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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on December 17, 2008, 04:03:54 AM

Title: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: TVC15 on December 17, 2008, 04:03:54 AM
I think it might be the worst*, especially if you get some nose action going on.  Even worse than orange juice.  I don't know why I still eat tomato sauce-containing dishes, because this happens every time.  Oh yeah, I remember why:  it's fucking delicious on the way down.

*Worst not counting things like popcorn that are problematic to vomit for their own unique reasons.  With popcorn, the thin skins of the kernels get stuck in your throat and in your nasal cavity, causing additional discomfort or hacking and gagging.  Tomato sauce sucks because the spices in it aggravate the nose on direct content and there is high acidic content in the sauce itself, and combined with stomach acid and bile, it's way too much and too nasty.

I can only hope I die soon :(
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: EvilBoris on December 17, 2008, 05:20:32 AM
haven't vomited in a while myself
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: Robo on December 17, 2008, 11:57:00 AM
Last few times I've barfed, it's been completely effortless, like eating warm apple sauce, but backwards.
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: border on December 17, 2008, 12:04:10 PM
So in your opinion, what foods are pleasurable to vomit?
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: Rman on December 17, 2008, 12:20:18 PM
I agree.  I once vomited lasagna.  Not fun.
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2008, 12:28:37 PM
Don't remember the last time I vomited. Doing it all the time must be horrible. You've said it doesn't happen often in public right, like when you're eating lunch with friends or at work?
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: muckhole on December 17, 2008, 01:41:22 PM
Yup. Nothing quite like the feeling of stomach acid burning the lining of your sinuses. At this point TVC, I'm going to assume you've tried all the available stuff like Zantax and Nexium before eating that stuff?
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2008, 01:44:02 PM
he spews when we're at lunch all the time, like right onto the table or into his lap. at first it was really off-putting, but now it's just part of his charm.
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: TVC15 on December 17, 2008, 01:57:13 PM
So in your opinion, what foods are pleasurable to vomit?

Hmm, there are some things that legitimately do taste good on the way up, but it's probably in my best interest that I can't recall specifics (since even though I vomit frequently, it's not like I vomit any one thing frequently enough to recall the particulars of its return visit.

I'm better at recalling things I should stay away from.  Rule number one is try not to puke for about 2ish hours after taking medicine.  Not only does that probably hose the efficacy of the medicine, but most meds are extremely unpleasant to throw up.  This is especially bad because I take like 12 pills a day.
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: border on December 17, 2008, 02:00:32 PM
I imagine teriyaki chicken would taste pretty good mixed with a little bile and some rice.
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: TVC15 on December 17, 2008, 02:02:20 PM
I tend to go heavy on the soy sauce, so I tend to not remember teriyaki as pleasurable.  My overzealous soy sauce consumption is probably one of the things that started this behavior in the first place.
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 17, 2008, 02:06:33 PM
I used to like eating pringles and chewing them up then spitting them out and eating them again. They somehow change into more tastiness that way.
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: Brehvolution on December 17, 2008, 02:30:47 PM
Last time I threw up was after a night of drinking at a bachelor party. The last thing I had to eat was a shishkabob. It came up the same way it went down.

pepper
onion
steak
pepper
onion
steak
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on December 17, 2008, 02:31:59 PM
Spaghetti vomit is vile.
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: Yeti on December 17, 2008, 02:57:01 PM
My most pleasurable vomiting was milk. I had been throwing up all day, and was really thirsty but the only things I had to drink in my fridge were mountain dew and milk (tap water  :yuck). I figured the carbonation and acidity of mountain dew probably wouldn't be a good idea, even though I had heard milk isn't a very good thing to drink when you were throwing up. It tasted fine going down though so I didn't care.

About an hour later I went and threw it all up again, and the milk was still cold, and it felt really soothing and refreshing on my raw throat. A++, would throw up again.
Title: Re: Oh god tomato sauce is unpleasurable to vomit
Post by: xnikki118x on December 17, 2008, 03:52:13 PM
Spaghetti vomit is vile.

Oh yes it is.


Nose action? HURTS SO BAD. :(