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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: border on December 30, 2008, 07:42:13 PM

Title: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: border on December 30, 2008, 07:42:13 PM
http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/speculation-about-microsoft-cutbacks-heats/story.aspx?guid={00A0555E-2724-49E4-AA3C-B2FAEA98805B}&siteid=yhoof

I wasn't aware things were really that bad for MS.  Though maybe this is just some out-of-control blogger BS that Marketwatch picked up on....I doubt they would have run the story based entirely on some anonymous web postings (though that's what it looks like they did :/)

I forget how many here get their checks signed by Uncle Bill, but best of luck to you all.  Hopefully they will just fire the employees that suck (Rare plz).
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 30, 2008, 08:24:51 PM
it's straight-up rumormongering based on this blog: minimsft.blogspot.com
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Fragamemnon on December 30, 2008, 08:32:22 PM
I think the permanent MS employees only really need to worry if A) their performance reviews have sucked or B) the contractors have already been dismissed, for they are the canaries in the modern coal mine. My understanding is that for a good swath of the industry B) hasn't happened yet in most of the big software houses.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 30, 2008, 08:43:37 PM
haha, I was just reading the minimsft entries on this a couple hours ago.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: drozmight on December 30, 2008, 08:43:54 PM
The gallows were built over Christmas.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 30, 2008, 08:45:19 PM
minimsft is a shithole of screeching post-libertarian ex-softies with an axe to grind and bitter ten-percenters who feel underappreciated despite their general incompetence. oh, and the trolls trying to tank the stock.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Bocsius on December 30, 2008, 08:46:54 PM
That about wraps it up for the Xbox division. Oh well, I guess it was time to get a Blu Ray player anyway.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 30, 2008, 08:48:03 PM
i got quite a few friends in e&d who don't seem too concerned
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 30, 2008, 08:49:44 PM
Quote
minimsft is a shithole of screeching post-libertarian ex-softies with an axe to grind and bitter ten-percenters who feel underappreciated despite their general incompetence. oh, and the trolls trying to tank the stock.

despite never having worked for MS I somehow identify with all those, which is why I read it I guess

also "redmond, gaea" is an anagram for armageddon, coincidence?
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 30, 2008, 08:53:24 PM
you were never anything resembling libertarian, and you just feel unappreciated period -- i sorely doubt you're actually incompetent -- so don't play that way
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Eric P on December 30, 2008, 08:55:54 PM
you were never anything resembling libertarian, and you just feel unappreciated period -- i sorely doubt you're actually incompetent -- so don't play that way

pwned with compliments.

amazingly adept our prole is.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: border on December 30, 2008, 08:58:17 PM
minimsft is a shithole of screeching post-libertarian ex-softies with an axe to grind and bitter ten-percenters who feel underappreciated despite their general incompetence. oh, and the trolls trying to tank the stock.

Well like I said I'd assumed that Marketwatch would have done some due dilligence before running this story, corroborating it with more reliable sources.  Certainly a finance media outlet of that size has some standards (?).

If MS hasn't fired all their contractors yet I don't think the hammer is gonna come down too quickly (if at all).
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 30, 2008, 09:18:13 PM
hysteria gets the hits. trouble is, the indian times and some other blogs ran with stories based entirely on the blog comments, and that only gave it momentum.


nobody who is in a position to know about layoffs would share it on minimsft.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 30, 2008, 10:03:12 PM
It would not make sense for MS to make layoffs since they just initiated a multibillion dollar stock repurchase just a few months ago. Crazier things have happened I suppose
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 30, 2008, 10:17:12 PM
in this case, frag is pretty close to the truth.

actually, this post says it:

Quote from: minimsft comments
This really isn’t much different from 2002-2003...

I suspect we will again see no or very little bonus for average performers (low performers already don’t get a bonus), stock grants probably fairly low as well other than for top 20% and re-org driven RIF's combined with extended hiring ramps... pretty typical so am not sure what the hype is all about this time.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: border on January 22, 2009, 11:55:12 AM
Not as bad as rumored, but cuts are here.  I guess nobody is recession-proof.  I dunno if this is a necessary cut, or just a sacrifice to satisfy the gods of Wall Street.  No more merit-based pay raises either, so at least there's no penalty for slacking off -- I estimate a 9% increase in total Evilbore posts.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090122/ap_on_bi_ge/earns_microsoft

Microsoft says it will slash 5,000 jobs over the next 18 months as it reported an 11 percent drop in second-quarter profit.

The software giant said Thursday the moves were driven by deteriorating global economic conditions and lower client revenue, resulting from weakness in the PC market and a shift to lower-priced notebook models.

The Redmond, Wash.-based company says profit slipped to $4.17 billion, or 47 cents per share, from year-ago earnings of $4.71 billion, or 50 cents per share.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: dammitmattt on January 22, 2009, 11:57:20 AM
Not as bad as rumored, but cuts are here.  I guess nobody is recession-proof.  I dunno if this is a necessary cut, or just a sacrifice to satisfy the gods of Wall Street.

I'll go with option B
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 22, 2009, 12:45:04 PM
5000 jobs over 18 months sounds like mostly attrition to me.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Eric P on January 22, 2009, 12:47:09 PM
redmondgeddon

Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2009, 12:48:33 PM
5000 jobs over 18 months sounds like mostly attrition to me.

Is it in this economic climate? MS has a young workforce, so wouldn't most of the attrition normally result from people quitting and going somewhere else?
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 22, 2009, 12:51:53 PM
Yea, I was going to edit that remark. It will still be a lot of real jobs lost. What's that, about 250 every month?
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: drozmight on January 22, 2009, 02:56:02 PM
Hmm... this is not good.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 22, 2009, 03:19:01 PM
MAF  :'(
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Enl on January 22, 2009, 03:34:45 PM
MAF  :'(
Next in the news: Mass EvilBore layoffs.  :-X
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 22, 2009, 04:23:43 PM
maf and tvc are okay.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2009, 05:56:06 PM
We will be letting go of 200 members a month due to strain on hardware.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2009, 05:59:35 PM
We will be letting go of 200 members a month due to strain on hardware.

Active members? If so, come February there will be no new posts.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Eric P on January 22, 2009, 05:59:43 PM
We will be letting go of 200 members a month due to strain on hardware.

i have a list of people i've been keeping just for this instance
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Purple Filth on January 23, 2009, 07:05:29 AM
Yea, I was going to edit that remark. It will still be a lot of real jobs lost. What's that, about 250 every month?


They cut 1400 already on the day of announcement (basically yesterday). Hearing that cut was mostly from the entertainment division (members of GamescoreBlog that got shut down, etc)
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 23, 2009, 07:24:45 AM
maf and tvc are okay.
And what of our other resident MS employee?
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Ninja on January 23, 2009, 08:26:36 AM
I guy I know was laid-off by MS yesterday. It sucks. He was on the train simulator team.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Purple Filth on January 23, 2009, 08:31:37 AM
Microsoft says it will slash 5,000 jobs over the next 18 months as it reported an 11 percent drop in second-quarter profit.

The software giant said Thursday the moves were driven by deteriorating global economic conditions and lower client revenue, resulting from weakness in the PC market and a shift to lower-priced notebook models.

The Redmond, Wash.-based company says profit slipped to $4.17 billion, or 47 cents per share, from year-ago earnings of $4.71 billion, or 50 cents per share.


Some fuckers need to get strung up by the nipples for this shit. A company that made a quarterly profit of $4.17 billion is cutting jobs?

Opportunity to cut some fat i guess and with these times people wont demonize as much.
I guy I know was laid-off by MS yesterday. It sucks. He was on the train simulator team.

looks like its making the news now.

http://www.gamasutra.com/php-bin/news_index.php?story=21981
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: TVC15 on January 23, 2009, 12:35:24 PM
Microsoft says it will slash 5,000 jobs over the next 18 months as it reported an 11 percent drop in second-quarter profit.

The software giant said Thursday the moves were driven by deteriorating global economic conditions and lower client revenue, resulting from weakness in the PC market and a shift to lower-priced notebook models.

The Redmond, Wash.-based company says profit slipped to $4.17 billion, or 47 cents per share, from year-ago earnings of $4.71 billion, or 50 cents per share.


Some fuckers need to get strung up by the nipples for this shit. A company that made a quarterly profit of $4.17 billion is cutting jobs?

This is supposed to be a "preparing for the upcoming shitty year" cut.  It's only going to get worse from here on out.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Fragamemnon on January 23, 2009, 03:53:28 PM
Yeah, might be rocky times ahead for MS. They stopped giving earnings forecasts too, which means they really aren't sure where they are heading.

One of the more interesting aspects about the losses is a reference to netbooks that I heard on NPR-apparently the growing popularity of the machines is causing a real pinch for Microsoft since they really can't go and demand that Acer or Asus pay out a full cost for an OEM license for such an inexpensive machine.  Though I think the obvious answer is that lower than expected business adoption of Vista and delaying of projects that use big-bucks MS software to run, mixed with slumping consumer demand for new PCs, is hurting them more than anything else.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: demi on January 23, 2009, 03:55:20 PM
Hopefully they cut the Songsmith assholes.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: TVC15 on January 23, 2009, 03:59:44 PM
One of the more interesting aspects about the losses is a reference to netbooks that I heard on NPR-apparently the growing popularity of the machines is causing a real pinch for Microsoft since they really can't go and demand that Acer or Asus pay out a full cost for an OEM license for such an inexpensive machine.  Though I think the obvious answer is that lower than expected business adoption of Vista and delaying of projects that use big-bucks MS software to run, mixed with slumping consumer demand for new PCs, is hurting them more than anything else.

Well, don't forget that MS basically lengthened the availability of XP due to the netbook explizosion.  MS apparently now has 80% of the netbook market, and Win7 has been developed with that market in mind, too.

It's kind of a bummer.  Win7 is shaping up to be pretty great, but at this point, even the OS of the Gods wouldn't be able to compete with the collapsing world economy.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Tauntaun on January 23, 2009, 04:14:53 PM
One of the more interesting aspects about the losses is a reference to netbooks that I heard on NPR-apparently the growing popularity of the machines is causing a real pinch for Microsoft since they really can't go and demand that Acer or Asus pay out a full cost for an OEM license for such an inexpensive machine.  Though I think the obvious answer is that lower than expected business adoption of Vista and delaying of projects that use big-bucks MS software to run, mixed with slumping consumer demand for new PCs, is hurting them more than anything else.

Well, don't forget that MS basically lengthened the availability of XP due to the netbook explizosion.  MS apparently now has 80% of the netbook market, and Win7 has been developed with that market in mind, too.

It's kind of a bummer.  Win7 is shaping up to be pretty great, but at this point, even the OS of the Gods wouldn't be able to compete with the collapsing world economy.

I'm going to get Win7, been waiting for it ever since I heard about it.  :hyper
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Brehvolution on January 23, 2009, 04:56:57 PM
We've been giving MS a ton of money so far this year at work. So far, as of the first of the year, we bought at least 8 2008 Server licenses and 12 Office 2007 Enterprise licenses. 2 Dell T5400's with 3.33ghz xeons and Vista 64 business, 1 Dell  Latitude E6500 with Vista 64 Business.

There is an offer on the table to move to Exchange 2007 with 125 users.

We're still in January.  :american
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 23, 2009, 05:02:26 PM
i think the biggest shocker is that there were people who were unaware of how bad the economy actually is. how nice it must be to live in a bubble!

"why are people getting laid off when the sector is largely profitable"

"have you read the business section of a newspaper lately?"

"no i only read code/gadget/movie/videogame/anime forums and play wow"

"well i told you it was dire four months ago"

"yeah but i look out the window of my apartment and i don't see any mad max shit"

<facepalm>
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Oblivion on January 23, 2009, 05:12:33 PM
I really should check out Mad Max, at the very least to get all the references.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Tauntaun on January 23, 2009, 05:18:21 PM
i think the biggest shocker is that there were people who were unaware of how bad the economy actually is. how nice it must be to live in a bubble!

"why are people getting laid off when the sector is largely profitable"

"have you read the business section of a newspaper lately?"

"no i only read code/gadget/movie/videogame/anime forums and play wow"

"well i told you it was dire four months ago"

"yeah but i look out the window of my apartment and i don't see any mad max shit"

<facepalm>

:rofl  That reads like a Megatokyo strip.
Title: Re: Microsoft about to cut 15,000 jobs? January 15th Redmond Armageddon?
Post by: Snuflupagulus on January 23, 2009, 05:35:26 PM
So, how rough has it been for contractors?  My brother-in-law has a friend who works at MS who used to state, "You'll know it's bad if the contractors are gone."  'Course, that never really happened.  Though, I suppose to make way for those beached, it has.  That can't be good.  Isn't Google also in a lull in Kirkland or Fremont or wherever they are?  I heard they've slowed down their machinations quite a bit.  Amazon?

I was back in Seattle over the winter holiday.  Anecdotally, you could tell it was bad because driving through Fife, the Mini dealership had cars overflowing the lot.  When my sister bought hers a year ago, you had to order to get a new one.  And then wait.  Not so much anymore.