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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on December 01, 2006, 01:33:52 AM

Title: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 01, 2006, 01:33:52 AM
I need something to read, and I have a stack of books what need readin'. YOU DECIDE.
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 01, 2006, 01:34:25 AM
YOU NEED TO LEARN TO PARENT AM I RITE
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 01, 2006, 01:35:14 AM
Hmm... gut reaction is that honestly that Parenting book looks the most interesting.  Is the little rugrat breaking discs of ICO yet?
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 01, 2006, 01:35:23 AM
Well, I don't wanna end up with a white female version of Phoenix Dark on my hands, now do I
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: TVC15 on December 01, 2006, 01:35:50 AM
Read Terminal Beach, bitch.
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2006, 01:36:21 AM
Why would children want to think for themselves?
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 01, 2006, 01:36:32 AM
you just want your book back!
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 01, 2006, 01:37:04 AM
Are you for or against corporal punishment, Drinky?
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 01, 2006, 01:37:42 AM
serious answer? or should i just beat my child now and post it to youtube
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 01, 2006, 01:39:37 AM
Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 01, 2006, 01:37:42 AM
serious answer? or should i just beat my child now and post it to youtube

Whoa whoa whoa... I don't think it was her fault she played Xenogears, Doug.  She's too young to know what she was doing!
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 01, 2006, 01:40:42 AM
YouTube!
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 01, 2006, 01:42:41 AM
I shall attempt to create a serious discussion by answering SRSLY.

I don't believe in hardcore corporal punishment -- like belts and switches and other shit -- but I'm not averse to a small slap or spanking or smacking if she continues to cross a clearly demarcated albeit still metaphorical line. Respect has to have a small component of fear; otherwise, you cease to be an authority.
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2006, 01:43:48 AM
In other words you beat her when she asks to waggle with the Wii?
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: Vizzys on December 01, 2006, 01:44:08 AM
Now if she plays Xenosaga, thats a different story.
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 01, 2006, 01:44:24 AM
Every time Phoenix Dark posts, beat her, Drinky.  Beat her for freedom.
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 01, 2006, 01:44:37 AM
there will be no wii waggling in MY HOUSE
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 01, 2006, 01:47:44 AM
Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 01, 2006, 01:44:37 AM
there will be no wii waggling in MY HOUSE

With that attitude, her first serious boyfriend is going to be the biggest Ninthing in the world.  He'll probably show up at your house, ready to escort her to the latest soapbox social carrying a portable dual screen Wii3, with the waggle wands in holsters attached to his belt.

That's your future son-in-law.
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2006, 01:49:03 AM
Her first boyfriend will probably be blackAcid's sixth kid
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 01, 2006, 01:49:26 AM
Ninthings don't get women
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 01, 2006, 01:49:43 AM
Federwang, what you just described is why shotguns were created.
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Post by: Strife Doombringer on December 01, 2006, 02:05:27 AM
lol
Title: Re: Pick my next book to read, fagabags
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 01, 2006, 02:27:19 AM
Lol youre gonna read a raising children book.