THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:28:19 PM
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Even with a Nurse assisting with an AED. Some hero i turned out to be. :'(
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Ugly
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I'd flex you like a twig, punk
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Go scream at a wall, cunt
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Fucker
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to a real person? what happened to them?
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to a real person? what happened to them?
pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital
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was it Patel?
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to a real person? what happened to them?
pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital
Were you in the hospital?
no I work in a dialysis clinic
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Damn I bet you're gonna go into some downward spiral of depression because someone died at your hands...
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Personally I'd go mentally insane... you should lock yourself up before that happens...
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to a real person? what happened to them?
pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital
Were you in the hospital?
no I work in a dialysis clinic
Have you ever catheterized a penis?
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to a real person? what happened to them?
pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital
Were you in the hospital?
no I work in a dialysis clinic
Have you ever catheterized a penis?
no but i had to help an old blind man pull out his junk to pee. never again!
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to a real person? what happened to them?
pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital
sorry to hear that dude.
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What was wrong with that person?
(may he RIP...)
cardiac arrest. and she was a she
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did she have rockin' tits?
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did she have rockin' tits?
no sir. no.... no
she was in her 70's
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Is it safe to say I am the first person on EB to have spilled their seed since this event occurred?
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It just sucks that she was my patient and seemed perfectly fine 30 minutes prior.
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Is it safe to say I am the first person on EB to have spilled their seed since this event occurred?
how long after 9/11 did it take you to masturbate?
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I don't remember 9/11. I had a pretty bad concussion at the time. From the end of August until mid-September is just not there. I was in pretty bad shape, so it's likely I wasn't risking kicking up my blood pressure so much.
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I'm CPR certified, passed the test easily...but there's no way I'd be able to resuscitate someone. So don't pass out around me
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Is it safe to say I am the first person on EB to have spilled their seed since this event occurred?
:rofl
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:gloomy
Right before Christmas too?
:bawl
Seriously though, when it's your time, it's your time. You just know it.
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:(
are you okay? :(
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