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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on January 20, 2009, 09:04:37 PM

Title: diary of the dead is terrible
Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2009, 09:04:37 PM: The writing isn't as cheesy and bad as land of the dead, but the plot is even worse.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 20, 2009, 09:12:50 PM: You lost me when you slammed Land of the Dead. Will wait for superior Ecro review.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2009, 09:17:58 PM: really, man? really? land of the dead is entertaining on a distinguished mentally-challenged sidekick, stupid colombian actor with a washed up awesome villain level. But man, it has little to no replay value. land of the dead COULD have been awesome, it had everything there, but it turned out so bad.

There are certain scenes in diary of the dead that actually shine though. most of them are fake newsclips and stuff like that. the main movie is pretty bad and filled with horribly written social commentary.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 20, 2009, 09:18:54 PM: Land of the Dead is just fun.
Title: Re: diary of the dead is terrible
Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2009, 09:22:55 PM: I'll give you that. I just don't think it's rewatchable. It's just absolutely disposable.

Diary of the Dead is not fun. It's filled with 'serious' commentary.

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There's a deaf guy that they meet and when they first see him he's yelling "oo aw uuu??" and they assume it's a zombie. So horribly bad.
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Title: Re: diary of the dead is terrible
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 20, 2009, 09:25:04 PM: I often mistake the deaf and disabled for zombies and/or mutants. It's not uncommon.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2009, 09:26:49 PM: :lol :lol
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Post by: Bebpo on January 20, 2009, 10:23:56 PM: I liked it, but then I'm not that picky with my zombie movies. Anything Romero >>> generic summer horror movie in my book.
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Post by: Diunx on January 20, 2009, 10:30:28 PM: Its not that bad, it has zombies and violence.
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Post by: Enl on January 20, 2009, 10:34:56 PM: Nah, I also think Diary is way worse than Land. The one redeeming moment was the kickass deaf and dumb Amish farmer. Had the film just been focused on that character then it would have easily toppled Land for my liking. Unfortunately both of those films are trash compared to his original trilogy.
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Post by: Diunx on January 20, 2009, 10:39:13 PM: The problem I see with the recent Romero films are the characters, the characters in Dawn and Day where pretty kickass, diary had a bunch of annoying college kids.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2009, 02:13:45 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 21, 2009, 01:23:48 AM
Land of the Dead is fun until you think about how much better it should have been with that premise. It's like if you went to a bar with some banging chick, but you got too drunk and went home with this fat chick who wanted to give you head in the bar bathroom. You probably still had fun, but it could have been oh so much better.

Think about it - the premise is that there is one human city left in a zombie-infested wasteland. How many amazing stories could have been told in that setting? But instead of telling one of those stories, Romero decided to make a movie about class-based inequality. What the flying fuck? GTFO with that shit. I could pound a handle of Jack straight to the dome and write a better story using that setting than the bullshit that Romero came up with.
Absolutely this

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 21, 2009, 01:23:48 AM
He hasn't made a truly good film since Dawn of the Dead, and the 2004 remake stomps all over that one anyway.
I wouldn't go so far as to say the 2004 remake stomps all over the original. Maybe as a pure zombie action flick, but I felt that the original worked better on a lot of different levels. And I even liked the progression of the story a lot better in the original. If it didn't have that 70's cheese glaze all over it along with outdated effects, it would definitely be the superior film IMO.
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Post by: Ecrofirt on January 21, 2009, 02:28:54 AM: I've never actually seen Diary. I was pissed it didn't make it to my local theater, and then I've heard nothing but trash talking about it so I've avoided it thus far.
Title: Re: diary of the dead is terrible
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2009, 02:36:02 AM: It's like Cloverfield: Zombie Edition

Terrible.
Title: Re: diary of the dead is terrible
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2009, 05:54:47 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 21, 2009, 01:23:48 AM
He hasn't made a truly good film since Dawn of the Dead, and the 2004 remake stomps all over that one anyway.

What the fuck - I should ban you for such shit taste!