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Title: While I'm bitching about movies, FUCK THE UNBORN
Post by: Bloodwake on January 12, 2009, 04:46:40 PM
I got dragged to this one on Friday. FUCK THIS SHIT.

Lolworthy plot and jump scares. Even Gary Oldman didn't save it. The only halfway cool part was when this old cripple guy turned into a creature from Silent Hill and started chasing this old lady down in a retirement home. That's not enough to save this festering pile of goat shit though.

I give this film a FUCK YOU out of 10.
Title: Re: While I'm bitching about movies, FUCK THE UNBORN
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 12, 2009, 04:52:38 PM
But it had dogs with upside-down heads? Didn't that scare you?? Dog's heads are usually right side up, but in this movie, they aren't.  :omg
Title: Re: While I'm bitching about movies, FUCK THE UNBORN
Post by: Bloodwake on January 12, 2009, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 12, 2009, 04:52:38 PM
But it had dogs with upside-down heads? Didn't that scare you?? Dog's heads are usually right side up, but in this movie, they aren't.  :omg

That would actually be the second best part of the film because it features Gary Oldman.
Title: Re: While I'm bitching about movies, FUCK THE UNBORN
Post by: Eric P on January 12, 2009, 04:59:00 PM
doesn't it also contain the line "we must finish what was started at auschwitz?"
Title: Re: While I'm bitching about movies, FUCK THE UNBORN
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2009, 05:01:34 PM
Quote from: Eric P on January 12, 2009, 04:59:00 PM
doesn't it also contain the line "we must finish what was started at auschwitz?"

Did Ben Stein write this movie?
Title: Re: While I'm bitching about movies, FUCK THE UNBORN
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 12, 2009, 05:23:46 PM
"From the writer of The Dark Knight..."

 :teehee
Title: Re: While I'm bitching about movies, FUCK THE UNBORN
Post by: Robo on January 12, 2009, 05:31:05 PM
You're diluting your vitriol by shitting on movies no one cares about.
Title: Re: While I'm bitching about movies, FUCK THE UNBORN
Post by: tehjaybo on January 12, 2009, 07:53:51 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on January 12, 2009, 04:46:40 PM
I got dragged

You wanted to see it.

And I said I wouldn't go because it was going to suck.















Point proven.
Title: Re: While I'm bitching about movies, FUCK THE UNBORN
Post by: demi on January 12, 2009, 08:06:54 PM
How bad does this suck on a scale of 24 to MGS4
Title: Re: While I'm bitching about movies, FUCK THE UNBORN
Post by: Diunx on January 12, 2009, 08:34:40 PM
Quote from: demi on January 12, 2009, 08:06:54 PM
How bad does this suck on a scale of 24 to MGS4

Not cool man. :pimp
Title: Re: While I'm bitching about movies, FUCK THE UNBORN
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 12, 2009, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: diunx on January 12, 2009, 08:34:40 PM
Quote from: demi on January 12, 2009, 08:06:54 PM
How bad does this suck on a scale of 24 to MGS4

Not cool man. :pimp

 :teehee