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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Crushed on January 04, 2009, 06:49:57 PM

Title: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: Crushed on January 04, 2009, 06:49:57 PM
http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/bushrecord/documents/legacybooklet.pdf

The OFFICIAL RECORD of the Bush Administration, quite possibly the most anger-inducing literature ever written.

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In Iraq, the United States led a coalition to remove a dictator who murdered his own people, invaded his neighbors, and threatened the United States.

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To protect against the danger of rogue regimes armed with ballistic missiles, the Administration withdrew from the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty and made missile defense operational.

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In Pakistan, America supported elections that reflected the will of the people.

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He has spoken out against human rights abuses, called for the release of political prisoners by repressive regimes, and candidly pressed nations with whom America has good relations for greater freedoms, such as Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and China.

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President Bush has also strengthened partnerships with other democracies.

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During this Administration, America led the world in providing food aid and natural disaster relief.

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Throughout his Administration, President Bush made protecting the environment for future generations a top priority.

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President Bush worked to confront climate change through a rational and balanced approach.

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President Bush led with a hopeful vision, met complex and rapid-fire challenges with steady resolve, and based his decisions on principle.

 :usacry (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/Emote/obamacrysmall.gif) :usacry
Title: Re: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 04, 2009, 06:53:31 PM
He was just ahead of his time!
Title: Re: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 04, 2009, 07:10:58 PM
I have no doubt that right wing revisionists are going to start altering the history of GWB's Presidency starting on the 21st.  In 50 years, he's going to be one of the higher ranked Presidents because of his bold leadership following 9/11 and his swift decisiveness to take out Saddam.  Not only that but he took controversial and bold steps to improve the environment, foreign relations, and fiscal policy by returning a tax surplus to the people.
Title: Re: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: Boogie on January 04, 2009, 07:16:12 PM
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Throughout his Administration, President Bush made protecting the environment for future generations a top priority.

President Bush worked to confront climate change through a rational and balanced approach.

Wow.  It takes real balls to write those two down considering the past 8 years.
Title: Re: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: Fragamemnon on January 04, 2009, 08:43:35 PM
He played with the cards he was dealt.

and bet the house on a pair of threes
Title: Re: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: Brehvolution on January 04, 2009, 11:17:04 PM
He played with the cards he was dealt.

and bet the house on a pair of threes

And doubled down. :'(
Title: Re: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 04, 2009, 11:21:37 PM
He played with the cards he was dealt.

and bet the house on a pair of threes

And doubled down. :'(

And then staggered drunkenly out to the racing track, where he put the kid's college fund on Papa's Mustache in the third.
Title: Re: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: Bocsius on January 04, 2009, 11:27:21 PM
Then he went to play the slots. Bill Clinton almost went with him, then realized he misheard what Bush said.
Title: Re: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: TVC15 on January 04, 2009, 11:29:10 PM
Obama winning with Hillary as Secretary of State really is the best of both worlds.  We get Obama PLUS the opportunity of getting another Clinton sex scandal.
Title: Re: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 04, 2009, 11:31:14 PM
I'm hoping for a sex video.  :drool
Title: Re: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 04, 2009, 11:52:30 PM
Hillary's aide is boner-tastic  :o
Title: Re: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 04, 2009, 11:54:08 PM
Lez scandel hopefully. 
Title: Re: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: brawndolicious on January 05, 2009, 01:26:25 AM
Obama winning with Hillary as Secretary of State really is the best of both worlds.  We get Obama Biden PLUS the opportunity of getting another Clinton sex scandal.
fixed
Title: Re: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: chronovore on January 05, 2009, 04:19:14 AM
He played with the cards he was dealt.

and bet the house on a pair of threes

You LOL'd me at work, you bastard.
Title: Re: George W. Bush: Highlights of Accomplishments and Results
Post by: Crushed on January 05, 2009, 08:34:11 AM
"al-Qaeda wasn't in Iraq before you invaded."

Bush: "So what?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhHamDHk-B0)


Also, notice that bin Laden isn't mentioned once in the entire thing despite references to both 9/11 and Saddam.