall buying it again. It just doesn't taste very good.

If I want a happy buzz for $6, I think I'd rather take down a bottle of Yellow Tail or something.
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 14, 2008, 11:12:06 AM: I recently had some Big Bear malt liquor that was rather pleasant.

And it made me feel like a big bear.
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 11:15:54 AM: well, i didn't want to get drunk or bloated up from drinking up a bunch of beer, but i wanted a nice pleasant buzz, so i went for the tall boy with the high alcohol content

that was my reasoning, plus the liquor sto was closed

will reexamine my faculty for reasoning at a later date
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Brehvolution on December 14, 2008, 12:30:26 PM: :-X

I was so broke one time that I bought a six pack of this shit. I was so smashed after 5 of them.

Never again.
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 14, 2008, 09:12:37 PM: best thread on the bore ever

NOTHING is more american than malt liquor :american :american :american
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 09:16:43 PM: handling it has nothing to do with how awful it tastes

it's like drinking copper-flavored vomit
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 14, 2008, 09:19:52 PM: i prefer the crooked eye myself

and i once drank a whole 64oz oe800 back when they still made 64ozs

i am gangsta
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 14, 2008, 09:23:13 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 14, 2008, 09:18:20 PM
sounds like someone hates the taste of freedom

Guess what other country hates malt liquor?

Saudi Arabia

:usacry

fuck let's get a truck and some forties and TO' SHIT UP

shit to get tore up, in enumerated order:

1. jc penney parking lot
2. teenaged pussy
3. chevy drivers
4. one's entire gastrointestinal tract
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 09:24:27 PM: back in the poor days i used to drink

aristocrat vodka
thunderbird
wild irish rose
olympia beer

i know my way around a cheap drunk
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 09:25:31 PM: oh, and king cobra malt liquor
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 14, 2008, 09:26:34 PM: mmm, t-bird

and let us not forget that perennial classic, mad dog 20/20

kiwi-lime (colon bomb) and grape (20 proof blood of christ)
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 14, 2008, 09:28:10 PM: i drank the cheap version of olympia called BUCKHORN (yes, there was a cheaper version of oly)

and it also came in a 40, as my msn friends will attest (it's my av)
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 09:28:23 PM: boone's farm...for the ladies
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: drew on December 14, 2008, 09:28:49 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 09:25:31 PM
oh, and king cobra malt liquor

:-*
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 14, 2008, 09:28:52 PM: BOONEY'S! <3 <3 <3
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 09:30:43 PM: point is, though, i don't drink very often nowadays, and i have money, so i probably shouldn't be subjecting my stomach lining to this kind of sludge on purpose anymore
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 09:33:18 PM: brass monkey, too

wait...there was a cheaper version of olympia?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 14, 2008, 09:33:26 PM: blame nostalgia

at least once every two years i buy a 40 and sip it while chillin on the back porch

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then i vomit it up violently
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Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 14, 2008, 09:34:30 PM: :bow :bow (http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/40/buckhorn.jpg) :bow2 :bow2
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 09:35:21 PM: when i do drink nowadays it's either three olive vodka or some high falutin' microbeer with a shitty ralph steadman knockoff label
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: drew on December 14, 2008, 09:35:42 PM: king cobra tastes like fermented urine
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 09:37:40 PM: we used to shoot it through a beer hoop
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 14, 2008, 09:39:43 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 09:25:31 PM
oh, and king cobra malt liquor

:bow king cobra :bow2

goes great with KFC. coincidence? or cross-marketing?
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2008, 09:40:42 PM: colt .45 "works every time"

king cobra "works every time, except when it doesn't"
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: drew on December 14, 2008, 09:44:13 PM: does steel reserve have a higher alcohol content or something?
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Post by: Akala on December 14, 2008, 09:52:13 PM: Quote from: Drewsy on December 14, 2008, 09:44:13 PM
does steel reserve have a higher alcohol content or something?

Almost on par with a Chimay.
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Brehvolution on December 14, 2008, 10:55:48 PM: Quote from: Drewsy on December 14, 2008, 09:44:13 PM
does steel reserve have a higher alcohol content or something?

More than twice the average American filth.
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: drew on December 14, 2008, 10:58:53 PM: :o

why hasnt anyone ever told me this

heading out to kroger now bbl lol
Title: Re: steel reserve beer
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 14, 2008, 11:05:18 PM: Pounding down Beast, Steel Reserve, Miller High Life, and/or Bud Light should be a ritual for every underaged drinker.

My favorite drink idea is to mix Franzia and Old English 800 together. If you get the concentration right, it tastes just like cranberry juice (100% not that sweetened shit)