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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Barry Egan on January 17, 2009, 08:29:15 PM

Title: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Barry Egan on January 17, 2009, 08:29:15 PM
Itt we appreciate what remains good and righteous about the internet.

I'll start:

:heart AV Club :heart
:heart Evilbore :heart
:heart Foodgawker :heart

much love guys, thanks for keeping the internet real.
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 17, 2009, 08:33:48 PM
The Internet is a time waster. How long before the Amish take control and shut this mother fucker down.
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 17, 2009, 08:38:21 PM
I had to have spent over 10,000 hours on this thing.  Just imagine all of the productive things I could have done instead of wasting time online.
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Bocsius on January 17, 2009, 08:43:12 PM
 :bow the Amish :bow2
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: TVC15 on January 17, 2009, 08:46:06 PM
I had to have spent over 10,000 hours on this thing.  Just imagine all of the productive things I could have done instead of wasting time online.

I have 22940 posts on GAF.  23394 here.  About 20k on combined previous incarnations of GAF (for this example I will low ball it and say 10k).  Assuming that on average, each post contains about 10 words (there have been single word lol posts and long diatribes over the years), that is 563,340 words, which is about the equivalent of 5-6 novels of average to above-average length.
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 17, 2009, 08:49:07 PM
I had to have spent over 10,000 hours on this thing.  Just imagine all of the productive things I could have done instead of wasting time online.

while talking to my shrink, I came up with that exact same number four weeks ago. I was thinking about it because of the 10,000 rule  (http://www.thesession.org/discussions/display/20234/comments)

She just shrugged and told me people watched that much television, if not more.

That wasn't helpful.
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: TVC15 on January 17, 2009, 08:55:02 PM
Oh god, I have far far far broken that 10,000 number.  I can't be separated from the internet for very long.  The rise of 3G has turned me into a complete and total junkie.
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 17, 2009, 08:58:05 PM
10,000 was a conservative number.

What a waste.
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Beezy on January 17, 2009, 09:03:32 PM
The internet hasn't been good to me lately. :(
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Greatness Gone on January 17, 2009, 09:11:27 PM
7chan <3
Miscellaneous Jake Gyllenhaal fan sites <3
Guro <3
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Diunx on January 17, 2009, 09:21:43 PM
:bow free porn :bow2
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 17, 2009, 09:48:13 PM
I had to have spent over 10,000 hours on this thing.  Just imagine all of the productive things I could have done instead of wasting time online.

while talking to my shrink, I came up with that exact same number four weeks ago. I was thinking about it because of the 10,000 rule  (http://www.thesession.org/discussions/display/20234/comments)

She just shrugged and told me people watched that much television, if not more.

That wasn't helpful.

A lot of it can be allocated to downtime if that makes you feel any better.  That's how I consul myself. 

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Yes I'm sure there is a mistake in there.  STFU!  :punch
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Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 17, 2009, 09:53:55 PM
you'd just find some other way to waste your time, so don't feel so bad

in my day before the internet, we rolled tires around with sticks
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2009, 09:54:34 PM
i would've gotten laid by now if it weren't for the internet
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: rubber feathers on January 17, 2009, 09:57:48 PM
:heart Foodgawker :heart
Holy shit, I haven't heard of this website before and it looks really awesome.  *bookmarks*

Oh, and it says I've spent eight and a half hours on Evilbore alone in the week I have my account.  Probably inflated since I'm not on here all day (and often have tabs of eb open for long periods of time without actually reading them), but still.  I've been tracking how long I use Firefox every day with an extension and as of 8PM it says 4:43:xx.  Sigh.

The internet rocks, though.
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 17, 2009, 10:01:47 PM
i would've gotten laid by now if it weren't for the internet

Believe what you want.
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 17, 2009, 10:06:16 PM
This has always bugged me, but are we considered addicts?

how do I know if I am or not? Internet addiction was a pretty hot topic a while back, I don't hear about it as much anymore.

i would've gotten laid by now if it weren't for the internet

:lol

...

:'( yeah

wait your a virgin too!   :o

also it's been so long for malek that I think we sould give him his v-card back so he can join the EB competition. 
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2009, 10:10:31 PM
good lord I'm pathetic

I've cut down on my EB posting recently but it's still not enough. There are more constructive things I could be doing. I kinda want to join a hip hop blog or website and write articles/review albums/etc.

Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 17, 2009, 10:34:20 PM
(http://memeparty.com/i/031e35eed4b7c6aa5fee8a5fc2cb8848.jpg)
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 17, 2009, 10:35:45 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: drozmight on January 17, 2009, 10:51:13 PM
I waste a lot of time on the internet visiting the same sites over and over again in hopes that they update.
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Beezy on January 17, 2009, 11:32:31 PM
I waste a lot of time on the internet visiting the same sites over and over again in hopes that they update.
This is exactly what I do. It's pitiful. *refreshes EB*
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 17, 2009, 11:46:48 PM
I was just without the internets for about a week and a half, and let me tell you, that sure sucked balls.  I was more productive for like three days but then I just started fucking around in Fallout 3 and taking lots of naps.
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Kestastrophe on January 18, 2009, 03:33:18 PM
It's unlikely that I would have ever seen a horse penis, let alone see one in action, without the Internet.

         
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:bow Internet 
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Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2009, 03:37:01 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2009, 03:37:58 PM
i thought you were talking about mr. hands
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Yeti on January 18, 2009, 10:45:27 PM
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Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 19, 2009, 02:25:26 AM
:bow Foodgawker :bow2

there is not enough :drool

thanks for the link, Chipopo.
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Crushed on January 19, 2009, 02:32:47 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/10dwj0j.jpg)
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on January 19, 2009, 03:17:31 AM
Ive had some good times with the internet, scored fat asian pussy and secret santa gifts  :D
Title: Re: Internet Appreciation Thread
Post by: Tauntaun on January 19, 2009, 11:10:42 AM
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