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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: etiolate on December 03, 2006, 08:17:07 AM

Title: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: etiolate on December 03, 2006, 08:17:07 AM
(http://www.galeon.com/efex/web/imagenes/capcom/DeeJaySF3.gif)

Is it even a contest?
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: Mondain on December 03, 2006, 11:32:22 AM
(http://www.sasse.co.uk/sf/dudley3rd.gif)

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/e/e8/Makoto_(Street_Fighter).gif)

and basically everyone in Street Fighter 3, come to think of it...
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 03, 2006, 11:50:27 AM
Dudley is so fuckin' awesome, as is Makoto. You have no taste.

The worst SF character is any one of the following: Chun Li, Blanka or Oro.
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: BlackMage on December 03, 2006, 12:55:05 PM
i would have to say fucking DAN! nice pink gi you fucking fruitcake
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 03, 2006, 02:25:45 PM
That indian guy is the worst.
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: bork on December 03, 2006, 06:43:07 PM
We talking design, or game play?   ???

Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 03, 2006, 06:44:13 PM
I THINK design
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: bork on December 03, 2006, 06:49:48 PM
Oh, well in that case...where to start??   :lol  I'm not a fan of the new 3rd Strike characters (Chun-Li doesn't count) except for Makoto, who is just a rip-off of Akane from Ranma 1/2 anyway.  Q, Twelve, Remy...blech.  From the older games, it's got to be Dee Jay and T. Hawk.  WTF were they thinking?  WTF was the guy who designed Dee Jay (an American) thinking especially?  At least he didn't have big lips.  :/
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 03, 2006, 06:51:06 PM
Q rocks :(
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: Fatghost28 on December 03, 2006, 07:46:07 PM
Dee Jay sucks the most.

Makoto and Dudley are awesome.  I suppose M.Bison/Balrog sucks since he's just a pastiche of Mike Tyson. 
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: Mupepe on December 03, 2006, 08:18:17 PM
That indian guy is the worst.
Most definitely

Vega is the coolest.
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 03, 2006, 09:23:36 PM
ew, forgot about Twelve. Q and Remy rock!
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: bork on December 03, 2006, 11:15:52 PM
I think I have chosen T. HAWK as the number one worst Capcom character.  Awful stereotypical "modern" Native American design, a boring moveset, and the guy is from Mexico.  MEXICO.  Wrong country, Capcom.
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: The Sceneman on December 03, 2006, 11:53:44 PM
Cammy sucks
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: sonarrat on December 04, 2006, 12:29:43 AM
I hate Dhalsim.  Those elephants trumpeting in the background of his level made me want to raise the roof, though.
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: The Sceneman on December 04, 2006, 12:41:37 AM
I hate Dhalsim.  Those elephants trumpeting in the background of his level made me want to raise the roof, though.

Is 'raising the roof' in this context a good or a bad thing?
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: sonarrat on December 04, 2006, 12:45:53 AM
I hate Dhalsim.  Those elephants trumpeting in the background of his level made me want to raise the roof, though.

Is 'raising the roof' in this context a good or a bad thing?

In this context, it would probably get my ass beat, so it's a bad thing.
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: The Sceneman on December 04, 2006, 12:47:50 AM
Would Dhalsim be considered culturally insensitive?
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: sonarrat on December 04, 2006, 12:58:12 AM
Probably, but that's not what I meant.  Best not be putting your arms up when your enemy's can stretch out 50 feet.
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: bork on December 04, 2006, 01:37:01 AM
Plus Dhalsim is a cannibal.  You can see his latest "snacks," the heads of poor young children, around his neck.   :-X












(Yes, I know what the skulls really are)
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: The Sceneman on December 04, 2006, 04:53:28 AM
Plus Dhalsim is a cannibal.  You can see his latest "snacks," the heads of poor young children, around his neck.   :-X












(Yes, I know what the skulls really are)

Haha Snacks lol.

Come to think of it a lot of the characters from the Orginal Street Fighter were quite disgusting.
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 04, 2006, 04:46:49 PM
Before I clicked on this thread, I thought to myself, "I sure hope that nobody says Dudley, cause he's such a pimp."

YOU SAID DUDLEY! :duh
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: Mondain on December 04, 2006, 05:37:33 PM
Dee Jay sucks the most.

Makoto and Dudley are awesome.  I suppose M.Bison/Balrog sucks since he's just a pastiche of Mike Tyson. 

Makoto keeps on screaming like a little bitch and is one little irritating brat. Is that a boy of a girl by the way? Can't tell.

The only one worse than these two is the game's boss, Gill. Such a fucking lame JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reject. Who knows, maybe he was designed for the CPS-3 fighting game too?

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/84/200px-Gill_SF.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: Fatghost28 on December 04, 2006, 09:26:40 PM
Dee Jay sucks the most.

Makoto and Dudley are awesome.  I suppose M.Bison/Balrog sucks since he's just a pastiche of Mike Tyson. 

Makoto keeps on screaming like a little bitch and is one little irritating brat. Is that a boy of a girl by the way? Can't tell.

The only one worse than these two is the game's boss, Gill. Such a fucking lame JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reject. Who knows, maybe he was designed for the CPS-3 fighting game too?

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/84/200px-Gill_SF.jpg)

Gill was designed as a showcase for CPS-3.  He's possibly the first (only?) sprite that has a different right/left orientation.  Other sprites are just reversed from left to right.

Makoto was originally concieved as Ryu's sister, but this changed and she became unrelated.  So she screams, name a Japanese female game character that doesn't, sheesh.

Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: bork on December 04, 2006, 10:31:16 PM


Come to think of it a lot of the characters from the Orginal Street Fighter were quite disgusting.

Hey, those designs are from over 15 years ago.  Times change.  :) 


Gill was designed as a showcase for CPS-3.  He's possibly the first (only?) sprite that has a different right/left orientation.  Other sprites are just reversed from left to right.

That doesn't take away from how ugly his design is, however.   :P  You could say that Capcom was just moving on with the times and making scantily-clad characters for both sexes, but the most nubile SF3 character is a guy with a thong rammed up his ass.  Two of them in 2nd Impact and Third Strike. 

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Makoto was originally concieved as Ryu's sister, but this changed and she became unrelated.  So she screams, name a Japanese female game character that doesn't, sheesh.

I don't care what they say, she's clearly "inspired" by Akane Tendo from Ranma 1/2, just like how Yun and Yang (especially Yang) are taken from two Gundam Wing characters.
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: Mondain on December 04, 2006, 11:26:00 PM
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/84/200px-Gill_SF.jpg)

the mark of my dignity shall scar thy DNA
Title: Re: Worst Capcom Fighter Character?
Post by: Itch on December 05, 2006, 12:11:12 AM
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/84/200px-Gill_SF.jpg)

the mark of my dignity shall scar thy DNA

I don't even know what the fuck that is supposed to mean but it sounds sofa king cool.