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Title: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 12:49:50 PM: I couldn't get back to sleep until after 8. I ate a handful of ibuprofen, as is customary in the land of those with inflammation-based pain. As I sat back in bed waiting for the pills to kick in, I had no recourse other than mentally indulging in some of my most perverted overpass-related fantasies( as previously documented here (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=15240.0), here (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=15254.msg363987#msg363987), and here (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=15250.0). This time it involved Himuro.

Basically, this time I had lured Himuro into my apartment, where I repeatedly assaulted him with both violent and sexual acts. Between sessions I'd lock him in my prayer closet to go get liquor, which I would sometimes to use to set Himuro on fire. Anyway, once Himuro eventually died, I was stuck with getting rid of the body. I placed it into a 55 gallon garbage bag and started walking it to the 7-11 at the end of the block, where I would lift it into the trusty dumpster behind the store. The garbage bag ripped and Himuro poured onto the pavement, and I realized there was a better solution.

I decided to throw his naked body off the overpass, thinking that if cars knocked him around for a few hours, maybe the coroner would mistake his now-14" in circumference, severely prolapsed anus as some sort of car-related trauma. So I threw him over that overpass, naked. And then I think I thought about eating teriyaki for maybe an hour. By then the pills were starting to work a little. Now I want teriyaki. And I'm back to popping ibuprofen every 3 hours. I am hoping I could get an emergency dentist appointment before Shitty Christmas so he can give me some real actual painkillers.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: TVC15 on December 22, 2008, 01:00:18 PM: Last dose I did was 1200, and that isn't quite doing it so I will probably go up 200-400mg.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 22, 2008, 01:06:15 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 22, 2008, 12:49:50 PM
his now-14" in circumference, severely prolapsed anus as some sort of car-related trauma.

:yuck :blackhole
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Barry Egan on December 22, 2008, 01:19:49 PM: I hope you realize that a Fatwah is being set in motion just for making this thread.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: The Sceneman on December 23, 2008, 02:43:08 AM: Ive been thinking about this thread all day, its so good
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Himu on December 23, 2008, 02:45:17 AM: :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: TVC15 on December 23, 2008, 02:45:33 AM: coincidentally I just popped a half dozen more ibuprofens.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 23, 2008, 02:51:29 AM: I've been thinking about how best to lure Himuro. He's a big guy so a physical assault might be too dangerous. The best way to overcome that would be to drug him. But how? Yesterday he admitted that he's a professional dick sucker. So, put a date rape pill in your dick and let him blow you, and after he swallows it you'll be able to drag him into the basement
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Himu on December 23, 2008, 02:52:47 AM: 1. I'm not that big

2. I'm 5'6

I'm a lover, not a fighter. Just beat me up.

Okay, the professional dick sucker thing is true. :-*
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: TVC15 on December 23, 2008, 02:56:10 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 23, 2008, 02:51:29 AM
I've been thinking about how best to lure Himuro. He's a big guy so a physical assault might be too dangerous. The best way to overcome that would be to drug him. But how? Yesterday he admitted that he's a professional dick sucker. So, put a date rape pill in your dick and let him blow you, and after he swallows it you'll be able to drag him into the basement

I really don't think it would take that much work. I think Himuro would be willing for just about anything with a little bit of conversation. He's basically admitted as much. He said his hangup with me is that I'd mistreat him, but I think I could get him to look past that.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Himu on December 23, 2008, 02:57:20 AM: You'd mistreat me! I'm a sensitive flower.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: TVC15 on December 23, 2008, 02:59:05 AM: Yeah, but I wouldn't mistreat you because of relationship difficulties or fears of you whoring or anything like that. I'd beat you because that's what I'm into. And I'd do more than beat you. And again, it's only because that's what I dig, and I think if you put a little work into this relationship, you could learn to dig it, too.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 23, 2008, 03:00:43 AM: doesn't sound much different from dating a black chick. you can do it Himu
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: TVC15 on December 23, 2008, 03:02:05 AM: And between the mistreatment, I'd treat you like a prince, too.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: drew on December 23, 2008, 03:02:15 AM: if you keep popping ibuprofen like that youre going to burn a whole through your stomach
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: TVC15 on December 23, 2008, 03:05:29 AM: Quote from: Drewsy on December 23, 2008, 03:02:15 AM
dude

tvc

man

if you keep popping ibuprofen like that youre going to burn a whole through your stomach

I'm hoping I can get my dentist on the horn to prescribe something safer, but for the time being, this is it. I have an appointment to get the root canal, but it's on January 7th. And there is ice everywhere. Believe me, I want the situation rectified, but I'll do what I have to in order to avoid pain. Recent studies show that even just a small duration of pain, a few minutes, causes neuroplasticity in the brain stem and spine that is permanent, cumulative, and worrying. If you are going to be in pain for a period of days or weeks on end, it's wise to do what you can to curb it. Liver damage is, in the end, preferable to brain damage.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Himu on December 23, 2008, 03:06:23 AM: i'm trying to find that scene in blue velvet on youtube, when you first meet the antagonist and he puts on that mask and sexually assaults the chick.

also:

"HE GAVE ME HIS DISEASES!!!!!" clip would be great too

Either way, in both of those clips, I represent the lady. The guy who fucks me is TVC.

If TVC fucked me like that he would sweet daddy bear.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: TVC15 on December 23, 2008, 03:09:56 AM: It's "You put your disease in me," and Isabella says it to Kyle MacLachlan, not Dennis Hopper.

Also, I have the new 5.1 mix remaster of Blue Velvet that just came out. Do you want to come over and watch it?
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: drew on December 23, 2008, 03:10:15 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 23, 2008, 03:05:29 AM
Quote from: Drewsy on December 23, 2008, 03:02:15 AM
dude

tvc

man

what. i never said that. stop putting words in my mouth

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Himu on December 23, 2008, 03:12:26 AM: Oh right. "You put your diseases in me" is the right one. I need to rewatch that movie.

Either way, the word diseases always stuck out. I'm surprised his little girlfriend even knew what she was talking about but the look on her face is so classic.

Make a gif of her face.

I'd come over if you were closer and if you weren't snowed in by God's frozen semen.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 23, 2008, 03:14:04 AM: Are you still Muslim?
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: TVC15 on December 23, 2008, 03:14:23 AM: I'm in the middle of a P4 dungeon run. I can do some caps tomorrow or later this week. She is so awesome and naked at that point in the movie.

You ever see The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover, Himu? Lots of naked Helen Mirren.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: drew on December 23, 2008, 03:14:59 AM: i dont understand a god damn thing himuro is saying

like i should give advice about over the counter medecine.

right now im on 2 zanny bars and this adderall is starting to kick in.

my heart is going to melt
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Himu on December 23, 2008, 03:16:12 AM: Quote from: T EXP on December 23, 2008, 03:14:04 AM
Are you still Muslim?

Yeah, I should go to bed now. Get up for 6 am for morning prayer.

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 23, 2008, 03:14:23 AM
You ever see The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover, Himu? Lots of naked Helen Mirren.

Naw.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: TVC15 on December 23, 2008, 03:16:57 AM: Why would you even take xanax and adderall at the same time? That is asking for a heart attack. You know the feds did experiments with loading people with depressants and speed at the same time during MKULTRA, and the results were NOT pretty. Or pleasurable.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Himu on December 23, 2008, 03:18:38 AM: Quote from: Drewsy on December 23, 2008, 03:14:59 AM
i dont understand a god damn thing himuro is saying

like i should give advice about over the counter medecine.

right now im on 2 zanny bars and this adderall is starting to kick in.

my heart is going to melt

I hate adderall. I took it for ADD early in HS. I'm typically cheery, high in spirits, and can always use a good laugh. When I took that shit, it made evvverrrryyyyyy thing so slowwww and dullllll.

Fuck adderall. Also, I couldn't eat lunch with that shit. It totally ruined my appetite. I would eat, for pretty much 7 years (until recently) one meal a day in most cases. Even after I stopped taking adderall. It became habit.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: drew on December 23, 2008, 03:19:50 AM: iu ran out of ritalin and got bored

my theory is that amphetamines cancel everythin else out because they are so powerful
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Himu on December 23, 2008, 03:20:36 AM: i gave mupepe tons of my adderall and ritalin so his sorry mexican butt could get high
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 23, 2008, 03:20:50 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 23, 2008, 03:16:57 AM
Why would you even take xanax and adderall at the same time? That is asking for a heart attack. You know the feds did experiments with loading people with depressants and speed at the same time during MKULTRA, and the results were NOT pretty. Or pleasurable.

Speaking of government operations, what did you think of this one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_Study_of_Untreated_Syphilis_in_the_Negro_Male
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: TVC15 on December 23, 2008, 03:23:06 AM: Quote from: T EXP on December 23, 2008, 03:20:50 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 23, 2008, 03:16:57 AM
Why would you even take xanax and adderall at the same time? That is asking for a heart attack. You know the feds did experiments with loading people with depressants and speed at the same time during MKULTRA, and the results were NOT pretty. Or pleasurable.

Speaking of government operations, what did you think of this one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_Study_of_Untreated_Syphilis_in_the_Negro_Male

I am not fully educated on it. I've meant to read up on it more, I swear. There's just too much to read in the world. It's possible I know a bit more about it than I actually realize since I have read up on neurosyphilis.
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: TVC15 on December 23, 2008, 10:41:02 AM: fuck owwwww again. Ii wish I were dead
Title: Re: I woke up at 5am, my tooth in like 8/10 pain
Post by: Barry Egan on December 23, 2008, 10:49:15 AM: Himuru is basically yearning for extended homo-sadism itt. My guess is Islam has already grown drab.