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Title: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 22, 2008, 06:37:33 PM
o yea sufferers of children, are there any good quick ways to stave off a kid's urinary tract infection? i'm trapped in by snowfall, and the kid is pissing fire. i have some cranberry juice (organic, unsweetened) which i'm diluting and giving to her, plus making her piss regularly despite the wails of rage, but anything other than that what can help?

winter and snow suck and if you like this season i hope you get something herpetic.
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 22, 2008, 06:48:25 PM
my mom used to get those a lot, pretty much cranberry juice was all she used

i found this page with some home remedies which might be helpful:

http://health.howstuffworks.com/home-remedies-for-urinary-tract-infections1.htm
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 06:51:36 PM
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Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: duckman2000 on December 22, 2008, 06:59:50 PM
Cranberry juice is where it's at. That's all I know about, sorry.
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Oblivion on December 22, 2008, 07:04:07 PM
Cranberry or Apple juice I've heard work well.
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Ganhyun on December 22, 2008, 07:05:44 PM
When I got a UTI, I'd drink a shit-ton of water really quick (like 2-4 glasses) and then pee alot. Then I'd drink 2-4 more glasses. I did this until the peeing stopped hurting.  This usually cleared me up really quick, like within a few hours.
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Akala on December 22, 2008, 07:22:02 PM
Cranberry pills are also recommended, if you feel like braving a store.

Otherwise, cranberry juice overload, and doctor if it's not better in a day or so.

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Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Tabasco on December 22, 2008, 09:59:24 PM
sorry about the kid.  my first GF got the damn things all the time and used cranberry juice.

further proof god hates women
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: huckleberry on December 22, 2008, 10:08:49 PM
I have nothing to add, except to offer my sympathies. 

My 5 year old daughter wails like a banshee if she stubs her toe....hate to think of what it would be like if she had a urinary tract infection.
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Bacon on December 22, 2008, 10:13:26 PM
Tell her to piss after she has sex.
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Rman on December 22, 2008, 10:19:46 PM
Quote from: Bacon on December 22, 2008, 10:13:26 PM
Tell her to piss after she has sex.
wtf?
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Mupepe on December 22, 2008, 10:36:19 PM
the only thing I know of is cranberry juice.   :-\  Sorry about that, dude.  I saw my little girl go through the same thing.
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: duckman2000 on December 22, 2008, 10:45:26 PM
Quote from: Rman on December 22, 2008, 10:19:46 PM
Quote from: Bacon on December 22, 2008, 10:13:26 PM
Tell her to piss after she has sex.
wtf?

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Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 22, 2008, 10:57:54 PM
Quote from: Bacon on December 22, 2008, 10:13:26 PM
Tell her to piss after she has sex.

What the fuck are you thinking?
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 22, 2008, 11:06:23 PM
she's doin' okay, cranberry juice seems to help. thanks!
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 22, 2008, 11:07:16 PM
I have boys, I don't have to worry about those female problems.
 :-[

Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Vizzys on December 22, 2008, 11:13:14 PM
Quote from: duckman2000 on December 22, 2008, 10:45:26 PM
Quote from: Rman on December 22, 2008, 10:19:46 PM
Quote from: Bacon on December 22, 2008, 10:13:26 PM
Tell her to piss after she has sex.
wtf?

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Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Ganhyun on December 22, 2008, 11:16:00 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 22, 2008, 11:07:16 PM
I have boys, I don't have to worry about those female problems.
 :-[



You do realize that men can have these too right?
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 11:19:43 PM
Quote from: Ganhyun on December 22, 2008, 11:16:00 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 22, 2008, 11:07:16 PM
I have boys, I don't have to worry about those female problems.
 :-[



You do realize that men can have these too right?

Yea but it's not as common. Females got the short end of the evolution stick
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 22, 2008, 11:22:14 PM
Quote from: Ganhyun on December 22, 2008, 11:16:00 PM
You do realize that men can have these too right?

More common in females though, right? I've never met a guy that had it ... but tons of girls.



Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 22, 2008, 11:23:23 PM
Isn't this caused by whipping back to front?  Have you taught her proper toilet procedure Drinky?  smh. 
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 22, 2008, 11:25:55 PM
it's caused by a lot of things, clown -- in this case, wanting to play outside for hours and holding all the pee in. and yes, my wife has taught her the proper wiping procedure. thankfully, you will never have the opportunity to be a parent, unless tvc finds a way to make your second asshole fertile.
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 22, 2008, 11:52:02 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on December 22, 2008, 11:25:55 PM
thankfully, you will never have the opportunity to be a parent, unless tvc finds a way to make your second asshole fertile.

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: TVC15 on December 23, 2008, 12:01:19 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2008, 11:19:43 PM
Quote from: Ganhyun on December 22, 2008, 11:16:00 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 22, 2008, 11:07:16 PM
I have boys, I don't have to worry about those female problems.
 :-[



You do realize that men can have these too right?

Yea but it's not as common. Females got the short end of the evolution stick

In this case, possibly, but females also got lucky in some ways, not that they'd ever let you know it.  Despite how much they bitch about how bad they have it because of like breast cancer, men are still far more likely to get cancer.  I think it's like 1 in 3 will get cancer in their lives whereas 1 in 2 men will get it.
Title: Re: parent-bore: urinary tract infections?
Post by: Bacchus7 on December 23, 2008, 12:08:33 AM
I've caught a couple of these, and it was miserable. For some reason, I had never heard about the cranberry trick at this time so it took a good four days to clear up. The next time I had it I knew about it, and it cleared up relatively quickly.