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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Billy Rygar on December 21, 2008, 11:41:21 PM

Title: where is cajole
Post by: Billy Rygar on December 21, 2008, 11:41:21 PM
the fuck are shit posters allowed to post in his absence
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: TVC15 on December 21, 2008, 11:42:42 PM
He told me the other day.  I forget the details but the cause is herpetic.

Oh, wait, that joke wouldn't apply to Cajole.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: demi on December 21, 2008, 11:44:09 PM
Heard he was flashing his penis around to people
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: TVC15 on December 21, 2008, 11:45:38 PM
We can identify things that look herpetic to us.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: demi on December 21, 2008, 11:48:01 PM
pics or gtfo

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Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Vizzys on December 21, 2008, 11:48:59 PM
one of his latest posts says hes off eb for a while

hes not dead though ive played left 4 dead with him a few times since then
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Oblivion on December 21, 2008, 11:52:13 PM
He still posts on GAF, tho.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: cool breeze on December 21, 2008, 11:56:49 PM
I saw a speed racer thread by him, so I think he's alive
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: tiesto on December 22, 2008, 01:59:23 AM
He's on AIM right now it looks like.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 02:37:52 AM
I saw a speed racer thread by him, so I think he's alive

but dead to me now  :yuck
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: demi on December 22, 2008, 03:11:37 AM
showing his wang to people
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Beezy on December 22, 2008, 03:16:01 AM
Speed Racer was good.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 03:17:19 AM
showing his wang to people

what color is it
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: drew on December 22, 2008, 03:18:29 AM
Speed Racer was good.

no, it wasn't

Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 03:20:16 AM
Speed Racer is pretty awesome.  A bit on the long side, but that's a common issue these days.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Beezy on December 22, 2008, 03:24:31 AM
Speed Racer was good.

no, it wasn't
...yes, it was?
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: drew on December 22, 2008, 03:26:03 AM
its like watching Nickeloden while being spoonfed peyote
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 03:27:15 AM
its like watching Nickeloden while being spoonfed peyote

Which is why it's awesome?
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Beezy on December 22, 2008, 03:28:55 AM
its like watching Nickeloden while being spoonfed peyote
I'm not sure if I've ever seen you post about something that you like.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: demi on December 22, 2008, 03:29:35 AM
showing his wang to people

what color is it

Pasty white with yucky tan lines
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 03:30:00 AM
its like watching Nickeloden while being spoonfed peyote
I'm not sure if I've ever seen you post about something that you like.

he posts about liking lil wayne
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Beezy on December 22, 2008, 03:31:59 AM
seriously?
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 03:32:59 AM
would I lie?

:teehee
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: drew on December 22, 2008, 03:33:15 AM
:<
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Beezy on December 22, 2008, 03:37:26 AM
love that smiley :lol
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: demi on December 22, 2008, 03:42:31 AM
love that smiley :lol
     /
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:D
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/ChrisRuss0/emotgizzpq4.gif)
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Beezy on December 22, 2008, 03:48:24 AM
 :-\
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Himu on December 22, 2008, 03:59:23 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/ChrisRuss0/emotgizzpq4.gif)

add this to the eb emote collection
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 04:03:12 AM
i'd fourth but there isn't a hole for that
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 04:07:36 AM
Don't you think amount of cum is a bit unrealistic? That dick has diarrhea.

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Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Himu on December 22, 2008, 04:08:06 AM
man if i cummed like that it'd be so awesome
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Himu on December 22, 2008, 04:08:49 AM
Don't you think amount of cum is a bit unrealistic? That dick has diarrhea.

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dled this frm kazaa back in the day
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 04:10:28 AM
wish i could find the full scene.

that dude is annoying in porn now of days though; i assume that video is from the early 90s. today he's all old and very sweaty during scenes. i bet chicks hate working with him
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Himu on December 22, 2008, 04:10:43 AM
I can cum a whole bunch if I don't do it for a long while but not for a full minute like the guy in that video
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 04:11:23 AM
it just comes out for a few seconds then stops for me. never timed myself
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Himu on December 22, 2008, 04:11:28 AM
wish i could find the full scene.


He cums for a full minute in the full version
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: demi on December 22, 2008, 04:12:33 AM
You can only come like that if you dont wank three out every day.

I go 3 a week and I don't come close to that
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 04:14:11 AM
Don't you think amount of cum is a bit unrealistic? That dick has diarrhea.

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Holy shit.  How are black people not the most dominant race?  In your average male, between 16 and 19 per cent of sperm are decent enough to knock up a whore.  If black men are making that much magic, they should be having an advantage when it comes to birth rates.

Also worth note:  Women aren't even good at reproduction.  Their bodies start breaking down shortyly before 40.  Men stay sexually relevant as long as they live, barring medical treatments that have an effect on their fertility.  The fertility rate of their sperm is as consistent at 80 as it is at 16.  Women are pieces of biological garbage, though.  They have from their teens until 40.  And if they are active and having kids, they break down even sooner.  Current research indicates that the more children a whore has, the more it becomes increasingly likely they have a gay kid.  This is likely because they do not produce the same amount of hormones in the womb as they do with their first kid.  So basically, homosexuality is likely a flaw because the bodies of women are scientifically inferior to the bodies of men, and it has nothing to do with the grotesque physical appearance of women.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Himu on December 22, 2008, 04:17:31 AM
:rofl

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Current research indicates that the more children a whore has, the more it becomes increasingly likely they have a gay kid.

:lol

You can only come like that if you dont wank three out every day.

I go 3 a week and I don't come close to that

You need a resting period of a week before, maybe two weeks.

Try it.

Not wanking for 1 or 2 weeks is pretty much the same feeling as not being on the internet for a period of time. It's liberating.

Dude when I abstain from wanking for that long, when I finally do it's like one huge explosion.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: demi on December 22, 2008, 04:18:06 AM
But then it feels even phenomenal when you come back? I am better off staying on the internet and tugging my rod then.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 04:18:34 AM
NSFW skip to 8:20 mark
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(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/beardavatarfm5.jpg)
Lex :bow
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Himu on December 22, 2008, 04:20:07 AM
i love how this thread went from about cajole to about how much and how long we can cum
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 04:20:17 AM
:rofl

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Current research indicates that the more children a whore has, the more it becomes increasingly likely they have a gay kid.

:lol

That is 100% true.  The more children a woman has, the more likely it is they are to have a gay kid, beyond mere probability.  Google it up--a third kid is far more likely to be gay than a first kid.  Women are very poorly engineered; yet another sign that Etoilet's god and Himu's Allah do not exist.  They can't even produce equivalent genders.

TVC, you should have posted that rant in the GAF thread where Dragona banned like 42 people.


I love Dragona.  She might be my favorite GAF mod.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: demi on December 22, 2008, 04:20:32 AM
i love how this thread went from about cajole to about how much and how long we can cum

Cajole just isnt that interesting
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Himu on December 22, 2008, 04:21:57 AM
Cajole, come back! How much can you cum?!
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 04:24:22 AM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/beardavatarfm5.jpg)

If I do it once a day I can create a decent amount. But if I store it up 2-3 days it's a fountain. Especially if I'm looking at the right porn - ie a chick that actually turns me on instead of the typical pretty faces lazily working for their check
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 04:30:09 AM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/beardavatarfm5.jpg)

If I do it once a day I can create a decent amount. But if I store it up 2-3 days it's a fountain. Especially if I'm looking at the right porn - ie a chick that actually turns me on instead of the typical pretty faces lazily working for their check

I always liked Cajole and Malek with beards because they have round faces that resemble toilet seats.  It's erotic and makes me want to use their mouths as toilets.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Himu on December 22, 2008, 04:31:26 AM
:lol
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 04:32:25 AM
this is too much. i'm going to bed  :rofl

Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 04:34:27 AM
What?  Just imagine walking up to a urinal, zipping down, pulling out, looking down, and seeing this

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/beardavatarfm5.jpg)
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Himu on December 22, 2008, 04:35:57 AM
(http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/toilet.jpg)
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Beezy on December 22, 2008, 06:18:15 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 22, 2008, 07:35:55 AM
Look what he's missing :lol
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: drew on December 22, 2008, 08:38:59 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/ChrisRuss0/emotgizzpq4.gif)

add this to the eb emote collection

if that happened this place would officially become OA lite
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Tauntaun on December 22, 2008, 09:27:22 AM
(http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/toilet.jpg)

I must have that.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: patrickula on December 22, 2008, 10:59:54 AM
I just watched Speed Racer the other night.  It was surprisingly great if a bit too long.  EB was right.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 22, 2008, 11:33:16 AM
MOTHER FUCKERS! I spit coffee all over my desk, laptop, and carpet.
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Tauntaun on December 22, 2008, 11:36:11 AM
MOTHER FUCKERS! I spit coffee all over my desk, laptop, and carpet.

Imagine if that was cum.   :-*

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Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: Tauntaun on December 22, 2008, 12:33:15 PM
CajoleJuice Have you ever woken up from a long night's sleep with a shitty taste in your mouth? weird. about 5 hours ago from digsby

:lol
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: drew on December 22, 2008, 04:48:47 PM
adderall will make you shoot like a supersoaker fyi
Title: Re: where is cajole
Post by: drew on December 22, 2008, 05:19:26 PM
last time i remember guy being around was when the codwaw beta hit.  then later on i saw he only played like 1 hour of it.  figured it was depression or sum shit.  then i yank him out of #ga into #eb on election night.  methodis eventually creeps cajole (and eveyone else) out with some 4chan shit.  chat goes dead.  and he proceeds to fall of the face of the earth.

the end

I need to get some more of than :(

i just got 2 bottle full of 30 30mg capsules.  u mad?