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Title: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 14, 2009, 12:53:08 PM

(http://chud.com/articles/content_images/17/Crank2Poster.jpg)

:rock :rock :rock

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: Robo on January 14, 2009, 12:57:34 PM

That poster is fucking awesome.

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2009, 01:09:27 PM

Best movie ever with Amy Smart getting fucked in public. :rock

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2009, 01:10:55 PM

Omfg, Crank 2 also stars Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. :lol :lol :lol

Crank 2 :rock

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 14, 2009, 01:11:28 PM

Well, he was in the first one. I felt like the only person that knew who he was back then. Made the scene that much funnier.

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: cool breeze on January 14, 2009, 01:11:52 PM

the first movie was awesome

I remember watching it in my dorm room while my roommate was trying to sleep, but I kept waking him up every other minute yelling "OH SHIT! HE JUST BANGED THIS CHICK AS CHINA WATCHED! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS"

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 14, 2009, 01:12:58 PM

TERRORIST

Seriously though, I want this poster (and movie) now.

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2009, 01:16:59 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 14, 2009, 01:11:28 PM

Well, he was in the first one. I felt like the only person that knew who he was back then. Made the scene that much funnier.

I don't even remember him in the first one.  I remember laughing my ass off when I saw him in The Strangers, since he essentially just played Dennis.

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 14, 2009, 01:19:22 PM

The hospital scene. I'm going to watch my Crank Blu-ray tonight for sure.

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2009, 01:21:16 PM

I just watched the trailer for Crank 2.  I think it's maybe a little over-the-top obscene this time around.  We'll see how it plays.

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 14, 2009, 01:21:57 PM

I enjoyed Transporter 2, and people thought that was too ridiculous, so whatever. I need to watch the trailer when I get home.

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: cool breeze on January 14, 2009, 01:23:09 PM

(http://i39.tinypic.com/1zwezx4.jpg)

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: Cheebs on January 14, 2009, 01:53:56 PM

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 14, 2009, 01:52:35 PM

How is this possible considering Jason Statham's character died at the end of the first one?

It's Crank! That is probably one of the least strange things that happen in these movies.

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: Tauntaun on January 14, 2009, 02:27:57 PM

Zombie Statham?   :o 

Crank 2: Resurrection

spoiler (click to show/hide)

They did it in Alien 4.  :'(

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Edit:  Just watched the trailer, he put a shotgun up someone's butt.  :rofl

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Looks really bad.

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Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: drew on January 14, 2009, 02:57:41 PM

:rock :rock :rock

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: Solo on January 14, 2009, 03:10:18 PM

Corey Haim  :lol

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: Robo on January 14, 2009, 03:15:48 PM

Hopefully this movie has an amazing "Ernest Goes to Jail" sequence like the poster suggests.

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 14, 2009, 03:19:39 PM

From the trailer, it looks as though there will be more public fucking. Good times.

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: drew on January 14, 2009, 03:25:38 PM

link to the trailer please

me am fuck lazy total

Title: Re: Crank 2 is going to rock so hard
Post by: drew on January 14, 2009, 03:54:22 PM

i think i just got thompson twinrolled :o

but yeah i just saw it in lovely shitty youtube quality.  this trailer is hard to track down since there's no official site.  FUCK that was hot!