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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ecrofirt on January 07, 2009, 08:23:18 AM

Title: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MOTHERFUCK
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 07, 2009, 08:23:18 AM

I'm the only fucking person at work. Fucking college doesn't open until 10:00 because of the icy roads, and I'm the one dumbass who didn't look at the news.

FUFUICUCUFKC!

Title: Re: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MOTHERFUCK
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 07, 2009, 08:40:43 AM

Fucking hell, now they just closed the school.

Fuck, why did I come in today.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Title: Re: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MOTHERFUCK
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 07, 2009, 08:41:16 AM

jerk off into optical drives

Title: Re: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MOTHERFUCK
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 07, 2009, 08:45:57 AM

you would say that wouldn't you

Title: Re: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MOTHERFUCK
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 07, 2009, 08:49:46 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 07, 2009, 08:45:57 AM

you would say that wouldn't you

:tbslol :tbslol :tbslol

Title: Re: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MOTHERFUCK
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 07, 2009, 08:57:37 AM

Well, here's the one bright spot on my day:

I'm working on a co-worker's home PC. General spyware cleanup and whatnot.

And what's right on his desktop?

Saddam_Hussein_Execution_By_Hanging.mpg

Title: Re: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MOTHERFUCK
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 07, 2009, 09:55:32 AM

Jesus fuck, I just came home.

It's goddamn RAINING. Any small patches of ice that were anywhere have now melted because it's close to 40 degrees and it's fucking raining. What a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged decision.

Title: Re: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MOTHERFUCK
Post by: Eric P on January 07, 2009, 10:18:15 AM

if it makes you feel any better, i had a dream i crashed my car into ron paul's beat up 70s volvo, who then tried to rip me off

Title: Re: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MOTHERFUCK
Post by: demi on January 07, 2009, 01:01:02 PM

I would get off on a Ron Jeremy/Eric P vid

Title: Re: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MOTHERFUCK
Post by: Yeti on January 07, 2009, 02:38:19 PM

I hope you didn't miss your opportunity to walk around your workplace completely nude with no consequences. That would be a shame.