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Title: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 15, 2009, 09:30:34 PM: I'm not a scientist, but the heat generated by the friction of millions of hands rubbing up and down in unison will undoubtedly create a heat wave that will thaw the cold temperatures and heat millions of homes!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 15, 2009, 09:35:55 PM: Farting is smh.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 15, 2009, 09:37:50 PM: demi can be the swing man
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Post by: drew on January 15, 2009, 09:38:27 PM: im sure all the friction made by jinfash scrambling to stealth edit has raised earth's temperature by at least one degree since he joined
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: InterInside on January 15, 2009, 09:39:15 PM: Yeah Right . . .

Keep on Going until it's start to burn, that will make fires too :P
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 15, 2009, 09:39:53 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 15, 2009, 09:37:50 PM
demi can be the swing man

What is a "swing man"?
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 15, 2009, 09:41:06 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 15, 2009, 09:39:53 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 15, 2009, 09:37:50 PM
demi can be the swing man

What is a "swing man"?

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the one that gets jizzed on
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Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: Diunx on January 15, 2009, 09:41:21 PM: I'm doing my part as I type this.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 15, 2009, 09:41:58 PM: That's some impressive typing while masturbating!
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Post by: TVC15 on January 15, 2009, 09:43:31 PM: How Grant Morrison of you, Willco.
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Post by: demi on January 15, 2009, 09:43:55 PM: i just jerked off in a bathroom while using a laptop
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2009, 09:44:56 PM: Quote from: demi on January 15, 2009, 09:43:55 PM
i just jerked off in a bathroom while using a laptop

I prefer to use my hand, or at the very least cajole's
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 15, 2009, 09:45:48 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 15, 2009, 09:43:31 PM
How Grant Morrison of you, Willco.

This is my first night in almost two weeks where I did not go to a bar after work. The withdrawal is obviously warping my brain.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 15, 2009, 09:46:39 PM: I bet wilco's chubby fingers and chubby cock generate lots of heat.
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Post by: demi on January 15, 2009, 09:46:48 PM: Quote from: Night Man on January 15, 2009, 09:44:56 PM
Quote from: demi on January 15, 2009, 09:43:55 PM
i just jerked off in a bathroom while using a laptop

I prefer to use my hand, or at the very least cajole's

I kind of just sat there and mentally made myself cum
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on January 15, 2009, 09:46:57 PM: anybody cum yet?

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EAT THE BISCUIT
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Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 15, 2009, 09:47:41 PM: Quote from: Night Man on January 15, 2009, 09:44:56 PM
Quote from: demi on January 15, 2009, 09:43:55 PM
i just jerked off in a bathroom while using a laptop

I prefer to use my hand, or at the very least cajole's

sounds like that Louis C.K. bit
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Post by: archie4208 on January 15, 2009, 09:48:38 PM: workin on it
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Post by: drew on January 15, 2009, 09:49:17 PM: Quote from: demi on January 15, 2009, 09:46:48 PM
I kind of just sat there and mentally made myself cum

real ballers have a huge marble sink with lots of room
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 15, 2009, 09:49:30 PM: I'm not starting 'till demi tells me to.
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2009, 09:49:41 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 15, 2009, 09:45:48 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 15, 2009, 09:43:31 PM
How Grant Morrison of you, Willco.

This is my first night in almost two weeks where I did not go to a bar after work. The withdrawal is obviously warping my brain.

Drinking in a bar every night? How very improvident and thriftless. Are you sure you're Jewish?
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 15, 2009, 09:52:19 PM: Ah, but I use some job perks and my natural antagonistic charm to befriend the staff and get free drinks/food. It's all so very Jewish. The night before, I had two pints of beer, eight Jack & Cokes, two Irish car bombs (those were free if I did them with this cute server broad), an Irish coffee and chicken wings. For $44. Beat that, sucker!
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2009, 09:54:56 PM: :nsfw JEWS!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 15, 2009, 09:56:57 PM: I will probably stop because it's turning me into a borderline alcoholic, though. Now I feel all mopey, like Malek.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2009, 09:58:38 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 15, 2009, 09:56:57 PM
I will probably stop because it's turning me into a borderline alcoholic, though. Now I feel all mopey, like Malek.

I feel like sunshine and lollipops; I'm drinking heavily though.
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Post by: demi on January 15, 2009, 09:59:11 PM: Quote from: Drewsy on January 15, 2009, 09:49:17 PM
Quote from: demi on January 15, 2009, 09:46:48 PM
I kind of just sat there and mentally made myself cum

real ballers have a huge marble sink with lots of room

I'm not at home...
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: demi on January 15, 2009, 10:00:32 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 15, 2009, 09:49:30 PM
I'm not starting 'till demi tells me to.

You could wait until I get home. I will squeeze another one out.
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: T234 on January 15, 2009, 10:00:52 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 15, 2009, 09:56:57 PM
I will probably stop because it's turning me into a borderline alcoholic, though. Now I feel all mopey, like Malek.

At least you didn't puke on a friend of yer cousin's 360 controller, and then deny it more fiercely than Achmenijad denies the holocaust.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 15, 2009, 10:01:57 PM: i just came
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2009, 10:04:52 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 15, 2009, 10:01:57 PM
i just came
What did you use?
Fan Graphs or Baseball Reference?
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 15, 2009, 10:06:14 PM: fangraphs

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david wright's page
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Post by: demi on January 15, 2009, 10:07:23 PM: i will seriously jerk off to someones pic on here. i am extremely horny right now.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2009, 10:08:25 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 15, 2009, 10:06:14 PM
fangraphs

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david wright's page
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$113.6 value

$7.2 actual salary

I can see why you came.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 15, 2009, 10:12:11 PM: We should post Doctor Who erotic fanfic to get TVC excited!
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 15, 2009, 10:13:33 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 15, 2009, 10:12:11 PM
We should post Doctor Who erotic fanfic to get TVC excited!

Nah, this badboy is all TVC needs.

(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/heavyloaduk_Anki-Spock-shirtless.jpg)
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 15, 2009, 10:14:01 PM: smh...
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Post by: Yeti on January 16, 2009, 12:26:37 AM: Quote from: Jinfash on January 15, 2009, 10:21:51 PM
Quote from: demi on January 15, 2009, 10:07:23 PM
i will seriously jerk off to someones pic on here. i am extremely horny right now.

(http://i12.tinypic.com/6auoi09.jpg)

Jinfash just plunged the world into another ice age. :'(
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: brawndolicious on January 16, 2009, 12:28:44 AM: It was up to the mid-70's today. It's 9:30 and I have the window open.
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: Robo on January 16, 2009, 12:29:46 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on January 16, 2009, 12:28:44 AM
It was up to the mid-70's today. It's 9:30 and I have the window open.

SUCCESS
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: brawndolicious on January 16, 2009, 12:31:06 AM: California: We just masturbate better.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2009, 12:47:21 AM: I masturbated twice, and it only got colder. With the wind chill, it now feels like -43 Celsius, or -45 Fahrenheit.
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 16, 2009, 10:21:51 AM: Everybody just JO'ing alone won't do it. We need a man pile.

(http://www.vladville.com/media/southpark101_2D771689.jpg)

:tauntaun
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: DJ_Tet on January 16, 2009, 10:38:19 AM: I wore my new ski mask to work :-*

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Post by: Tauntaun on January 16, 2009, 10:55:10 AM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on January 16, 2009, 10:38:19 AM
I wore my new ski mask to work :-*

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FedEx me some cash k?
Title: Re: omfg its cold! QUICKLY WE MUST ALL MASTURBATE IN UNISON TO STAY WARM!
Post by: T234 on January 16, 2009, 10:57:52 AM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on January 16, 2009, 10:38:19 AM
I wore my new ski mask to work :-*

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You should totally bring Christian Laettner in on that shit, so that you'll get away with it. Be sure to have him step on people just to make extra sure you get away with it.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on January 16, 2009, 10:59:54 AM: Quote from: T234 on January 16, 2009, 10:57:52 AM
Quote from: DJ_Tet on January 16, 2009, 10:38:19 AM
I wore my new ski mask to work :-*

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gonna rob a bank at lunch
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You should totally bring Christian Laettner in on that shit, so that you'll get away with it. Be sure to have him step on people just to make extra sure you get away with it.

Actually I'm gonna bring Rex Chapman as my getaway driver. I heard his college bought him a shiny red Corvette when he signed.
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Post by: T234 on January 16, 2009, 11:11:35 AM: What can I say? There is a lot of love for guys named Prince here.
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Post by: max__cool on January 17, 2009, 01:58:01 PM: We could always do Double Dutch Rudders, Its a little less gay, but you still get to keep that man on man intimacy.