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Title: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on January 14, 2009, 06:35:23 PM
http://www.wkowtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=9667184&nav=menu1362_2

Faith in humanity -1
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 14, 2009, 07:14:20 PM
I own a Dell, and... wow, what a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.  :-\
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 14, 2009, 07:17:22 PM
 :lol

I love the last two lines.
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: muckhole on January 14, 2009, 07:24:34 PM
Obviously Ubuntu is not compatible with "classes". She'd need a patch.
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 14, 2009, 07:27:45 PM
Breaking News: Wimmen r dum.

And attention whores; she called the news up over this?
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: cool breeze on January 14, 2009, 07:29:15 PM
On one hand i can see the point of this, given that most people like standards and such (i know my parents would be shit out of luck if something changed), but honestly there are easier fixes than going into complete despair and quitting school.

She couldn't even pronounce it.  I didn't think she had many options other than to panic.
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 14, 2009, 07:31:09 PM
On one hand i can see the point of this, given that most people like standards and such (i know my parents would be shit out of luck if something changed), but honestly there are easier fixes than going into complete despair and quitting school.

tell me about it.  And I'm guessing she didn't talk to anyone about file formats for the hand in work.  Just read that she needed ms word on the syllabus and quit when she couldn't get it.   
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Bildi on January 14, 2009, 09:55:20 PM
I suspect she dropped out of school because she is too dumb, and this is her scapegoat.
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 14, 2009, 09:55:58 PM
pretty much.
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Bildi on January 14, 2009, 09:58:16 PM
The allowance from her parents was probably at stake.  She got desperate, the poor thing.

The poor, dumb, thing.
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 14, 2009, 10:10:56 PM
I bet she needs a boyfriend.   I should email that news station and tell them "computer troubles" caused me not to see her contact info in the article.  I would then ask if they can send a Verizon technician to help track her down.  They, falling into my deceptive trap, would then say something along the lines "You don't needs a Verizon technician for that!  We have her info.  Here you go!".  I would then give her anal for being stupid. 
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: E-DuB on January 14, 2009, 11:22:04 PM
Take it in people: the first slow news day of the year....smh
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Brehvolution on January 14, 2009, 11:22:34 PM
Phew... escaped another.

*wipes sweat from brow*
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Bildi on January 14, 2009, 11:44:38 PM
I bet she needs a boyfriend.   I should email that news station and tell them "computer troubles" caused me not to see her contact info in the article.  I would then ask if they can send a Verizon technician to help track her down.  They, falling into my deceptive trap, would then say something along the lines "You don't needs a Verizon technician for that!  We have her info.  Here you go!".  I would then give her anal for being stupid. 

What a masterful plan.  Except she might like anal, so you should make it A2M - that'll show her.
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 14, 2009, 11:47:11 PM
Kathryn Grace, a 35 year-old mother of two, spent more than $12,000 on a new Ford Focus, which she hoped to use to drive herself to work, her daughter to school, and her baked goodies to the homeless shelter.  

But something stopped her: manual transmission.

Manual transmission is a type of transmission used in cars, and other automotive machines.

Grace said that she bought the Focus at Gambino Ford, a local Buffalo dealership. They didn't have a hot pink Focus, so Mr. Gambino told her that he would order one from the factory and deliver it to her house free of charge.

She didn’t realize, however, that she had ordered the car with manual transmission, forgetting to ask for an automatic.

" My life is ruined," she said. " What am I supposed to do? Take the bus with filthy poors and blacks?"   

Grace claims that she did not know that cars still came with manual transmission. She called the dealership, but they informed her that, because the Focus was custom-made, they would not take it back.

She says that the dealership was demeaning. "The person on the phone laughed at me and asked me if I was that blonde who came in last week," said Grace.

Now she's stuck with it.

She discovered a Focus with manual transmission may look like a Focus with an automatic transmission, but it doesn't always act like it. The car won't change gears automatically, something which shocked Grace.

As a result, with no car, Grace quit her job and took her children out of school. Furthermore, she stopped baking cookies and brownies for the homeless men at St. Peter's Roman Catholic Church.

"I'm extremely angry," said Grace. "I wanted to go to work, but I needed a car or a bus pass to be able to do that. But how am I going to get a bus pass when I have no car?”

27 News contacted Mr. Gambino, but he has not stopped laughing yet.
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Bildi on January 14, 2009, 11:51:02 PM
:rofl So many awesome lines in there.

:bow Malek's prose :bow2
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Brehvolution on January 14, 2009, 11:54:19 PM
Quote
Night man words

Is it any wonder why the white folk are being driven into the minority.  :duh
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 14, 2009, 11:56:50 PM
Quote
Night man words

Is it any wonder why the white folk are being driven into the minority.  :duh

I have no idea what that means.
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Brehvolution on January 15, 2009, 12:08:26 AM
Quote
Night man words

Is it any wonder why the white folk are being driven into the minority.  :duh

I have no idea what that means.

The whole notion of the petty inconveniences white folk seem to have.

Having a baby hurts so I'm only going to have one.
Gas is over $2  :omg
There is too much foam in my Starbucks drink.
I can't be bothered to learn to drive an manual transmission.
I can't be bothered to learn [Insert tedious knowledge here].
I can't be bothered to work for less than $10/hr. Therefore, I won't work at all.
Sara Palin should run in o'twelve.
etc...



Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: lordmaji on January 15, 2009, 12:09:24 AM
Did I win for this years blunder? oh god I sure possibly think so. :lol
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: xnikki118x on January 15, 2009, 01:27:12 AM
What a moron. I guess the newspeople feel sorry for her? They should be chastizing her.
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: bork on January 15, 2009, 02:52:57 AM
Why couldn't she just use the computer she ordered the laptop from to do her classes?

How about why didn't she just go get a copy of Windows and install it?  :lol

The drop-out rates for online classes are really high anyway.  I bet she wouldn't have made it, lolz.
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: dammitmattt on January 15, 2009, 09:18:27 AM
The whole notion of the petty inconveniences white folk seem to have.

Having a baby hurts so I'm only going to have one.
Gas is over $2  :omg
There is too much foam in my Starbucks drink.
I can't be bothered to learn to drive an manual transmission.
I can't be bothered to learn [Insert tedious knowledge here].
I can't be bothered to work for less than $10/hr. Therefore, I won't work at all.
Sara Palin should run in o'twelve.
etc...

This is the best post I've read all day
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: Tauntaun on January 15, 2009, 09:21:11 AM
" My life is ruined," she said. " What am I supposed to do? Take the bus with filthy poors and blacks?"   

:rofl 





Seriously though, have you ever ridden public trans?  One time my wife was taking the bus and this white guy who had obviously never taken the bus before got super pissed because some dude opened the window (in the summer time) and the white dude yelled at the bus driver saying that it was letting the a/c out and that his tax money goes towards the funding of that bus blah blah blah.  Oh man, white folk.  smh
Title: Re: Winner of The Complete Idiot Award™
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 15, 2009, 09:23:42 AM
:lol