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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eric P on December 29, 2008, 11:35:54 AM

Title: improbable porn encounters
Post by: Eric P on December 29, 2008, 11:35:54 AM
why do we always see variations of pizza guy/ broke woman or plumber/ broke woman or cop / broke woman.

beyond the nascent issues inherent in the class dynamics of working class dominant male figure and middle class or above submissive in the female figure, what's more disturbing is if we examine the offering of sexual favors in lieu of financial recompense for labor done, which cheapens the labor but also monetizes the act of sexual congress but does so with wildly varying rates. (i won't even attempt to list "going rates" comparable to things like gallon of milk, loaf of bread, eggs, is the standards for economic consumer management).

so why can we not have equals or more dynamic compensation?

for example:


"I'm sorry Chrysler, we don't have any additional money for a bailout but i think i have something your stakeholders may enjoy"  Cue Porn Music

"i'm sorry, mr homeless guy, i don't have a roll of quarters, but i am happy to see you" Cue Porn Music

"i'm sorry, planned parenthood, i can't afford my abortion but i have something else which may interest you" Cue Porn Music
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2008, 11:45:04 AM
"I'm sorry we can't give you TWO HUNNERD for your Gamecube sir, but maybe there is something we can give you..."
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: Eric P on December 29, 2008, 11:53:34 AM
"i'm sorry, England, but we don't believe in taxation without representation but rather than rebel..."  cue porn music
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: Robo on December 29, 2008, 12:03:02 PM
"I'm sorry, I can't get the evilbore server back up right now, but I do have something else up that you may be interested in..."
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: Eric P on December 29, 2008, 12:08:13 PM
"it help desk, have you tried turning me off then turning me back on?"
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 29, 2008, 12:10:29 PM
"I'm sorry you didn't like the Wii your Grandma got you for Christmas, but maybe there's something else we can waggle..."



(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/12/heath_wii.jpg)


(http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/bcee9e8841_wii_12272008.jpg)
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: Diunx on December 29, 2008, 12:11:55 PM
"I'm sorry prostitute I don't have enough money to pay the anal sex we just had, but there is something else I can pay you with..."
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: Eric P on December 29, 2008, 12:12:29 PM
"i'm sorry, mario.  your princess is in another castle..."
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 29, 2008, 03:10:38 PM
I'm sorry Jinfash ruined your thread, but maybe this might cheer you up, Eric P... [cue porn music]

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm talking about my penis :shh
[close]
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: Tauntaun on December 29, 2008, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: Willco on December 29, 2008, 03:10:38 PM
I'm sorry Jinfash ruined your thread, but maybe this might cheer you up, Eric P... [cue porn music]

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm talking about my penis :shh
[close]

And not just any penis...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Jew penis.  :dradle
[close]
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 29, 2008, 04:20:55 PM
I remember a porno in which a female client, unable to pay her lawyer, fucked him on his desk. I don't see what's wrong with that.  :D

If, in the future, any Bar associations are reading this message, KIDDING!
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: Oblivion on December 29, 2008, 04:31:09 PM
Quote from: Eric P on December 29, 2008, 12:12:29 PM
"i'm sorry, mario.  your princess is in another castle, but just so you don't go away empty handed..." *cue porn music*

Fixed.
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 29, 2008, 04:31:21 PM
Willco, Oblivion and 1 Guests are viewing this topic.

Busted!
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2008, 07:01:45 PM
Quote from: Kosma on December 29, 2008, 06:33:25 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2008, 11:45:04 AM
"I'm sorry we can't give you TWO HUNNERD for your Gamecube sir, but maybe there is something we can give you..."

But that guy said you'd give me TWENNY

Prole promised TWENNY but he can really only give TWELVE....inches.
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on December 29, 2008, 08:49:25 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on December 29, 2008, 12:53:08 PM
"I'm sorry that your mom and dad died a tragic death in that fire timmy. Speaking of fires *zip* put this one out..."
:-* :nsfw:rofl
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 29, 2008, 09:06:15 PM
merge with uncharted thread plz
Title: Re: improbable porn encounters
Post by: chronovore on December 30, 2008, 12:45:37 AM
At the TSA security check at LAX: "Honest to god, I had no idea that 24" double-enders were on the no-fly list."

TSA guy: "Well, it's technically a jelly."