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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mr. Gundam on December 21, 2008, 11:25:51 PM

Title: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 21, 2008, 11:25:51 PM
I want to kill something SO BAD.

I need to do something manly as soon as possible.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: demi on December 21, 2008, 11:26:25 PM
Oh you got it?? Can you tell me if it has THE BOAT THAT ROCKED trailer on it? I know UK version does.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: CurseoftheGods on December 21, 2008, 11:27:08 PM
Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 21, 2008, 11:27:33 PM
We rented it, I'll check when it's over.

I hope it's over soon. I didn't know there were so many Abba songs.

Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.

Watching Mamma Mia is pretty much the same thing.

I like musicals, but Goddamn this is horrible.

Oh fuck, Brosnon is trying to sing now.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Robo on December 21, 2008, 11:28:49 PM
I am under the impression that this is even worse than The Beegee's Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.  True or untrue?
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 21, 2008, 11:29:58 PM
gay

I'm trying to block it out by playing on the laptop.

Urge to build something rising...
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: T234 on December 21, 2008, 11:30:21 PM
Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.

He already did. It was a 1.2 mm thick disc made of polycarbonate with a 120 mm diameter.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 21, 2008, 11:30:54 PM
Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.

He already did. It was a 1.2 mm thick disc made of polycarbonate with a 120 mm or 80 mm diameter.

It's a Blu-ray disc. That special scratch resistant coating hurts even worse.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 21, 2008, 11:31:14 PM
Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.

do it to "the Winner Takes it All."
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 21, 2008, 11:31:48 PM
Shit. I've only heard like four of these Abba songs before.

My wife has been singing along with every single song.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: T234 on December 21, 2008, 11:32:01 PM
Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.

He already did. It was a 1.2 mm thick disc made of polycarbonate with a 120 mm or 80 mm diameter.

It's a Blu-ray disc. That special scratch resistant coating hurts even worse.
oh god :rofl
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 21, 2008, 11:33:26 PM
Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.

He already did. It was a 1.2 mm thick disc made of polycarbonate with a 120 mm or 80 mm diameter.

It's a Blu-ray disc. That special scratch resistant coating hurts even worse.
oh god :rofl

I'm actually kind of impressed she rented the Blu-ray version and not the DVD version...
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: T234 on December 21, 2008, 11:36:10 PM
Now you can just be like, "Aren't you glad we got an HDTV!" , and then totally make it on the couch?
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 21, 2008, 11:37:15 PM
Now you can just be like, "Aren't you glad we got an HDTV!" , and then totally make it on the couch?

That happened when I bought her Dreamgirls...

And with Chicago...

And Rent...

And then when I bought her Hairspray for Christmas...

I enjoyed all of those, but this is embarrassing.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: T234 on December 21, 2008, 11:40:06 PM
What two consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is their business, sir.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 21, 2008, 11:41:02 PM
I don't think he consented.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: TVC15 on December 21, 2008, 11:44:19 PM
How could you, as a music fan, not know fucking ABBA songs?
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: T234 on December 21, 2008, 11:44:54 PM
There is a thread on Something Awful about something similar to this that made me laugh for days on end once.

Mantra, if she starts sliding DVDs under a locked door, BAIL OUT.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: demi on December 21, 2008, 11:45:17 PM
And then when I bought her Hairspray for Christmas...

I enjoyed all of those

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/12/15/HAIRSPRAY_narrowweb__300x432,0.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: T234 on December 21, 2008, 11:46:18 PM
Demi, this ain't a thread about the sex life of G!
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 21, 2008, 11:47:43 PM
How could you, as a music fan, not know fucking ABBA songs?

He's a hetrosexual male?


The trailer for this movie made me violent. It's like everything terrible in a movie all compacted into 2 minutes.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: TVC15 on December 21, 2008, 11:50:38 PM
Ain't nothing wrong with ABBA, TA.  John McCain even likes ABBA and he was a POW.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 21, 2008, 11:51:29 PM
I've watched Grease about 18 times. I don't really have much credibility in this thread.


Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: TVC15 on December 21, 2008, 11:52:10 PM
There's something wrong with Grease now?
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 21, 2008, 11:52:56 PM
Not at all. It's just not something a manly man would admit to.


Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 21, 2008, 11:53:40 PM
Abba's fine, but musicals are lame.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: xnikki118x on December 22, 2008, 12:31:12 AM
I wanna see it haha.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 22, 2008, 12:54:07 AM
my favorite ABBA song is S.O.S. and I hear that Brosnan just SLAUGHTERS it
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mandark on December 22, 2008, 01:11:06 AM
Most of the ABBA fans I know are angry rednecks.  I think I'm just working off of a small data sample.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 22, 2008, 01:27:42 AM
Most of the ABBA fans I know are angry rednecks.  I think I'm just working off of a small data sample.

Yup, a redneck's Sunday is in a motor-home, flying the Confederate flag, stomping on wedding dresses, watching Nascar, drinking Jack Daniels, and listening to ABBA.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 22, 2008, 01:44:23 AM
my favorite ABBA song is S.O.S. and I hear that Brosnan just SLAUGHTERS it

S.O.S. is an ABBA song I actually know, and yes, he butchers it.

Waterloo is my favorite Abba song.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: EvilBoris on December 22, 2008, 01:46:22 AM
 then you must have loved the end credits :swedencry

 take a chance on me is my favourite.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 01:47:26 AM
Waterloo is my favorite Abba song.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Dude, buy your ass a copy of ABBA Gold asap.  I don't care if you don't like their music, your ignorant ass just needs to GET EDUMACATED.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 01:51:51 AM
I'm going to listen to Fernando right now because of this thread.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 22, 2008, 01:54:41 AM
"Waterloo," "Gimme Gimme Gimme," "Money Money Money," "Dancing Queen," and "Take a Chance on Me" are some of my favs.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 22, 2008, 02:00:31 AM
Waterloo is my favorite Abba song.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Dude, buy your ass a copy of ABBA Gold asap.  I don't care if you don't like their music, your ignorant ass just needs to GET EDUMACATED.

Wife has Abba Gold, actually. She's played it in the car numerous times, I just ignore it since I'm driving.

"Waterloo," "Gimme Gimme Gimme," "Money Money Money," "Dancing Queen," and "Take a Chance on Me" are some of my favs.

Along with S.O.S., Xanadu and Fernando, those are all the Abba songs I know.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 02:01:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibtOshtX7T0

That is some hot shit.  Ancient jewish zombie Madonna was wise in her theft.  Listen to that Micromoog fuckin' sing.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 02:03:44 AM
Xanadu?  Son, I know when I'm being trolled.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 22, 2008, 02:05:45 AM
Xanadu?  Son, I know when I'm being trolled.

It's not that I hate Abba, I didn't grow up with them.

My ignorance of Abba is so great that I CONSTANTLY get that Olivia Newton John song mistaken for Abba.

I seek forgiveness at the altar of Swedish pop.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 02:09:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZwFDDdt-bY

How could you not want more?

Also, greatest song of the 80s contender One Night in Bangkok was written by the dudes from ABBA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgmoEHnUpjkp

I'm not sure what synthesizer was used for that song.  It doesn't sound like a Moog, but I'm not up on my 80s synthesizers so I could be wrong.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 22, 2008, 02:11:07 AM
My wife is obsessed with Chess. I know it very very well.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 02:17:27 AM
Anyway, my favorite ABBA song is Take a Chance on Me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuB8xWeA59I

ABBA is awesome.  Appreciate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCiNhsqOTDo

They have sold more albums than shockingly popular shitty acts like AC/DC and Led Zeppelin.  So they must be good.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 22, 2008, 02:20:16 AM
Did you hear that Mamma Mia is the highest grossing film in Britain of all time?

It also sold 1.6 million copies on DVD on release day. That's over 1 million more than the closest competitor, Titanic.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 02:22:10 AM
Did you hear that Mamma Mia is the highest grossing film in Britain of all time?

It also sold 1.6 million copies on DVD on release day. That's over 1 million more than the closest competitor, Titanic.

Yikes.  I have never seen Mamma Mia.  I was mildly curious but I heard the movie is kind of a shitty adaptation of the stage show, which I have also never seen.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: demi on December 22, 2008, 02:23:55 AM
The Boat That Rocked trailer is on the DVD. He has that power...
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 22, 2008, 02:25:56 AM
The Boat That Rocked trailer is on the DVD. He has that power...

I couldn't find it on the Blu-ray.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 02:27:50 AM
I couldn't find it on the Blu-ray.

Another Sony bomba.  I'm surprised watching the BD didn't erase all of your saved games.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 03:21:09 AM
Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.

:teehee
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 22, 2008, 08:16:06 AM
Oh God, my wife has listened to the soundtrack to this movie for the past 4 months and she made me watch the movie with her last Tuesday.  :yuck

Amanda Seyfried :drool
Meryl Streep :drool
Missus Weasley :drool
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Cheebs on December 22, 2008, 11:47:04 AM
Anyway, my favorite ABBA song is Take a Chance on Me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuB8xWeA59I

YES, that is by far their best song.  I know that's McCain's favorite as well.  :-\
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 22, 2008, 12:36:28 PM
O
Meryl Streep :drool

wat?
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 22, 2008, 12:39:59 PM
You wouldn't fuck Meryl Streep?
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Himu on December 22, 2008, 12:44:02 PM
Never heard of Abba. I guess it is a white people thing.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 22, 2008, 12:53:30 PM
(http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/merylstreep.jpg)

:drool I bet you she's nasty in bed too
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Robo on December 22, 2008, 01:06:02 PM
The sincere ABBA praise in this thread has me SMH. 

And yes there is something wrong with Grease: Barry fucking Gibb.  The title song is truly vile.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 01:09:28 PM
ABBA = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzUCff6WAho

RoboJ = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 22, 2008, 01:12:52 PM
Doesn't matter, I would paint her white anyways
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/ChrisRuss0/emotgizzpq4.gif)

Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Himu on December 22, 2008, 01:13:49 PM
RoboJ = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8

I REMEMBER THIS  :o :lol
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Sysgen on December 22, 2008, 01:15:28 PM
Saw the Broadway play and it was phenomenal.  Saw the movie and it sucked hard.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Robo on December 22, 2008, 01:18:29 PM
I'm at work and youtube filters prevent me from seeing it. :(
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 01:57:45 PM
Never heard of Abba. I guess it is a white people thing.

WTF. You've never heard Dancing Queen? That's the jam
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 22, 2008, 02:09:51 PM
Hey PD, Mrs. Weasley is in Mamma Mia. You'd love it.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 02:18:07 PM
I was sold on Meryl Streep.  :drool
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: Tauntaun on December 22, 2008, 02:22:20 PM
I was sold on Meryl Streep.  :drool

Your new avatar looks like Whiteacid. 
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: drozmight on December 22, 2008, 11:17:11 PM
I almost rented because Amanda Seyfried is in it and she's kinda hot.
Title: Re: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife...
Post by: duckman2000 on December 22, 2008, 11:43:10 PM
Looks charming