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Title: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 31, 2008, 03:06:14 PM: Good riddance
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 31, 2008, 03:07:10 PM: Wasn't that bad on my end, but 2009 is going to rock for sure.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Reb on December 31, 2008, 03:08:01 PM: Best year in years for me personally.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 31, 2008, 03:11:31 PM: I got married this year, but I was also unemployed the entire year. Overall it sucked, at least the games were good
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: cool breeze on December 31, 2008, 03:21:56 PM: 2008 for me will be remembered as the year I barely slept
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 31, 2008, 03:25:32 PM: Yeah, I think I averaged about 5 hours of sleep a night max this year

Just one of many reasons why I don't like 2008
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Bocsius on December 31, 2008, 03:25:49 PM: Wasn't so bad personally.

But 2009 :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 03:26:15 PM: Obama :american
Closer to graduation :tophat
Built a computer :zzz
Fun summer :teehee

not a bad year
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Oblivion on December 31, 2008, 03:34:00 PM: Hmm, let's see:

-Started off the year in a fuck awesome new apartment (the best one I've ever had in terms of nearly everything)
-During the same time, I also had a fuck awesome job that was going really well.
-March rolls around and due to some shitty circumstances, I had to find a new place, and move into one of the worst areas in all of Los Angeles. Had to walk home looking behind my back everyday for nearly two months straight.
-Also around the same time, the kickass job I had seemed to have slowed down as far as new projects went, and since I was a contractor, I had to start looking at other places.
-I get reunited with my ridiculously rich aunt who I hadn't seen in like 3 years straight. Things start to look up as far as my financial situation goes. Sadly, doesn't turn out to be the case.
-I moved again twice over the course of the Summer, each new place being infinitely better than the dump I was in before, so that was nice.
-I get lucky and manage to a get a real full time job during that same time.
-I move to a new place in October with a cool roomate, in a fairly convenient area, and is just overall more than adequate.

Well, really the year hasn't been as bad as I thought aside from the horrendous 2 months earlier on.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Diunx on December 31, 2008, 03:43:43 PM: Tonight I'm gonna try to get drunk enough to forget it.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Himu on December 31, 2008, 03:45:40 PM: It was an okay year. 2006 was my crappy year.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on December 31, 2008, 03:46:54 PM: 90s > 00s
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 31, 2008, 03:49:24 PM: Quote from: Himuro on December 31, 2008, 03:45:40 PM
It was an okay year. 2006 was my crappy year.

2003 was my worst year. 2000 and 2001 were my favorite years by far.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on December 31, 2008, 03:50:07 PM: Everything went downhill after 9/11
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Brehvolution on December 31, 2008, 03:58:17 PM: Other than Obama getting elected, 2008 can lick my taint.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2008, 04:24:50 PM: Hellish year
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 31, 2008, 04:28:57 PM: Fuck this year, I want my mom back :'(

Only one good thing came out of this year a great job at Yahoo! and that is gonna end here once I leave for the day. :(

I just hope 09 has some better things in store for me and my loved ones. If anything I'd take better health over money and crap.

Now how to figure out how to pay 13k in medical debt with no credit or anything coming in.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Beezy on December 31, 2008, 04:36:02 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero on December 31, 2008, 03:58:17 PM
Other than Obama getting elected, 2008 can lick my taint.
agreed
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on December 31, 2008, 04:39:29 PM: Obama excitement nullified:

"If somebody was sending rockets into my house where my two daughters sleep at night, I'm going to do everything in my power to stop that," Obama said. "And I would expect Israelis to do the same thing."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/12/27/AR2008122700962.html

It just hit me that he's never actually done anything.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 31, 2008, 04:42:35 PM: Obama is far more qualified than McCain but he's no magical, miracle person. People expecting revolutionary change from him are kidding themselves. Although it will seem revolutionary compared to the eight years of bumbling incompetency, butt buddy relationships with interest groups, and eternal FUD we just got through.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: drew on December 31, 2008, 05:06:35 PM: eh, 2008 was probably the best year for me personally since 2005
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 31, 2008, 05:07:17 PM: 2008 was the most boring year of my life. Not bad, not good. It just happened. 2009 promises to be interesting since I graduate.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: siamesedreamer on December 31, 2008, 05:11:11 PM: It was a pretty bad year all around. Could have been worse (like if I was more heavily invested in the markets).

But, I've had about 4 straight years of sucktitude and unimaginable bad luck. So it was pretty much par for the course.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Tucah on December 31, 2008, 05:53:03 PM: Was an okay year for me. Peaked around October, then went straight downhill with a terrible November and December. I really hope 2009 is better :-\
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Rman on December 31, 2008, 06:38:30 PM: Sucked.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 31, 2008, 06:55:17 PM: 2008 sucked balls

Better than 2007 though... I guess? At least in 2007 I could pretend my degree would be worth something and my investments weren't worth shit.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 31, 2008, 06:59:58 PM: Every year you see me, that's the worst year of my life.

My interactions with the opposite sex have gotten more pathetic every year for 6 straight years.

And that's impressive, considering how I embarrassed myself in 2007.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: xnikki118x on December 31, 2008, 07:07:39 PM: I still don't have a decent job so I feel like 2008 was a total bust, but at the same time, I graduated from college and got engaged. Both of those were awesome.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: drew on December 31, 2008, 07:08:51 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 31, 2008, 06:59:58 PM
My interactions with the opposite sex have gotten more pathetic every year for 6 straight years.

u still a virgin?
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 31, 2008, 07:10:38 PM: Quote from: xnikki118x on December 31, 2008, 07:07:39 PM
I still don't have a decent job so I feel like 2008 was a total bust, but at the same time, I graduated from college and got engaged. Both of those were awesome.

Haha, did I post this?
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 31, 2008, 07:12:20 PM: Crappy year. That's at least fourteen in a row. :( :'(
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 31, 2008, 07:12:54 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 31, 2008, 06:59:58 PM
Every year you see me, that's the worst year of my life.

My interactions with the opposite sex have gotten more pathetic every year for 6 straight years.

And that's impressive, considering how I embarrassed myself in 2007.

We should go gay by 2012.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 31, 2008, 07:14:54 PM: Shit year .. worst since 1998.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 31, 2008, 07:15:53 PM: Quote from: Drewsy on December 31, 2008, 07:08:51 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 31, 2008, 06:59:58 PM
My interactions with the opposite sex have gotten more pathetic every year for 6 straight years.

u still a virgin?

i'm not even going to dignify this with an answer

wanna make a pact, malek? :-*
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 07:19:47 PM: Cajole how do you live in NY and still manage to be a virgin. That makes NO sense; my state gives me an excuse.

You're young, you make good money, you go to bars...wtf you can't find some middle aged carrot colored woman to fuck?
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 31, 2008, 07:20:16 PM: it's more a neurosis at this point
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 31, 2008, 07:20:43 PM: Virgins unite

high fives all around
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 07:21:44 PM: I got this email earlier today, you might want to respond

Quote
From your post you seem very interesting so i thought i'd break the ice.I'm 21 years old and single again. I recently got out of a long term relationship and I have totally forgotten how to date. I'm not looking for anything serious right off the bat but I would like to go on casual dates again and get to know people, if it turns into something more then no problems. I'm somewhat shy, a bit eccentric and I can be very blunt. I wear t-shirts, play video games, have a WOW account,watch anime, and I love pizza and sushi. Hey if you want to meet up tonight and chat check out my photos and profile on http://datingworld.says.it my screenname is sam21bunny let me know what time you would like me to get o so we can chat..later tonight
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Barry Egan on December 31, 2008, 07:22:00 PM: I diagnosed my father with Narcissistic Personality Disorder this year. It's pretty fucking bitter-sweet because it means that I've lost my father, but my life is starting to actually make sense.

Overall shit year though, in a number of ways. :'(
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: drew on December 31, 2008, 07:22:43 PM: so thats a yes

mhm

edit: hahahahahaha
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 31, 2008, 07:23:05 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 07:21:44 PM
I got this email earlier today, you might want to respond

Quote
From your post you seem very interesting so i thought i'd break the ice.I'm 21 years old and single again. I recently got out of a long term relationship and I have totally forgotten how to date. I'm not looking for anything serious right off the bat but I would like to go on casual dates again and get to know people, if it turns into something more then no problems. I'm somewhat shy, a bit eccentric and I can be very blunt. I wear t-shirts, play video games, have a WOW account,watch anime, and I love pizza and sushi. Hey if you want to meet up tonight and chat check out my photos and profile on http://datingworld.says.it my screenname is sam21bunny let me know what time you would like me to get o so we can chat..later tonight

wouldn't that girl live in MI

i saw the laughing drewsy, no need to edit
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 07:24:01 PM: smh cajole, smh
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 31, 2008, 07:24:42 PM: fine, i'll click, i bet it's cheeseburger porn
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 31, 2008, 07:24:52 PM: I remember when I was a virgin (17 yrs old), I used to get so nervous I would vomit in my mouth when I knew there was a chance to get laid. So, I would rush to bathroom, brush my teeth .. and gargle mouthwash .. come back to bed and then make another feeble attempt at sex. Vomit in mouth and do it again. What a disaster.

Thank god, I found a slutty girl later that year that raped me. I never would have done it by myself.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: drew on December 31, 2008, 07:28:15 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 31, 2008, 07:24:52 PM
I remember when I was a virgin (17 yrs old), I used to get so nervous I would vomit in my mouth when I knew there was a chance to get laid. So, I would rush to bathroom, brush my teeth .. and gargle mouthwash .. come back to bed and then make another feeble attempt at sex. Vomit in mouth and do it again. What a disaster.

Thank god, I found a slutty girl later that year that raped me. I never would have done it by myself.

:lol

jesus christ
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 31, 2008, 07:28:44 PM: my stomach hurts when i just think about it

but wow :lol
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: cool breeze on December 31, 2008, 07:29:27 PM: just lower your standards, bang and ugly chick, feel good about yourself, then move on up
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on December 31, 2008, 07:30:32 PM: Quote from: T EXP on December 31, 2008, 03:06:14 PM
Good riddance
Hear, hear.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 31, 2008, 07:31:10 PM: Meh, at least I go out on New Years to hang out with girls

*looks at PD's facebook status*
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: tiesto on December 31, 2008, 07:31:57 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
Cajole how do you live in NY and still manage to be a virgin. That makes NO sense; my state gives me an excuse.

You're young, you make good money, you go to bars...wtf you can't find some middle aged carrot colored woman to fuck?

Many girls in the tri-state area have a much higher sense of entitlement... a 5 in NYC acts like an 8 or a 9 and expects to be dating/screwing such.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 31, 2008, 07:32:29 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
Cajole how do you live in NY and still manage to be a virgin.

hey i live in new york too

all of new york isn't parties and hot bitches.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: xnikki118x on December 31, 2008, 07:35:07 PM: Quote from: AdmiralViscen on December 31, 2008, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: xnikki118x on December 31, 2008, 07:07:39 PM
I still don't have a decent job so I feel like 2008 was a total bust, but at the same time, I graduated from college and got engaged. Both of those were awesome.

Haha, did I post this?

:D :D
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 31, 2008, 07:39:51 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 31, 2008, 07:14:54 PM
Shit year .. worst since 1998.

I didn't realize the death of George Wallace hurt you that much.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I apologize. That was low.
[close]

Quote from: swaggaz on December 31, 2008, 07:29:27 PM
just lower your standards, bang and ugly chick, feel good about yourself, then move on up

I banged some ugly chicks earlier in the decade; I didn't really feel better, and certainly never moved on up. :gloomy
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: tiesto on December 31, 2008, 07:42:00 PM: Quote from: swaggaz on December 31, 2008, 07:29:27 PM
just lower your standards, bang and ugly chick, feel good about yourself, then move on up

Banging chubby/ugly girls may give you a temporary sense of relief but it's not recommended to help your self-esteem. Go out, man up, practice practice practice - talk to as many girls as possible.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: cool breeze on December 31, 2008, 07:43:06 PM: damn, that was my back up plan. well, if things really get too bad I can always grow out my beard and go bear.

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 31, 2008, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
Cajole how do you live in NY and still manage to be a virgin.

hey i live in new york too

all of new york isn't parties and hot bitches.

Not according to Seinfeld
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: drew on December 31, 2008, 07:46:43 PM: Quote from: Night Man on December 31, 2008, 07:39:51 PM
I banged some ugly chicks earlier in the decade; I didn't really feel better, and certainly never moved on up. :gloomy

:rofl
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 31, 2008, 07:47:58 PM: not all of new york is new york city :maf
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 31, 2008, 07:51:58 PM: where do you live fistful?

and i've decent chicks interested in me before, that's not really the issue

we can get off this topic now, it's always pointless. i was just stating the facts.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 31, 2008, 07:58:05 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 31, 2008, 07:24:52 PM
I remember when I was a virgin (17 yrs old), I used to get so nervous I would vomit in my mouth when I knew there was a chance to get laid. So, I would rush to bathroom, brush my teeth .. and gargle mouthwash .. come back to bed and then make another feeble attempt at sex. Vomit in mouth and do it again. What a disaster.

Thank god, I found a slutty girl later that year that raped me. I never would have done it by myself.

:rofl Best ToxicAdam post ever.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Beezy on December 31, 2008, 08:24:50 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
Cajole how do you live in NY and still manage to be a virgin. That makes NO sense; my state gives me an excuse.

You've said this to me before too me PD. It's not that simple.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 09:54:35 PM: Quote from: Beezy on December 31, 2008, 08:24:50 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
Cajole how do you live in NY and still manage to be a virgin. That makes NO sense; my state gives me an excuse.

You've said this to me before too me PD. It's not that simple.

It's even simpler for you. Chicken heads son, chicken heads
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on December 31, 2008, 10:26:12 PM: Quote from: Yola on December 31, 2008, 07:58:05 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 31, 2008, 07:24:52 PM
I remember when I was a virgin (17 yrs old), I used to get so nervous I would vomit in my mouth when I knew there was a chance to get laid. So, I would rush to bathroom, brush my teeth .. and gargle mouthwash .. come back to bed and then make another feeble attempt at sex. Vomit in mouth and do it again. What a disaster.

Thank god, I found a slutty girl later that year that raped me. I never would have done it by myself.

:rofl Best ToxicAdam post ever.
There was a reason why I came back to this thread. :D
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on December 31, 2008, 11:07:17 PM: So, what was everyone's last purchase of 2008?

I got the SOCOM Confrontation/ Bluetooth headset bundle (hey, it was an extra $10...), and some lunch at an awesome bar in Jupiter. :-*
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 31, 2008, 11:33:28 PM: I bought some McDonald's since I haven't had it in a couple of months. An hour later, I have to run to the bathroom. The taste of everything I had (Big Mac and fries) is just weird.

For me:

2001 > 2000 > 2005 > 2002 > 2004 > 2006 > 2007 > 2008 > 2003

Here's hoping 2009 doesn't suck.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: xnikki118x on December 31, 2008, 11:59:00 PM: Quote from: T EXP on December 31, 2008, 11:33:28 PM
I bought some McDonald's since I haven't had it in a couple of months. An hour later, I have to run to the bathroom. The taste of everything I had (Big Mac and fries) is just weird.

For me:

2001 > 2000 > 2005 > 2002 > 2004 > 2006 > 2007 > 2008 > 2003

Here's hoping 2009 doesn't suck.

Is it bad that I don't remember enough about those years to decide which ones were better? Hah.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Crushed on January 01, 2009, 12:03:54 AM: 2009 is already failing to deliver. Crap year? Seems so.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: cool breeze on January 01, 2009, 12:08:21 AM: I'm already tired of 2009
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Beezy on January 01, 2009, 12:10:10 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 09:54:35 PM
Quote from: Beezy on December 31, 2008, 08:24:50 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
Cajole how do you live in NY and still manage to be a virgin. That makes NO sense; my state gives me an excuse.

You've said this to me before too me PD. It's not that simple.

It's even simpler for you. Chicken heads son, chicken heads
Who the fuck wants a chicken head? smh
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 01, 2009, 12:14:13 AM: I didn't think anyone said chicken heads anymore. Heh scrubs.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM: Anyone had sex yet in 2009?
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2009, 12:27:33 AM: Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM
Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

Not me. 2009 is already identical to the last four.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: demi on January 01, 2009, 12:32:42 AM: Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM
Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

I jerked off into a condom if that counts
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2009, 12:34:56 AM: Quote from: demi on January 01, 2009, 12:32:42 AM
Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM
Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

I jerked off into a condom if that counts

I'll count it because that's further than I'll get all year.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:11:38 AM: i just deleted all my porn
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: cool breeze on January 01, 2009, 01:12:46 AM: elaborate
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 01, 2009, 01:14:09 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:11:38 AM
i just deleted all my porn

Good for you, streaming is the way to go.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:15:23 AM: it's barely streaming when you have to wait anyway because your internet connection isn't fast enough

no i'm done in general with it
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: demi on January 01, 2009, 01:28:46 AM: Ok Cajole
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 01, 2009, 01:34:55 AM: got laid
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2009, 01:41:38 AM: Congrats.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
die in a fire
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Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: jiji on January 01, 2009, 01:41:57 AM: Discovered photography as a way to get out of my rut and waste less time/energy on games, and I'm much happier for it. That makes the year worthwhile for me, though I still haven't got my ass out of my low-effort, low-pay, very secure job. Resolutions: change jobs, slim down, move.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Beezy on January 01, 2009, 03:00:17 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:15:23 AM
no i'm done in general with it
I give you 2 weeks, a month tops.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: drew on January 01, 2009, 03:02:51 AM: Quote from: BrandNew on January 01, 2009, 01:34:55 AM
got laid

nope

you didnt
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 01, 2009, 03:21:00 AM: Yeah, you're right
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: xnikki118x on January 01, 2009, 04:08:20 AM: Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM
Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

Not yet. He was too tired. :(

That was like 2 hours ago, lol at me still being awake.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 01, 2009, 06:11:03 AM: Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM
Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

Yep. 2009 am better than mega shitty 2008 confirmed. The last half of this decade just kind of sucked in general.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: elektrikluv on January 01, 2009, 06:23:49 AM: Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM
Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

not yet, we got in and I fell asleep instantly
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Diunx on January 01, 2009, 08:05:42 AM: I got some today :pimp 2009 started pretty awesome, right now I'm eating a mcmuffin and deciding if I should sleep or just stay awake.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Jansen on January 01, 2009, 08:59:14 AM: i had three kidney stone removals last year

good riddance to '08
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:27:04 PM: Quote from: elektrikluv on January 01, 2009, 06:23:49 AM
Quote from: siamesedreamer on January 01, 2009, 12:25:02 AM
Anyone had sex yet in 2009?

not yet, we got in and I fell asleep instantly

are you still with that dude from GAF? :lol
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: elektrikluv on January 01, 2009, 01:29:07 PM: Um he's not just a 'dude from GAF' anymore, I've been with him for over a year.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 01, 2009, 01:31:44 PM: BrandNew is a virgin too? God I don't stand a chance.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:32:07 PM: i'm laughing because it seems like a trainwreck

unless all those threads on GAF are a joke

but if it's fine, it's not interesting

beezy, i give myself a month tops, too
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 01, 2009, 01:38:18 PM: A month before what?
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: bud on January 01, 2009, 01:38:45 PM: 2008 was the worst year of my life :'(

i've done absolutely nothing last year :-\

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 01, 2009, 01:29:07 PM
Um he's not just a 'dude from GAF' anymore, I've been with him for over a year.

but... he hates you. or something.

didn't you see that thread he made?
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:39:24 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 01, 2009, 01:38:18 PM
A month before what?

i watch porn
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 01, 2009, 01:40:22 PM: Dude, I watched porn after I got up and I had sex last night. Porn makes you functional!
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 01, 2009, 01:41:28 PM: Quote from: bud on January 01, 2009, 01:38:45 PM
2008 was the worst year of my life :'(

i've done absolutely nothing last year :-\

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 01, 2009, 01:29:07 PM
Um he's not just a 'dude from GAF' anymore, I've been with him for over a year.

but... he hates you. or something.

didn't you see that thread he made?

I don't think Yixian hates her. He's just a tightly wound/neurotic character.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:42:16 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 01, 2009, 01:40:22 PM
Dude, I watched porn after I got up and I had sex last night. Porn makes you functional!

i'm barely functional as it is, so i guess this is a test
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 01, 2009, 01:43:15 PM: I love you, dude. :-*
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: elektrikluv on January 01, 2009, 01:43:22 PM: its not a train wreck at all, I genuinely couldn't be happier. we've had one big issue in our entire relationship which unfortunately he decided to try and get advice for/vent about when he was feeling his worst about me/us :/ (yes I did see it ofc). We resolved it ages ago.

edit: bud, no he doesn't hate me :lol Our relationship and his actions irl say the complete opposite, I'll go with that rather than some words written online when he was extremely wound up about a big issue we had.

Anyway, why the eradication of porn from your life? :o
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2009, 01:43:42 PM: I think I can last an entire year. Of course, I'm using a performance ~~enhancing~~ reducing drug, but still.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 01, 2009, 01:44:31 PM: smh at dudes trying to convince eletrikluv to jump ship... and onto theirs.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 01, 2009, 01:45:16 PM: I only use porn for dry spells
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:46:28 PM: DAMN YOU WILLCO SHUT UP
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: bud on January 01, 2009, 01:46:36 PM: if willco can get laid then anyone can get laid

(no offence)

cajole's probably got... issues or is gay and won't admit it

cajole :(
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 01, 2009, 01:47:03 PM: That sucks. Porn is awesome, dry spells or not!

Quote from: bud on January 01, 2009, 01:46:36 PM
if willco can get laid then anyone can get laid

(no offence)

I believe I've told this to Cajole before.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:47:36 PM: Quote from: bud on January 01, 2009, 01:46:36 PM
if willco can get laid then anyone can get laid

(no offence)

cajole's probably got... issues or is gay and won't admit it

cajole :(

willco's got personality!

and didn't i just say earlier in the thread that i have issues

and yes willco has said that
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: elektrikluv on January 01, 2009, 01:48:21 PM: nvm :)
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 01, 2009, 01:48:45 PM: Dude, I'm going to buy you a high class escort for your birthday and dress her up as Cheebs. Would that be something you'd be interested in?
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:49:42 PM: dress her up as Father Mike and maybe we have something there
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2009, 01:51:00 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:49:42 PM
dress her up as Father Mike and maybe we have something there

When you said you had issues, you weren't kidding.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:51:13 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 01, 2009, 01:52:01 PM: You could ravage Arvie's anus for free, though.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:52:05 PM: i love you guys :heartbeat

:tauntaun
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2009, 01:54:08 PM: Arvie would cry afterward. Then you'd try to leave, and he'd ask you where you were going. It would be awkward. Cheebs is probably used to men coming in out of his revolving bedroom door.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 01, 2009, 01:57:41 PM: Maurice and Cheebs are an item, though!
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2009, 01:59:22 PM: :interracial
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 01, 2009, 02:07:27 PM: Yixian is cool, he should come here.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2009, 02:11:59 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 01, 2009, 02:07:27 PM
Yixian is cool, he should come here.
Reverse psychology. I like your angle.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 01, 2009, 02:13:53 PM: :shh
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2009, 02:18:10 PM: Yixian is awesome in every way imaginable. elektrikluv should stay with him forever, and never leave him for Cajole, recursivelyenumerable, and me.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 01, 2009, 02:19:44 PM: i call dibs on her right arm
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 02:31:25 PM: i don't think reverse psychology works when you're calling dibs
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Reb on January 01, 2009, 02:34:36 PM: I'm NOT calling dibs.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2009, 02:35:32 PM: I call dibs on Cajole's left arm.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Reb on January 01, 2009, 02:36:14 PM: But the right arm is probably really skilled by now.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Diunx on January 01, 2009, 02:51:17 PM: WTF at McDonald's I ordered a sausage mcmufffin this morning and they gave me a bacon one, now I ordered a chicken sandwich and they gave me a double cheeseburger!, this year sucks.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:47:36 PM
Quote from: bud on January 01, 2009, 01:46:36 PM
if willco can get laid then anyone can get laid

(no offence)

cajole's probably got... issues or is gay and won't admit it

cajole :(

willco's got personality!

and didn't i just say earlier in the thread that i have issues

and yes willco has said that

when desperate, just fuck a fat girl.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2009, 02:52:30 PM: Quote from: Beezy on January 01, 2009, 03:00:17 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 01:15:23 AM
no i'm done in general with it
I give you 2 weeks, a month tops.

.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Barry Egan on January 01, 2009, 02:55:12 PM: :bow Yixian :bow2
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2009, 02:57:10 PM: He's on his way to being a doctor and already has The Girl. King of men :bow
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2009, 03:11:02 PM: The medical profession is far superior to the legal profession. Never go for a lawyer, elektrikluv. Never! And don't even think about actuarians. What the fuck is an actuarian, anyway? Cajole doesn't even know.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 01, 2009, 03:13:51 PM: i work in legal services technology. plz kill me now
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Beezy on January 01, 2009, 03:52:52 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 01, 2009, 01:48:45 PM
Dude, I'm going to buy you a high class escort for your birthday and dress her up as Cheebs. Would that be something you'd be interested in?
Do you watch Entourage? :lol
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 01, 2009, 04:01:04 PM: Quote from: Night Man on January 01, 2009, 03:11:02 PM
The medical profession is far superior to the legal profession. Never go for a lawyer, elektrikluv. Never! And don't even think about actuarians. What the fuck is an actuarian, anyway? Cajole doesn't even know.

that's actuary to you
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2009, 04:02:17 PM: I thought Cajole was getting 80s action movie villain plots confused with real life when he told me what he went to school for.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2009, 04:12:55 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2009, 04:02:17 PM
I thought Cajole was getting 80s action movie villain plots confused with real life when he told me what he went to school for.

All I know is that he didn't go to college to get laid.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2009, 04:15:12 PM: pretty girl: can you help me with my algebra hw, it's so confusing
Cajole: no but i can determine the probability of your classroom ceiling caving in

smh
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 01, 2009, 04:18:00 PM: I see actuaries can start off at $90,000

Give me some money plz
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2009, 04:43:06 PM: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090101163706614
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 01, 2009, 04:47:21 PM: Couldn't you get her to actually shake her head, instead of having her say "SMH"?
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: elektrikluv on January 01, 2009, 04:51:38 PM: Quote from: Night Man on January 01, 2009, 03:11:02 PM
The medical profession is far superior to the legal profession. Never go for a lawyer, elektrikluv. Never! And don't even think about actuarians. What the fuck is an actuarian, anyway? Cajole doesn't even know.

Haha I plan on entering the legal profession myself, but I still think medicine > law
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on January 01, 2009, 06:40:07 PM: 2008 sucks confirmed; got one last cockblock for the year
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 01, 2009, 09:11:13 PM: Quote from: elektrikluv on January 01, 2009, 04:51:38 PM
Quote from: Night Man on January 01, 2009, 03:11:02 PM
The medical profession is far superior to the legal profession. Never go for a lawyer, elektrikluv. Never! And don't even think about actuarians. What the fuck is an actuarian, anyway? Cajole doesn't even know.

Haha I plan on entering the legal profession myself, but I still think medicine > law

Both professions are stupid - the only real profession for awesome individuals is that of professional vagabond. Or homeless entrepreneur.

Quote from: Beezy on January 01, 2009, 03:52:52 PM
Quote from: Willco on January 01, 2009, 01:48:45 PM
Dude, I'm going to buy you a high class escort for your birthday and dress her up as Cheebs. Would that be something you'd be interested in?
Do you watch Entourage? :lol

Haha, I was wondering if someone would get that reference.
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: cool breeze on January 02, 2009, 04:16:08 PM: 2009 :bow2

I ended up getting a B+ in the one class I thought I would fail since I never did homework for it. Suckers in my class had to actually do work for their decent grades :rock (it was probably because my teacher liked that I was one of the 5 students that didn't skip every class...still, :rock)
Title: Re: 2008 was a crap year
Post by: Barry Egan on January 03, 2009, 08:05:56 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 03, 2009, 08:03:10 AM
It was a good year for me. I got to see Iron Maiden, Prince, Roger Waters, The Cure, The Police, Metallica and Snoop Dogg all play live.

... but your bunny :'(