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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: T234 on January 21, 2009, 12:31:29 PM

Title: PATEL IS ALIVE!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!!11111!>?!?
Post by: T234 on January 21, 2009, 12:31:29 PM
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SIR
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 21, 2009, 12:32:03 PM
he is taking a forum break(tm maf)
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Post by: T234 on January 21, 2009, 12:33:38 PM
These people should do what I do when I need a forum break.


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Get stoned as fuck and then get banned for bumping old-ass threads without realizing it.
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Post by: Reb on January 21, 2009, 12:36:08 PM
Synthesizer, microwave me.
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Post by: TVC15 on January 21, 2009, 12:38:06 PM
I saw Patel's naked ass last night.
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Post by: demi on January 21, 2009, 12:44:17 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on January 21, 2009, 12:32:03 PM
he is taking a forum break(tm maf)

(http://soxandthecity.net/smilies/jerkoff.gif)
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 21, 2009, 12:45:43 PM
don't hate, windowlicker
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Post by: dammitmattt on January 21, 2009, 02:19:47 PM
I really need a reference chart to keep all of you straight.  Something like this:

evilbore name | GAF name | name everyone actually calls you | height | dick length
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 21, 2009, 02:21:29 PM
professor prole | drinky crow | "lord fuckbeast" | 5'11" | you won't be disappointed :-*
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Post by: Reb on January 21, 2009, 02:23:10 PM
Rebiak | n/a | n/a | 1.85 | n/a
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Post by: Robo on January 21, 2009, 02:24:09 PM
Ain't no chart gonna keep me straight.   :tauntaun
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 21, 2009, 02:25:35 PM
Quote from: dammitmattt on January 21, 2009, 02:19:47 PM
I really need a reference chart to keep all of you straight.  Something like this:

evilbore name | GAF name | name everyone actually calls you | height | dick length


distantmantra | distantmantra | nic | 5' 11" | top secret
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 21, 2009, 02:25:44 PM
CajoleJuice | CajoleJuice | Cajole | 5'7" | MIA
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Post by: demi on January 21, 2009, 02:25:50 PM
demi | evilore | "big ears mcanime" | 6'6" | not very long, but christ it's thick
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Post by: T234 on January 21, 2009, 02:26:05 PM
T234 | My current Joke Character is secret | Thor | 6'1" | Almost as long as prole but not as girthy :-\
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Post by: T-Short on January 21, 2009, 02:26:19 PM
Hyoushi | Hyoushi | macfag | 5'7" | average
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Post by: tiesto on January 21, 2009, 02:44:38 PM
Quote from: dammitmattt on January 21, 2009, 02:19:47 PM
I really need a reference chart to keep all of you straight.  Something like this:

evilbore name | GAF name | name everyone actually calls you | height | dick length

tiesto | djtiesto | wookie | 5'10" | thick
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Post by: Diunx on January 21, 2009, 02:47:57 PM
Diunx | Diunxx | "solid" snake | 5'5 :( | legends have been made the length of my dick
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Post by: dammitmattt on January 21, 2009, 02:49:52 PM
sticky this shit, demi
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Post by: T-Short on January 21, 2009, 02:51:41 PM
more like, lock it
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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 21, 2009, 02:59:13 PM
BlueTsunami | BlueTsunami | "Anal Justice" | 5'4 | Able to hit da' tonsils
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Post by: demi on January 21, 2009, 03:00:47 PM
Quote from: Hyoushi on January 21, 2009, 02:51:41 PM
more like, lock it

hey you're banned for backseat modding. how about that
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Post by: dammitmattt on January 21, 2009, 03:03:47 PM
Quote from: Hyoushi on January 21, 2009, 02:51:41 PM
more like, lock it

No one's posts have actually helped me aside from demi's, so I think we need to let it breathe for another few days.  I forgot to go.

dammitmattt | dammitmattt | "Viper" from 95-03ish | 5'9" | long but slightly narrow
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 21, 2009, 03:08:11 PM
Zero Hero  |  Zero Hero  |  Matt  | 6' |  :-*
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Post by: Beezy on January 21, 2009, 03:08:48 PM
Beezy | Beezy | my name | 5'10" | I'm black
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Post by: Bloodwake on January 21, 2009, 03:11:05 PM
Quote from: T234 on January 21, 2009, 02:26:05 PM
T234 | My current Joke Character is secret | Thor | 6'1" | Almost as long as prole but not as girthy :-\

One day I'm going to get you drunk enough to tell me your GAF character so I can engage in epic lulz
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Post by: T234 on January 21, 2009, 03:12:22 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on January 21, 2009, 03:11:05 PM
Quote from: T234 on January 21, 2009, 02:26:05 PM
T234 | My current Joke Character is secret | Thor | 6'1" | Almost as long as prole but not as girthy :-\

One day I'm going to get you drunk enough to tell me your GAF character so I can engage in epic lulz

It will take A LOT because this is BIIIIIIIG LULZ
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Post by: drew on January 21, 2009, 03:12:56 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 21, 2009, 03:11:25 PM
Genghis Cohen | Billy Rygar | Boss Nigger |5' 11" | 6' 0"

fixed
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Post by: TVC15 on January 21, 2009, 03:14:47 PM
TVC15 | omg rite | Hannibal (A-Team, not Lecter) | 6'1 or 2 | I'm like half Irish :(
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Post by: drew on January 21, 2009, 03:17:47 PM
dahroosahee | Nuka-Cola | Nadal | 6'0 | in between 6 & 6.5
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 03:32:44 PM


malek | malek4980 | "him?" | 5'11"| there's only one way to find out
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2009, 03:33:00 PM
Phoenix Dark | PhoenixDark | Michelle aka Amber Lambchops | 6'2 | 7 smh
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Post by: Eric P on January 21, 2009, 03:34:31 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 21, 2009, 03:14:47 PM
TVC15 | omg rite | Hannibal (A-Team, not Lecter) | 6'1 or 2 | I'm like half Irish :(

roffle

Eric P | Eric P | Eric | 6'2 | i'm english.  my dick is so big i can fuck several entire subcontinental regions at once
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Post by: demi on January 21, 2009, 03:36:18 PM
I would like to see Eric's weiner
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2009, 03:38:15 PM
you're probably more interested in lifting his belly
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Post by: demi on January 21, 2009, 03:39:07 PM
Gotta see that penis somehow
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 03:40:49 PM
Are the Irish supposed to have small penises?

Polacks have thick penises; at least I think that's why we're always called thick.
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Post by: Eric P on January 21, 2009, 03:45:49 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2009, 03:38:15 PM
you're probably more interested in lifting his belly

tragically living as a vegetarian who walks everywhere now that he doesn't have a car is causing me to lose weight.

sorry fellas.
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Post by: Bloodwake on January 21, 2009, 03:47:57 PM
Bloodwake/ Bloodwake/ Secret Satan / 5'11" / scraped the back of some girl's throat last night
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 03:50:31 PM
Quote from: Eric P on January 21, 2009, 03:45:49 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2009, 03:38:15 PM
you're probably more interested in lifting his belly

tragically living as a vegetarian who walks everywhere now that he doesn't have a car is causing me to lose weight.

sorry fellas.
SHIT
now demi's going to cut himself while listening Simple Plan.
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Post by: drew on January 21, 2009, 03:51:44 PM
no girl has ever gotten much past the tip for me :stunnashades

ive seen yo fingas mayne, pencil oil checkin dick havin ass wimp

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Post by: cool breeze on January 21, 2009, 03:51:55 PM
swaggaz | Linkzg | Big Bear | 5'9" | once I run out of toilet paper I'll find out
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 03:52:56 PM
Quote from: swaggaz on January 21, 2009, 03:51:55 PM
once I run out of toilet paper I'll find out

He was asking for length, not thickness.
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Post by: demi on January 21, 2009, 03:54:04 PM
Quote from: Malek on January 21, 2009, 03:50:31 PM
Quote from: Eric P on January 21, 2009, 03:45:49 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2009, 03:38:15 PM
you're probably more interested in lifting his belly

tragically living as a vegetarian who walks everywhere now that he doesn't have a car is causing me to lose weight.

sorry fellas.
SHIT
now demi's going to cut himself while listening Simple Plan.

Hey Beatles loser, I still have sexy muckhole. What about you.
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Post by: T-Short on January 21, 2009, 03:54:28 PM
Quote from: demi on January 21, 2009, 03:00:47 PM
Quote from: Hyoushi on January 21, 2009, 02:51:41 PM
more like, lock it

hey you're banned for backseat modding. how about that

 :heart

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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 04:01:12 PM
Quote from: demi on January 21, 2009, 03:54:04 PM
Hey Beatles loser, I still have sexy muckhole. What about you.

You have muckhole like I have Flannel Girl.
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Post by: TVC15 on January 21, 2009, 04:03:12 PM
At least Muckhole knows that demi exists, though.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 04:04:58 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 21, 2009, 04:03:12 PM
At least Muckhole knows that demi exists, though.
She knows I exists. I TALKED TO HER. Actually she talked to me, and I made some sort of gasping sounds.
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Post by: TVC15 on January 21, 2009, 04:06:00 PM
So she thinks you're a spaz?
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 04:07:24 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 21, 2009, 04:06:00 PM
So she thinks you're a spaz?
I'm exaggerating a little. Words came out of my mouth . . . along with some vomit. But words came out!

But yeah, she probably does.  :gloomy
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 21, 2009, 04:35:03 PM
Paging Costanza!

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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 21, 2009, 05:37:51 PM
Eel O'Brian | Eel O'Brian | Goddamn You | 5' 9" | sometimes touches the toilet bowl water :(
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Post by: Enl on January 21, 2009, 05:43:13 PM
Enl / Enk / That motherfucker / 5'9"  / Chopped off in a freak kidney stone incident
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Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on January 21, 2009, 05:56:02 PM
Guybrush Threepwood | Guybrush Threepwood | Guybrush | 6'1" | ~7.5 in
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 21, 2009, 05:57:58 PM
T EXP | The Experiment | My Nig | 5'11" | I've crippled women with it before
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Post by: Enl on January 21, 2009, 06:05:50 PM
Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on January 21, 2009, 05:56:02 PM
Guybrush Threepwood | Guybrush Threepwood | Guybrush | 6'1" | ~7.5 in

Judging by your adventures, things tell me you have more space than that in your pants. You sure that isn't the rubber chicken you're measuring?
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 21, 2009, 06:32:38 PM
pilonv1 | pilonv1 | hey you | 5'8" | like a fine german sausage
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Post by: ch1nchilla on January 21, 2009, 06:37:57 PM
ch1nchilla | chinmonster | Chris / Chin / Chin_____ | 6'3'' | it's a good time
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 21, 2009, 07:23:31 PM
Joe Molotov | Joe Molotov | Josephus Molotavio | 5'10" | 5'10"
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Post by: Robo on January 21, 2009, 07:40:36 PM
RoboJ | John Dunbar | cigarillo | 5'10" | kills everyone I stick it in (I have the AIDS)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 07:46:49 PM
Father_Mike | Demi | You're sitting on my coat | > Jucie | > toilet paper roll.
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Post by: muckhole on January 21, 2009, 09:28:40 PM
muckhole/muckhole/Highlander/5'10"/ I'm an "insie", whatever that means.
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Post by: Yeti on January 21, 2009, 11:51:30 PM
yeti/don't post there anymore/people always refer to me by my first and last name/5'9"/ This I say unto thee, Evilbore. The maleness which I have is a full cubit in length, yea and it is thicker indeed than the horn of a ram
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Post by: dammitmattt on January 22, 2009, 12:09:05 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol

Good work, all
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
Wow, Evilbore is full of bigu diku
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Post by: Tristam on January 22, 2009, 02:07:27 AM
This thread is awesome.  :lol
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 22, 2009, 10:05:01 AM
Tauntaun/Tauntaun/Tauntaun/5'6/will have to measure, between 6 & 7 I believe  :-*
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 22, 2009, 10:18:37 AM
Quote from: jarosh on January 22, 2009, 10:16:17 AM
Quote from: Tauntaun on January 22, 2009, 10:05:01 AM
Tauntaun/Tauntaun/Tauntaun/5'6/will have to measure, between 6 & 7 I believe  :-*
that did not feel like only 6 or 7 last night  :-\

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:tauntaun
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That's why I only sex with mirrors around.   :-*

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I used my fist while you weren't looking. :shh
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