THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: WrikaWrek on December 16, 2008, 05:42:23 PM

Title: Let's plan a murder
Post by: WrikaWrek on December 16, 2008, 05:42:23 PM
Just for kicks.

Target someone (you know?), but either change the name or don't mention his/her name(if you know).

For example:

My neighbor. Hard to keep track of, major douche, noisy as fuck, beats on gf, has a pitbull and this other big ass fucking dog. Personally i imagine just going up stairs, middle of the night, leaving the building lights off, ringing the bell, and a fucking stone to the head.

A stone because a knife would be tricky to handle, where would i hit him? It probably wouldn't knock him down, so, he could yell for help and shit. And what if they could somehow link the knife to me? I guess i could buy a new knife, just for that purpose, but that would really look like pre meditated murder.

A gun...no, where would i get one? How much would it cost? Where would i hide it? What about powder traces? Would i get some new gloves, what kind of gloves? Nah, too much work.

I would use a big stone, with pointy edges, i would pick it somewhere far from home, no connection to the side walk i have in front of the building. Also, i would have to force the building door, not hard, has happened before.

I would really smash it hard, maybe smash it twice. Also i would want to wear something with a hood. What if his GF opened the door instead of him? Well, i guess i would just ask for some sugar or shit. Hey maybe she would give me some other kind of sugar, know what i'm sayin?
lolololol


What about you?
Title: Re: Let's plan a murder
Post by: WrikaWrek on December 16, 2008, 05:46:14 PM
You can't kill anyone with an uhhhh, mojo.
Title: Re: Let's plan a murder
Post by: Robo on December 16, 2008, 05:48:02 PM
Let's kill WrikaWrek's ability to create threads.
Title: Re: Let's plan a murder
Post by: WrikaWrek on December 16, 2008, 05:49:22 PM
Meh, i knew this was too high concept for some of you. Just go back to post a pics, and just watched movie X, Youtube video X threads.
Title: Re: Let's plan a murder
Post by: drew on December 16, 2008, 05:49:44 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Let's plan a murder
Post by: Reb on December 16, 2008, 05:50:53 PM
Meh, i knew this was too high concept for some of you. Just go back to post a pics, and just watched movie X, Youtube video X threads.

Consider it done!
Title: Re: Let's plan a murder
Post by: Himu on December 16, 2008, 05:53:26 PM
...........
Title: Re: Let's plan a murder
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2008, 05:56:09 PM
uhhh

I was just reading about the Loeb/Leopold murder
Title: Re: Let's plan a murder
Post by: muckhole on December 16, 2008, 05:56:33 PM
 
Meh, i knew this was too high concept for some of you. Just go back to post a pics, and just watched movie X, Youtube video X threads.

Yeah.

Then one day, years from now, we'll look back and realize how this thread was ahead of it's time.

:lol When he's doing 25 to life for murder.
Title: Re: Let's plan a murder
Post by: bork on December 16, 2008, 05:56:46 PM
Get help.
Title: Re: Let's plan a murder
Post by: Vizzys on December 16, 2008, 05:58:34 PM
lets start a religion, and twist vision to further imprison those who listen

yo
Title: Re: Let's plan a murder
Post by: tehjaybo on December 16, 2008, 06:01:51 PM
I just typed one out, and it's actually kind of liberating. 
Title: Re: Let's plan a murder
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 16, 2008, 06:04:49 PM
I guess "raped to death in TVC's fuckdumpster" doesn't really count as a "plan".
Title: Re: Let's plan a murder
Post by: Bocsius on December 16, 2008, 06:06:33 PM
Leper this filth.
Title: Re: Let's plan a murder
Post by: bork on December 16, 2008, 06:07:17 PM
Why was this unlocked?

Good question.  Musta hit that button one too many times.