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Title: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: WrikaWrek on January 31, 2009, 07:12:37 PM
http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/01/31/must-watch-full-gi-joe-rise-of-cobra-super-bowl-tv-spot/#comment-124771

I'm a sucker for big dumb action packed summer blockbusters, so i think this trailer looks pretty awesome. I don't even know much about G.I Joe.

The dude jumping through the car was awesome. Anyway, Eiffel Tower blowing up? Team America?

Wtf?
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 31, 2009, 07:25:28 PM
It's in the running for one of the two or three fun and brainless movies I see every year, just to balance all my artfag films I obsess over.
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 31, 2009, 07:37:41 PM
Looks better than Transformers and Transformers 2 combined.
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 31, 2009, 08:57:40 PM
[youtube=560,345]GJ-ckU_D1fg[/youtube]
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 31, 2009, 09:37:03 PM
This, Fast and the Furious 4, Transformers 2... this summer is going to rock my balls off.  :-*
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on January 31, 2009, 10:15:26 PM
Needs more horrible CGI

Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 31, 2009, 10:30:50 PM
B-
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2009, 12:45:55 AM
Looks horrible. Costumes are cool but the cg is outrageous.

plus, not enough manly shit. Seriously, where's the facial hair or gruff voices? Or real stunts for that matter. As a kid Transformers, GI Joe, and Voltron were my holy trinity. One has already been shit canned, looks like GI Joe is going to suffer the same fate.

Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 01, 2009, 01:30:03 AM
Another movie I'll never watch.
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 01, 2009, 01:35:14 AM
hey everyone, give this a chance.  Don't you remember how great Van Helsing wasn't?
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 01, 2009, 08:33:51 AM
I won't be watching this dog shit
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: Cheebs on February 01, 2009, 08:42:20 AM
Looks horrible. Costumes are cool but the cg is outrageous.

plus, not enough manly shit. Seriously, where's the facial hair or gruff voices? Or real stunts for that matter. As a kid Transformers, GI Joe, and Voltron were my holy trinity. One has already been shit canned, looks like GI Joe is going to suffer the same fate.


White people who aren't hippies, shut-ins, or pedos don't have facial hair.
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: Diunx on February 01, 2009, 11:00:04 AM
Will download a tele sync.
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: Barry Egan on February 01, 2009, 11:16:15 AM
Looks horrible. Costumes are cool but the cg is outrageous.

plus, not enough manly shit. Seriously, where's the facial hair or gruff voices? Or real stunts for that matter. As a kid Transformers, GI Joe, and Voltron were my holy trinity. One has already been shit canned, looks like GI Joe is going to suffer the same fate.


White people who aren't hippies, shut-ins, or pedos don't have facial hair.

this is so not true.  Men are divided between those who have facial hair and those who wish they had facial hair.
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: Cheebs on February 01, 2009, 11:36:23 AM
I stand by my logic. The only way for white guys to have facial hair and not fall into those 3 classes are white people who shave their heads or are some sort of celebrity (usually musician or athlete). I have done research on this subject, it is infallible.
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: bud on February 01, 2009, 11:50:03 AM
you're the only white guy i know of who spends 60 bucks on a haircut smh
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: Cheebs on February 01, 2009, 12:24:02 PM
you're the only white guy i know of who spends 60 bucks on a haircut smh
I haven't gone there in over a year. I spend like $15 now. I started going to the salon's school, the girls who are in beauty school do it for cheaper lol. And they have a teacher come grade it afterwards, its weird but a lot cheaper.
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: cool breeze on February 01, 2009, 12:35:12 PM
only reason I would watch it is for Eccleston
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2009, 02:04:55 PM
Sorry Cheebs, you stumbled into a manly discussion. Please excuse yourself  >:(

facial hair and gruff voices=GI Joe.
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 01, 2009, 03:15:24 PM
Sienna Miller is the Baroness. 'Nuff said.  :-*

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/01/Sienna_Miller.jpg)
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: Greatness Gone on February 01, 2009, 03:19:01 PM
Sienna Miller was hott in Factory Girl.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0-O4AdzlnpE/Rt5N4sHC4pI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/-sKUqq_-Tso/s400/sienna%2Bmiller%2Bfactory%2Bgirl%2Bcollage%2Bmy%2Bnew%2Bhair%2Bcut.jpg)
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 01, 2009, 03:20:37 PM
Sienna Miller was hott in Factory Girl.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0-O4AdzlnpE/Rt5N4sHC4pI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/-sKUqq_-Tso/s400/sienna%2Bmiller%2Bfactory%2Bgirl%2Bcollage%2Bmy%2Bnew%2Bhair%2Bcut.jpg)
Now imagine her in skintight leather... ohmygawd, my boner is growing... :hyper
Title: Re: G.I Joe Superbowl Spot
Post by: Cheebs on February 01, 2009, 03:48:30 PM
Sienna Miller was hott in Factory Girl.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0-O4AdzlnpE/Rt5N4sHC4pI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/-sKUqq_-Tso/s400/sienna%2Bmiller%2Bfactory%2Bgirl%2Bcollage%2Bmy%2Bnew%2Bhair%2Bcut.jpg)
Yes!! She was incredibly hot in that movie.