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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:28:19 PM

Title: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:28:19 PM
Even with a Nurse assisting with an AED. Some hero i turned out to be.  :'(
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: demi on December 20, 2008, 07:29:08 PM
Ugly
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: demi on December 20, 2008, 07:29:24 PM
I'd flex you like a twig, punk
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: demi on December 20, 2008, 07:29:38 PM
Go scream at a wall, cunt
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: demi on December 20, 2008, 07:29:46 PM
Fucker
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 20, 2008, 07:33:50 PM
to a real person?  what happened to them? 
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:34:28 PM
to a real person?  what happened to them? 

pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: TVC15 on December 20, 2008, 07:34:55 PM
was it Patel?
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:36:19 PM
to a real person?  what happened to them? 

pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital

Were you in the hospital?

no I work in a dialysis clinic
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: demi on December 20, 2008, 07:36:25 PM
Damn I bet you're gonna go into some downward spiral of depression because someone died at your hands...
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: demi on December 20, 2008, 07:36:53 PM
Personally I'd go mentally insane... you should lock yourself up before that happens...
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: TVC15 on December 20, 2008, 07:37:42 PM
to a real person?  what happened to them? 

pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital

Were you in the hospital?

no I work in a dialysis clinic

Have you ever catheterized a penis?
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:38:34 PM
to a real person?  what happened to them? 

pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital

Were you in the hospital?

no I work in a dialysis clinic

Have you ever catheterized a penis?

no but i had to help an old blind man pull out his junk to pee. never again!
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 20, 2008, 07:40:34 PM
to a real person?  what happened to them? 

pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital

sorry to hear that dude. 
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:40:40 PM
What was wrong with that person?

(may he RIP...)

cardiac arrest. and she was a she
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 20, 2008, 07:41:30 PM
did she have rockin' tits?
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:42:13 PM
did she have rockin' tits?

no sir. no.... no

she was in her 70's
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: TVC15 on December 20, 2008, 07:42:26 PM
Is it safe to say I am the first person on EB to have spilled their seed since this event occurred?
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:43:59 PM
It just sucks that she was my patient and seemed perfectly fine 30 minutes prior.
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 20, 2008, 07:49:38 PM
Is it safe to say I am the first person on EB to have spilled their seed since this event occurred?

how long after 9/11 did it take you to masturbate?
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: TVC15 on December 20, 2008, 07:55:55 PM
I don't remember 9/11.  I had a pretty bad concussion at the time.  From the end of August until mid-September is just not there.  I was in pretty bad shape, so it's likely I wasn't risking kicking up my blood pressure so much.
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2008, 07:57:21 PM
I'm CPR certified, passed the test easily...but there's no way I'd be able to resuscitate someone. So don't pass out around me
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: Brehvolution on December 20, 2008, 07:58:44 PM
Is it safe to say I am the first person on EB to have spilled their seed since this event occurred?
:rofl
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: lennedsay on December 20, 2008, 08:02:25 PM
 :gloomy 

Right before Christmas too?

 :bawl


Seriously though, when it's your time, it's your time. You just know it.
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: Himu on December 20, 2008, 10:44:10 PM
:(

are you okay? :(
Title: Re: I gave CPR and failed!
Post by: Bocsius on December 21, 2008, 01:21:47 AM
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