THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: demi on January 14, 2009, 01:58:13 PM

Title: My Wii review of Castlevania Judgment & StarTropics 2
Post by: demi on January 14, 2009, 01:58:13 PM
http://kotaku.com/5131077/2k-boss-wii-market-is-full-of-crap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-ak3TqdmNI

Story:

How do you group together a bunch of Castlevania characters in the same game? Put in a time story, of course. A character by the name of Aeon has split time and brought together a bunch of legendary heroes to see who has what it takes to defeat the Time Reaper that is from 10,000 years in the future. The end.

Controls:

I kind of just wiggled the remote and he swung his sword. I did this a lot and then I beat the game with Alucard. Moving the nunchuk did some sort of teleport move which didnt do anything helpful. It's like Wii Music: Castlevania.

Pros (for a wii game):

It's widescreen
You can play it with a Gamecube Controller

Cons (for a wii game):

It's a Wii Game
You can beat the story mode just by flicking your wrist (I used a remote to accurately review this title as a Wii game)
You have to beat the story mode with every single character to unlock a "true" story mode to fight the real final boss (i gave up after beating it with Alucard)
It's barely passable as a Dreamcast game
Friend Codes
Maria is jailbait

In the End:

It's a horrible game and probably the reason why Ecclesia sucks too. The unlockables you can get from connecting Judgment and Ecclesia suck too. I would give this a 3 out of 15 on the Wii suckness scale.

StarTropics 2:

(one of the) Best game(s) ever buy it 10 out of 10
Title: Re: My Wii review of Castlevania Judgment & StarTropics 2
Post by: Brehvolution on January 14, 2009, 02:14:00 PM
lol @ the video  :lol
Title: Re: My Wii review of Castlevania Judgment & StarTropics 2
Post by: tiesto on January 14, 2009, 02:14:21 PM
Cons (for a wii game):

Maria is jailbait


That's a con???

StarTropics 2:

(one of the) Best game(s) ever buy it 10 out of 10

I bought it, having never owned a copy back in the day. It's really good so far. Nintendo should bring back StarTropics instead of whatever shit they're now doing.
Title: Re: My Wii review of Castlevania Judgment & StarTropics 2
Post by: demi on January 14, 2009, 02:18:19 PM
I'm just turned off of children after playing Infinite Undiscovery
Title: Re: My Wii review of Castlevania Judgment & StarTropics 2
Post by: cool breeze on January 14, 2009, 02:26:09 PM
I didn't think Castlevania Judgement was that bad.  It's on par with most animu fighters (or something like bloody roar).

I bought it, having never owned a copy back in the day. It's really good so far. Nintendo should bring back StarTropics instead of whatever shit they're now doing.

have you played the first one? both are great, I liked the first more.  And yeah, StarTropics on the DS would be great.
Title: Re: My Wii review of Castlevania Judgment & StarTropics 2
Post by: tiesto on January 14, 2009, 02:28:05 PM
I didn't think Castlevania Judgement was that bad.  It's on par with most animu fighters (or something like bloody roar).

I bought it, having never owned a copy back in the day. It's really good so far. Nintendo should bring back StarTropics instead of whatever shit they're now doing.

have you played the first one? both are great, I liked the first more.  And yeah, StarTropics on the DS would be great.

Fuck yeah, got that game when it came out... I threw away the letter, too  >:(
Title: Re: My Wii review of Castlevania Judgment & StarTropics 2
Post by: demi on January 14, 2009, 02:28:17 PM
No dude it's awful. You are a Wii Apologist.
Title: Re: My Wii review of Castlevania Judgment & StarTropics 2
Post by: cool breeze on January 14, 2009, 02:30:26 PM
I'm an arena fighter apologist if anything.

Title: Re: My Wii review of Castlevania Judgment & StarTropics 2
Post by: demi on January 14, 2009, 02:30:42 PM
Shame you will have to be banned now
Title: Re: My Wii review of Castlevania Judgment & StarTropics 2
Post by: GilloD on January 14, 2009, 02:48:03 PM
I'm an arena fighter apologist if anything.



I remember being like 10 and hearing that the Toshinden anime had BOOBS and just fucking dying to get my hands on it
Title: Re: My Wii review of Castlevania Judgment & StarTropics 2
Post by: Yeti on January 14, 2009, 07:53:59 PM
 demi does the best reviews of wii games I've ever read

:bow demi :bow2
Title: Re: My Wii review of Castlevania Judgment & StarTropics 2
Post by: Sho Nuff on January 15, 2009, 06:13:55 AM
This is why I am ashamed to tell girls I work on video games