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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: fistfulofmetal on December 20, 2008, 08:09:44 PM

Title: When was the first time you masturbated after 9/11?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 20, 2008, 08:09:44 PM: I asked TVC in the other thread and felt it's a worthy question to base a thread over.

Louis CK uses this question to measure who bad of a person you are, and I think it's a pretty good measuring stick.

So how long after 9/11 did it take for you to first jerk off?
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Post by: lennedsay on December 20, 2008, 08:12:14 PM: No gherkin for jerkin!
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Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on December 20, 2008, 08:16:04 PM: My family went to Disney World shortly after 9/11...

It was the best. There was hardly anyone there and we could just ride the rides over and over again. Best vacation ever.
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Post by: drew on December 20, 2008, 08:20:48 PM: 15 minutes
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Post by: drew on December 20, 2008, 08:24:54 PM: nope

therefore the only option is to make joke posts
Title: Re: When was the first time you masturbated after 9/11?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 20, 2008, 08:29:34 PM: Well I stopped to watch the news when it happened, and I like to multitask so I probably had my penis in hand when the second tower fell.
Title: Re: When was the first time you masturbated after 9/11?
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 20, 2008, 08:37:04 PM: why on earth would anyone stop masturbating because of 9/11?

what possible implications could there be for the nations if you decide to whack it in the privacy of your own trailer?
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Post by: drew on December 20, 2008, 08:49:01 PM: exactly

if anything death on a large scale should cause people to whack it more
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Post by: Barry Egan on December 20, 2008, 09:10:08 PM: I didn't need to jerk-off for a while after watching the towers fell, if you catch my meaning :teehee
Title: Re: When was the first time you masturbated after 9/11?
Post by: drohne on December 20, 2008, 09:41:41 PM: during

actually i'm pretty sure the resonating concussive force of my ejaculation brought down the first tower
Title: Re: When was the first time you masturbated after 9/11?
Post by: Brehvolution on December 20, 2008, 10:05:39 PM: Quote from: drohne on December 20, 2008, 09:41:41 PM
during

actually i'm pretty sure the resonating concussive force of my ejaculation brought down the first tower

(http://i12.tinypic.com/6kogu4x.gif)
Title: Re: When was the first time you masturbated after 9/11?
Post by: drew on December 20, 2008, 10:28:16 PM: Quote from: drohne on December 20, 2008, 09:41:41 PM
during

actually i'm pretty sure the resonating concussive force of my ejaculation brought down the first tower

youuu son of a bitch
Title: Re: When was the first time you masturbated after 9/11?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 20, 2008, 10:32:56 PM: "after"? ???
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Post by: Himu on December 20, 2008, 10:40:36 PM: I think i jacked off the day of 9/11
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Post by: cool breeze on December 20, 2008, 10:47:50 PM: I don't keep track. All I remember in the moments after 9/11 was wondering when TV would go back to normal.
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Post by: Tucah on December 20, 2008, 11:12:35 PM: Probably 9/11, didn't stop me at all.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 20, 2008, 11:51:59 PM: You people jacked off on my mom's birthday. Gross.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 20, 2008, 11:54:27 PM: You don't live anywhere near my mother!
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Post by: Tristam on December 21, 2008, 02:47:30 AM: I was 14 then; I never missed a day of spanking it. So probably seven or eight hours afterward.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 21, 2008, 11:22:25 AM: I'm guessing I'm supposed to give an edgy answer that shows just how cool I am by showing my callousness towards 9/11.

So given that, I jacked off during the entire collapsing of the towers and jacked off again once I found out how many people died.

Seriously, whoever thought this was supposed to be funny is a dumbfuck.